my latest conspiracy theory:
when was the last time you heard gossip on real celebrities
you know the people that actually star in movies, and record popular music
all the gossip now is focused on these celebrities who are famous for being famous
paris
this kardasian chick
i think it is a Scientologist conspiracy to keep they press in the dark about their quest for world domination
don't be taken in!
before you know it
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be in reeducation camps
we will all be required to have a picture of suri cruise about our mantles
and we will be forced to watch "Battlefield Earth" once a week
continual browbeating of; and disparaging comments about Cruise, Elfman and their ilk is our only defense
Be Vigilant!

Aren't they inhibited by old souls of some alien species?