through his eyes...

umm... hello, paula (wtf?????)

only the ones he remembers!? :|

Of course it is, c'mon. The girl from yesterday seemed authentic, but this guy is a phony

yeah tori it's not so much his fickle nature
but a couple of the people he describes having sex with
like his sister
and some ugly chick that reminds him of his mother who he just so happens to hate
thus explaining his hatred of all women and his inability to commit
it's all too convenient and neat
i think it is some dude that fancys himself a writer

Well for all us single girls out here, I sincerely hope its a fake. If not, I'm going to go out buy myself and boy and girl cat tomorrow and make my own little family that way.

Oh I don't plan on getting married. And if I were ever financially stable I would like to adopt. However, at the moment I'm so jaded by the male of the species that I just scowl at any guy that looks at me funny.

I definitely don't need a guy in my live and 99% of the time I don't have one... but every once in awhile, its nice to have some sort of romantic interest.

However, I'm so fed up with them that I think I will be sexually frustrated for the rest of my life. Hopefully my eggs will shrivel up and die soon and so will my sex drive (kidding :-P).

ten stars, john!! 10 effin stars!!!

*im seeing stars... goddamit, the world is spinning faster...*

i tend to be more "open" (see: vulnerable) a lot before. and guys digged that.

i guess, after being trampled over countless of times by guys who claim they wanna be with me but still cheat or turn out to be gay, i got tired. and started to become defensive...

it was only until recently that i found someone, when i wasnt even looking!

:)

fates really work in strange ways... imagine, me meeting a guy in a snarky site, a total opposite of what i usually like in men...

now, i cant imagine life without him.

*insert oooh's and aww's here*

:D

I always meet guys when I'm least expecting it. However nothing ever comes of it. Just recently I met this guy on the bus to work (of all places). We started chatting, he wasn't even hitting on me... just asking for directions... and we hit it off. We ran into each other on the bus again and had a coffee after work. Then on Saturday (not this past Saturday, the one before) he calls me at 10:30am to go out and we spent the day together. I had an awesome time, but I kept it casual and friendly... because I'm a pretty slow mover. Well now he seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth and I'm thinking I won't get a call. I'm a little pissed, because I felt so comfortable with him, from what I knew he was pretty much everything I look for in a guy, and I enjoyed the date and I thought he did too. I sent him a text the next weekend and got nothing back. So now I have to sit around and wonder what the fuck I said or did (or better yet didn't do, if you catch my drift) wrong. Blah.

I hate whining about guys, and I know that this is what guys do... but I just don't get it.

MrPinchy...ya just never know about guys. It could be you were so perfect for him its scared the shit outta him! Busy, away, an emergency OR...his girlfriend came back to town...count yourself lucky you found out about his disappearing act only 1 or 2 meetings in!

john, i always imagine that about my ex.

that one day, we accidentally see each other, across the street. then he starts crossing, all of a sudden, a huge bus hits him...

and he flies like a rag doll somewhere far...

then i walk away, in my prada heels, feeling smug.

ok, pinch, define "hanging out"

just curious...

=/

I know the 1st idea was delusional...too intense but having his girlfriend come back to town or just being too busy to call is a pretty normal reason a guy doesn't call back...isn't it? I know that I quit dating guys that were too damn nice. A good friend but you can't imagine having sex or even discussing it with such a "nice" person...

Angel... Too busy is a big possibility... poor guy is really poor and I know he has to work a lot. As for the girlfriend thing... I don't think that's the case unless he is a really charismatic liar. Which lets face it, is quite possible. The situation is a bit different because he's only been in Spain for 3 years and as far as I know does not have a Spanish girlfriend. But who knows... he could have omitted plently of things or just flat out lied. Wouldn't be the first. If that's the case I hope he burns.

And Tori... Apparently. Fuckers.

Hahahahha... Thanks Tori... appreciate it :-).

A shit load of the Best of Craigslists post were written just to get on that list. My favorite is the one where the guy was angry at the crack smokers who kept stealing the sparkplug on his motorcycle to smoke crack in it. Unlikely, but funny.

I don't think the craislist post was fake....I really don't believe that there isn't a man that hasn't had that story to their romantic/sex life. I must apologize for this man to all you sweet gals on the Bastardly forum, but this is a reality that you will face one day. But, you won't realize it until this guy has screwed you (liberally as can be) and enjoyed it (don't even dare say you didn't enjoy it). He'll move on, and on the third or fourth week, when you've stopped thinking about exactly what kind of guy he was, you'll realize that it was just this guy. A player, a pimp, a fungus of the vagina.

Yep. I have a list that I can't wait to write up. :)

Woman. Thanks :)

Hanna - You were the most boring girl I've ever endured. Who goes shopping for a pen? You want a pen, look between my couch pillows. There are a dozen pens in there. What a painfully dull bitch you are. And the sex was embarrassing. I cum on your face and you pat my back saying, "There, there. That's OK. Accidents happen." News flash, I came on your face to degrade you. And you react like a mother soothing a child with a scraped knee. You're boring and you're an idiot!


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I came on your face and you pat me on the back.

Holy hell. Why is that so friggin funny?

manolo is the voice of a generation. yes lillith please put your list uh here.... in forum land. gosh please do..... :)

your awesome angelfood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Too busy for a 5-minute phone call or a quickie?

the last of your kind...awesome