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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    Or is it fashionista magic working backwards to make someone as gorgeous as she on the runway look like a man with a pot-belly? It seems (proven fact)that makeup and fashion have made tremendous contributions to society, i.e. teaching us all how to fake it and take it (the $ that is)

    WTF?!
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    So it's not actually a pot-belly- yet.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    *chews lip* I love her shoes though...
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    maybe she is pregnant again
    i used to love her
    until i heard her speak for the first time
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    i like her when she's not whining in that annoying accent...not pretty at all
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007 edited
     
    yeah which is like every second on project runway
    she's like a teutonic tyra banks
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2007
     
    must be the seal effect.. or girls really let themselves go when they get married and have kids.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2007
     
    Honestly, that's what she really looks like. I think it has to do with the fact that she's probably tired of wearing tons of makeup and getting irritated by flakes in her eyes and glitter or gloss in her teeth...so yeah.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2007
     
    geez, give the woman a break. she's 33. thats like "middle-aged" in the modeling world. and she has 3 kids. u cant expect her to look the way she did when she was 20...

    u do have to admit tho, she looks a lot better than other 33 yr olds out there (and thats WITHOUT MAKEUP)... for someone who already produced 3 brats, her body is still HOT.

    i wont defend the accent, since I have one myself...
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2007
     
    Isn't it the other way around? Defending your accent because you have the same one? Anyways.

    True, 33 is on the verge of grandma-ism so yeah we should give her a break- no really, she's great for having had 3 kids and marrying Seal. I like her smile.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2007
     
    Women can still look extremely hot/sexy through their 30's, but when you get up there in years, why would you care anymore? Me, I'm going to precipitously fall apart throughout the next 10 years and once I hit bottom, I'll have so much fun not giving a fuck about anyone's opinions.
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2007 edited
     
    If you hold her to supermodel standards she doesn't look too good... but if you hold her to normal people standards she looks just fine. In fact, more than fine... for a mother of like 20 kids in her 30s.

    And Tori, I wouldn't worry about your accent, hon... I don't think its Heidi's accent that makes her unbearable... its more the screechy, nasal tone that sounds like nails on a chalk board and makes you wanna jam a fork in your ear drum... or maybe her windpipe... At least that's my take on it. I've never seen her show, but I've heard her speak on a commercial or something like that, so mabye its not THAT bad all the time. I don't know.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2007
     
    it's not the accent as much as the baby voice is what irritates me
    she and Tyra both do it
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2007
     
    Holy crap, she's younger than me?! She looks like a woman in her 40's, not 30's, there are plllllenty of hotties running around in their 30's. Well, AND 40's, hmm, well come to think of it, there are a few in their late 40's I wouldn't mind getting with. *sigh* I'm old.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2007
     
    Accents are sexy. Just not Heidi Klum's accent.

    I imagine tori with a super sexy throaty thing going on.

    *boi-oi-oi-oing*
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2007
     
    hahaha chef, youre so funny.

    i dont do the baby voice on a regular basis... i only use it when i really want something.

    like a 3 carat diamond ring from tiffany's.

    or my promotion.

    or i want a corndog in the middle of the night...

    (corndog??)

    no throaty voice here. stopped smoking months ago. i have a very distinctive accent which makes me sound a lil bit hispanic (spain) because of the r's and v's and o's. but sound a lil bit asian like when im talking in my language. and flirty too... ive also been told on the phone that its hard to guess where im from.

    definitely not chinese-like accent... but my ex once said I sound like a machine gun going off... i think thats not a compliment?

    :D
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2007
     
    THe baby voice cuts through me like a knife, the best way for a chick to get me is to turn the heat up with regards to 'action'. Then you'd probably get that 3-carat ring in a heartbeat. How's 1.5k platinum sound? Self designed... Just so happen to have one in my posession again. There was no way she was getting that shit. OR her fucking wedding band. Those god damned things cost me almost as much as my friggin Jeep.

    Damn chicks workin it and shit.

    *pout*

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