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    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007 edited
     
    yep a clue in to another list. i'm not a drinker...so do you think of the psychologt/personlaity traits he associates with each drink.....???


    ah well interesting reading for a non drinker/that's not never been drunk. yes..i...am lame. :)

    but now i'm lame version 3.97 (i'm sure someone will get that joke)

    some drinks
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Gin and Tonic: I live a fast-paced lifestyle with no time to dick around. Even my drink of choice can be abbreviated to just two letters. But beyond that, I’m a fairly good drinker, and if some scumbag bartender waters down my drink, I’ll notice.

    or

    Domestic Beer: (Men) I’m low-maintenance, easy-going, and maybe a little uncouth. I enjoy watching sports, and don’t expect much out of life. That said, I’m probably having more fun than anybody else in here.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    2 for 2 thanks jm !!!!!! :)
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    I like rum.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    ok, your in the next potc sequeal !!!!! :)
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Depends on mood, but:

    Bloody Mary: I have a slightly exotic, possibly hippie air about me, and as an alcoholic, I need to find new and creative ways to work vegetables into my diet

    and

    Margarita: (Men) I’m just searching for my lost shaker of salt.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    2 for 2 mania continues.... uh the drinks are on moe !!!!!!!! :)
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Seven & Seven: Like buttah.

    and

    Seven & Seven: Buttah-like.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    i'll take that as another 2 for2 thanks real !!!!! :)
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Well I try not to drink anymore, but on the occasion I slip... I go for white wine

    Wine has been around since ancient times, when it played a pivotal role in civic, social, religious, and governmental affairs. Seemingly, very little has changed. Nowadays, the wine you drink is likely to have been made from grapes stomped on by comically inept redheaded sitcom starlets. Best not to think about that. As Jerry Seinfeld might have observed, “There’s red wine... and there’s white wine... but there’s no green wine. There are green grapes... what’s up with that?”

    White: (Men) I’m pretty classy, but not a show-off. I might be some kind of undercover secret agent, trying not to draw attention to myself. Or I might just be waiting for my chance to slip the Rohypnol into your drink.


    I'm not a man, but you get the idea...

    And of course I always went with the safest choice back in my hard liquor days

    Screwdriver: I’m pretty new to the whole “drinking” thing but I heard about screwdrivers in a movie once. Since orange juice is part of my wholesome complete breakfast, I’m comfortable drinking this until science figures out a way to ferment bacon.

    I used to take shots of whiskey straight without batting an eye... but it just gives me an instant headache. Oh and of course, I'm a fan of Sangria too.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Oh... I love sangria!
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Cuba Libre/Rum & Coke: I’m either a communist or I like drinks that aren’t too complicated, don’t cost much, and taste the same no matter where I order one. In other words, I’m a communist.

    and

    Margarita: (Women) I’m whimsical, have a great sense of adventure, and don’t mind trying new things. Don’t delve too deeply into my past, though. There’s a good chance I was on Girls Gone Wild.

    and

    Piña Colada: I like shitty music. And getting caught in the rain.

    and

    Champagne: I am romantic, and don’t care much what anyone thinks of me. And if it’s not already totally obvious, I’m hoping to get laid tonight, and I likely will.

    and lastly,

    Absinthe: I have a death wish.

    Yes, even my boyfriend thinks im an alcoholic...
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2007
     
    Sake: I am unbelievably pretentious. It will be a miracle if I make it out of this bar without being stabbed with a cocktail umbrella.

    Malt Liquor: I plan on getting drunk as quickly and cheaply as possible. Perhaps I permanently lost my sense of taste fighting in Vietnam. Hopefully, I’ll have some money left over for my child support payment. But don’t kid yourself. That money’s earmarked for more Colt 45.
    • CommentAuthorBankRoll
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2007
     
    What if I like to drink anything? lol . hard Liquor, Beer, Wine. Oh wait, I know what it means lol, Frat Boy.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2007
     
    I've most recently had a taste for
    Brandy: I am a fictional character. Shortly, we will retire to the drawing room, where I will reveal the identity of the murderer.
    And always...
    Imported: I have more panache and am statistically more likely to buy a woman a drink. There’s a good chance I am in fact a beer snob, and won’t order any beer that isn’t spelled with at least two umlauts. In other words, you can’t even pronounce the beer I’m drinking, let alone afford it.

    That's really cute.
    I think this is hilarious though:
    Piña Colada: I like shitty music. And getting caught in the rain.
    That's my mom that one.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2007
     
    Cuba Libre/Rum & Coke: I’m either a communist or I like drinks that aren’t too complicated, don’t cost much, and taste the same no matter where I order one. In other words, I’m a communist.


    and if I'm supposed to pick another one:

    Tequila: I’m still coordinated enough to do the thing with the lemon and the salt, but I won’t be for long. If you want to take advantage of me, now’s your chance.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2007
     
    another post from bank roll.... *awesome*


    and look at jihad and tfc /what are you kids doing drinking ??????? ;)
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2007
     
    Oh no.. That was a hypothetical "if I were 21 and legal to drink, this is what I would drink."

    =)
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2007 edited
     
    I'm an Irish Coffee girl...no description necessary ;>

    or...

    Tequila Straight: (Women) I’m looking for a party. Obnoxious dancing and/or girl-on-girl kissing are sure to follow. This tequila might fuck me up bad, but at least I’ll know I had a great night.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    AYE I'm no kid! Me and the guy working my liquor store have a long history extended back to my mother's father. So there.
    I love being female.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    My friends are cunts? This is news to me!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    well tfc you've got to love your friends..... :)


    jihad.... so young..yet with so much histroy... :)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    angelfood she's an irish coffee girl..... i'll finish that lyric someday... :)
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    tfc its starts of like that then she wants the house and the car and "the 4 months" she spent with you.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Oh gawd.. I'm fucked.. I know it. Thank god for Jihad and the Internet.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007 edited
     
    HAHAHAHAHA.
    Thank god for Jihad.
    Christ. That's beautiful. I think most people refrain from saying that.


    And whats going on? I'm lost again.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Damn Jia.. have you heard of sleeping? Haha...

    My sleeping schedule is fucked.. I don't feel tired until 5 or 6 am, then I'll end up sleeping all day. My schedule doesn't work well for my classes though. So I'll have to see about that.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    ...maybe if you changed your drinking schedule..... ;)
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Sleep is for the weak.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    ..... or the old..... :)
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Maybe more drinking = more sleeping. I'll try that.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    if you want to use "the count sheep method".. make sure you dont use extinct animals cause then youd be fucked.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Sheep are extinct?.. I knew it. I've never seen one in real life. Just like Indians.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    i saw an indian today he kept looking at me it was kinda scary..i think he had make up on
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Indian from India, or Indian from the Great Plains. Cuz I know that Indians from India still exist, I've seen them all the time.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    yea id be surprised if you didnt see them all the time theres 1 billion of them running loose.. never seen an indian tribe but i dont really live in a country where one of them pops up..
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    just go to a casino
    they run all the ones that aren't in vegas
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    I've only been to the ones in Shreveport, LA.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    oh and AC they don't own those either
    Foxwoods and Mohegan are the big ones here around here
    they suck though because they stop serving alcohol at 1:30 am
    fucking connecticut
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Oh.. and I've been to Atlantic City.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    AC is nice now
    they are trying turning it into Vegas east
    they just need to put a wall up around the city itself
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Stop serving alcohol? What's the incentive to be there then?
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    um, continue wasting your money at the casino?
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    I should make my own casino in my dorm's lobby. I could have the whole racket going.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Yeah, well, the chance of winning is somewhat of an incentive. But the biggest incentive is "free" drinks.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007 edited
     
    yeah it sucks real
    AC is only another 2 hours away and it is 100x better
    foxwoods and moheagan are for old people
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    back in college, i went to a casino and this guy made me blow on the dice. and he won.

    i got a hundred dollars (already converted) tip...

    here, blonde's do that shit.

    and i aint dyeing my hair for that...
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Sleep is the cousin of death.

    I get like 5 hours per night and I'm tired all the time and i love to sleep. I hate myself.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    I sleep three hours every so often...
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    how tired i am during the day has nothing to do with how many hours of sleep i get
    but when i get up
    i hate mornings
    i can stay up till 5 in the morning and get up at 11 am and be fine
    but if i go to bed at midnight and get up at 6 in the morning i'll be tired all day
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Yesterday I was drinking some hippy detox potion and 2 gallons of water because my new job, on the fourth day of work, pulled an "oh by the way, you have to take a drug test, today."

    I thought I was in the clear and didn't even think of quitting smoking for a while. Granted I have been real light on the toking for the past 2 weeks but I was still hitting the resin once or twice a night.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    is it goldenseal
    one of the dudes here had a candidate use it
    because he had to take a drug test before he could start a job
    he passed the test
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    No it was some magic juice I got from the head shop. The hippy gave me instructions and said I had a 6 hour window that I would piss clean. So I did everything and hopefully I will continue to have a job. After all, they just dropped nearly $5k on new gear for me to use before failing to mention that i had to pass a drug test.

    I took some Goldenseal when I was in high school when I had to take a drug test. I passed but I also had a week to prepare. If you're moderately in shape and not fat, it's pretty easy to pass drug tests methinks (and hopes). The traces of the drug are stored in fat cells. After as much water I drank and how often I was peeing, it would be a miracle for my piss to be anything but pure water. Even the nurse was like "do you drink a lot of water?" I swear you could have drank that specimen.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    'i swear you could have drank that specimen'

    dude... you should have been in the kim k. vid. :)
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    kinda weird they sprung it on you after you started like that
    in my experience only really big companies or financial companies/institutions will give you a drug test
    unless you are operating machinery or something
    financial companies are the worst, they roto-rooter your ass before they will give you a job
    they only thing you have to worry about now is the old "negative, but diluted"
    but that is kinda like a mistrial
    you get another crack at it
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    I'm not an advocate for drug tests, but since you can clear your piss in a week, wouldn't it make more sense for a company to do blood tests? If they really care about it, that is.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007 edited
     
    some do the hair test real
    i understand that is hard as shit to beat
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    In my experience, any sort of medium to large corporate job will either drug test you or background check you.

    These are both bad for me. In a couple years I won't have to worry about the latter but a drug test, I need some time.

    And yes, I was hoping that at least, I could piss straight water and they deem it a mistrial and give me another crack at it. It was an independent medical office so I don't think they give a shit. People probably do what I did 20 times per day. My girlfriend did, at the same place, and she passed.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    Or just not pre-announe it...
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    I think blood tests are much more costly, same with hair tests, and most companies just want that facade of giving a drug test. They don't care about results, they just want to scare off the true fucktards. Besides, If I was a big alcoholic, it would be much more detrimental to my job than a pot head. If I come to work drunk, im useless. I come to work baked, im more creative (usually).

    And I'm sure there is a good percentage of people working corporate jobs that use some sort of drug habitually, whether its pharmies, coke or pot. Even the people making the rules. I would also argue that a cigarette smoker is a worse employee than a casual pot smoker.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2007
     
    yeah there is just this huge divide between the behavior that people actually engage in
    and this facade of puritanism that people feel they need to project
    like that whole Ms. America shit
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