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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2006
     
    Got back surgery yesterday. I want to DIE.

    Upside: Vicodin, lots of it. Downside: the Mofo still hurts.

    ... awaiting the love, my family...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2006
     
    we're here !!! :) i'm crossing my intestines(beats crossing fingers!) hoping your recovery is quick and as painless as possible. :)

    vicodin sounds good !!!! :)
    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2006
     
    I hope you feel better.
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2006
     
    vicodin and jagerbombs are one hell of a combination....speaking from experience.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2006
     
    Sympathy is being sent in a FedEx package right now.

    It's in the form of a bottle of vodka.

    DON'T DRINK IT YET.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeMar 5th 2006
     
    I love you all... so very much... and it's not the haze of Vike floating 'round my head, either.

    Day two after surgery and OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Who thought this was a good idea? Dammit...
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 5th 2006
     
    Sorry to hear it, if'n you need some better pain relievers, let the chef know :p
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2006
     
    My partner in worship and crime,
    I've returned from a land of fever and nausea myself, and am devastated to hear of your condition. Feel much much better!
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2006
     
    Your outpouring of luuuuvvvv is so wonderful... and I appreciate it.

    I may go write a poem about it. It, and the vicodin. Oh yes, the vicodin.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2006
     
    Ode to Vicodin

    Vicodin, how doth thou help me?
    Thy breassassests art wonderous
    Thy thighs art thunderous
    but what mine eyes thinkith the most
    is that you kisseth me to ease my pain
    But why oh why
    did you make me do it with Zhang Zyi (oh make it rhyme dammit)
    Now instead of your love
    I'm stuck with oozing sores
    So I sit in the dark, trying not to snore.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2006
     
    Why Cheffie, you sentimental sumbitch... that was LOVELY.

    Just delightful...

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