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    I'm 35, work as a Corporate Library Director at a New York Law Firm.
    I play most stringed instruments (musical ones....you crazy bastards). I live in the Poconos in Pennsylvania.....Let me know if there are anyother subject you'd like me to bring up so you Bastards can rip that to shreads! :oP
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Explain "freek."
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      CommentAuthorDaveB
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    commute from the poconos to NYC must be a bitch
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    violin??
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    You can play this?

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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    does your wife know your here?
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    Well normally one would spell it "freak"........But being a computer geek....I'm both and Freak and a Geek.....There for I am a "Freek".
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007 edited
     
    HAHA! "It's 9 PM. Do You know where your grandma is tonight?"
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Freek like you got some extra body parts and belong in the circus or freek like you enjoy having Joey the asexual bdsm paddle you, at the circus?
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    you got that of russell peters yea??
    french and a greek = freek
    iceland and cuba= icecube
    and so on and so forth
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    Can I play two 12 string manodlins and a 6 string? Not when the strings cross like that....But funny none the less.

    My wife? No. Why?

    DAVEB - Yes it's a bitch. It's a 3 hour commute each way.
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    No..who's Russell Peters?...Well I guess I'll have to look that up.

    Freek....Like I Like getting paddled by freaks with extra body parts.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Can you play a ukulele while wearing oversized halloween monster gloves?
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    nothing just wanted to ask i mean no harm
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    That's how Ice Cube came up with his name?
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    hahaha, fuck schtroumph, i choke-sprayed on your comment!
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    i hope not cause i like iceland and making a connection between the two would fuck up the country for me..

    russel peters is a canadian indian who makes fun of indians to make money out of it..
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    mmmm
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    null


    can you play the instrument made out of wood and has two holes?? i think you blow from the top.. i dont know what the second hole is for tho
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Actually, my first impression of Iceland was this hobo stumbling towards me, then he turned right, just in time to avoid bumping into me, but hitting trash can instead, all carefully calculated I'm sure. And then he puked his guts out.
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    Can you play a ukulele while wearing oversized halloween monster gloves?

    Hell ya! But I like to call Ukulele's 4 string acoustic basses.

    I can also play the autistic guitar....You play the strings....and it play music in its own world.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Hey man, be fair, he said "most stringed instruments," that hole thingy doesn't have any strings. But I'm sure he can play the round thing below it with the odd neck. Right?!?
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I see one string on that contraption.
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    There are no strings....I do play the female organ though....Please forgive me for going the Big Papi route.....

    By the way the instrument is a Huwuzle....From the Grinch Stole Christmas....You don't want to know what the second hole is for....But it only involves Who's....
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    Well it does look like it has a string.....So yes indead...I can play it.....I'm not going near the second hole though.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    You can stick your thing in there while you blow? Make some cock rock?
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    did you know that iceland is green and greenland is cold!! WOW, Goodmorning :) .. yea it happens your lucky he didnt walk into you.. guts and all
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I saw an independent film shot in Iceland and there were fucking glaciers.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    hahahah cock rock.. reminds me of that car from south park.. the anal car wtf was it called?? anyone know what im goin on about
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Yeah, if you look at the edges of them on a map it all makes sense though.

    Supposedly the sound of someone puking is the most horrible sound known to people in the western world.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Yeah, there are icy mountains, but there are also hot springs and stuff. The ground isn't frozen solid as on Greenland.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I know it puts you off food two when their like "Give me a tissue" i usually leave them sort themselvs out.. puke and all

    null

    i can play this.. and then i turn it and use it as a bong
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      CommentAuthormoe
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    hahah. i love the stringed instruments.

    welcome, welcome! that brings active members to like 8!!!! ROCK ON!
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I know there are hot springs and stuff but the prevailing myth in America is Greenland is cold and Iceland is nice, what I'm saying is, it ain't Florida.
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    Something tells me he uses that things as a bong too.
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Damn guys, I take a half hour break to make a mix CD of ghetto rap for my Spanish co-worker and I totally miss the party. No fair.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    It aint new Jersey either.. Isnt that a qoute form the Might ducks??
    Greenland is cold and Iceland is nice


    whatever happened to those kids??
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    Wo ho! Welcome to the ADD party....I think they're a little off point.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Pinchster ya esta!! LOL we were talkin bout icecube and your doin a ghetto cd cool.. some connection there. what do you know about iceland pinchy your a teacher and all
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    no, schtroumph, they said:

    "greenland is full of ice. and iceland is very nice"

    i was a dork back then... anyway. those potter brats are bound the same way those duck kids went.

    nowhere.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Haha. It is nice, in that context. Florida isn't very nice in the summer.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Flying V my ass..

    im telling you Tori im betting all my money Hermoine is gonna be a pornstar.. her red hair and attitude.. prob see her in 10 yrs from now in a movie called "Finding G-spot" or " Harry Potter and the Vagina of doom"..
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Touche.

    But, generally when people refer to a 'nice' climate, it's a subtropical or mediterranean (sp?) one. Canada may be nice, but that weather ain't very friendly.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Eduardo,

    QUIT TRYING TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU!
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Hmm a porn title would be more like... a cumshot oriented movie called "Pottershots"
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I don't know a fucking thing about Iceland. Its up north, right? I'm a fake teacher... shhh... don't tell.

    I have to give myself props for making the awesomest ghetto CD ever (at least as much as a suburban white girl can).
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    There would be wands involved, magic wands which grow when caressed, and magic words like Dickalia Insertus Anusibulus!
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    tell me about it i was pissing icecubes in montreal or qubec one of those two.. then i sold them as apple juice ice cubes :)
    (not really .. but its a good idea)

    Lebanon has the Best weather.. cold enough but you can get by with a sweater and hot enough to just wear a tank top, even Brasil.. I dont really like malaysian and singapore weather too humid, Dubai too hot i open cold water it comes out hot..

    Eduardo unless you can play the ukaleli with monster gloves.. this aint gone be about you lol
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I think Lebanon's weather is probably like Southern California. I like Phoenix, it gets hot as Dubai and all but I prefer that to regular temperate weather, plus winters are golden. I'd move to Cali but its too damn expensive.

    And Eduardo, we need visual proof of ukulele with monster gloves.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    The Gulf Stream keeps Iceland (and most of northern Europe) comfortably tempered, even if it's on the same crazy longitude as Canada or Alaska. If you like having real seasons, living in a subtropical climate wouldn't be too fun. But it's indeed a nicer place to go on vacation. The bikini seasons is like 3 months long (short) here.
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    Well I'm off to my 3 hour commute......Have fun!
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    nice, i wanna move to iceland.

    i heard they have really hot men over there...
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Well I'm off to my 3 hour commute......Have fun!

    And reality sets in. :-(
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Madrid has a wretched climate. Its a temperate desert. So basically it gets colder than cold and hotter than blazes without a drop of water (normally, this has been an odd year and its rained quite a bit). Coming from a pretty humid region (Great Lakes) its really hard for me to adjust to the dryness.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Real, I have to say that everywhere has real seasons. The changes may not be the same as your used to but even the desert, which I live in, has very distinct seasons. You won't go from sunshine to snow and back but you will see different plants blooming in the different seasons, different animals about, and it does have a very different feel.

    Now, maybe straight tropical or straight arctic climates won't have seasons but evel places like Florida experience seasons, just a bit more subtle.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    either i passed out for a sec for someone hacked into my comp.. but some weird shit went down
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Damn son!
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    El Nino thing is gone now.. cant wait to see what else fucks up our enivronment now..
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    TFc whats up man?? can you play any instruments.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007 edited
     
    You're right, "real" was the wrong word. There are obviously seasons all over the planet. I should have said seasons that display the widest change/spectrum possible in weather and climate, and exhibit the traditional/European/stereotypical qualities of the Four Seasons.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Where I lived we had 4 seasons, fucking wet, kinda wet, fucking dry, and kinda dry.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    but all that has changed man.. weather climate and all i mean it was raining in Dubai a week ago, maybe now looking back i should of listened to those assholes that knocked on my door and warned me about this.. but shit happens then you die.

    i say before we know it it would be raining in summer and shiny in winter.. antartica is melting and thats not a good sign if the water levels rise heaps of islands are fucked.. and overflowing and some countries may have shocking outcomes cause of it.. im talking wipped out.

    anyway, save the cheerleader.. save the world
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    LOL, I'm so pissed that they are delaying it until April 23.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Heroes is the Best!!
    i love it way better than those fuckheads on an island.. i cant wait to see the end of lost.. i wish i had powers.
    Damn genes :(

    btw= how come the indians speak english in india.. mohinder lol
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    British Empire 1897

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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    When I was in college these Indian's would always have these huge cricket games outside my window in the courtyard.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    I'm surprised there aren't any video game characters who use cricket paddles (rackets?) as weapons. Add American-Indian accent and you've got hilarious.
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Damn son. England used to be the shit! Whatever happened?
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    The rent here in Cali is cheap...if you don't want to buy a house, it's fine.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    They Drank too much beer and ate alot of bacon and eggs gained weight and had problems..
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      CommentAuthorTFC
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2007
     
    Shit... that sucks.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Ummm my brother rents a one bedroom closet for $900 per month in San Diego. Thats more than I pay for a large 2 bedroom in Phoenix.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    I hear AZ is very affordable, but how much is a one bedroom closet in Scottsdale?
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      CommentAuthormoe
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    AZ has its expensive parts, right?! They have the annual Prostitute Bikini Contest takes place somewhere over there...

    I'll try to get a location for you guys.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Scottsdale is more expensive, as is the area where I live. Still, a one bedroom closet in Scottsdale would only run you $600. Phoenix is more comparable to the midwest, affordability-wise. Buying a home is going to be more expensive but other than that things are comparable
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Oh and Scottsdale sucks balls too so there's really no reason to rent or buy there, or ever set foot in that pretentious hole.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    But it looks so happy! Hahaha!
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Frank Lloyd Wright's house is in Scottsdale
    i went to see it when i was out there
    pretty fucking cool
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Have you been to Fallingwater too?
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007 edited
     
    i have yeah
    there are a couple other of his buildings i would like to see as well
    like the Guggenheim
    and the Marin Civic center
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Oh wow, Gattaca was shot there. That's one of my favorite movies.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeMar 7th 2007
     
    Marin Civic Center is cool...giant place. Pageants, Dog shows, etc...
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