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All Things Sexy, Hot & Wild!: Reese Witherspoon+"Walk The Line"= Acadamy Award? WTF?!?!?!

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    ok explain this to me. This fucking bitch wins an oscar for THAT?!?!?!

    "Walk The Line" was DOGSHIT.

    I bought it at my job, and was expecting this Grand Johnny Cash biopic, what i got was a half assed made for TV standard POS. I mean, have movies gone down teh shitter THIS much in 15 years that THIS piece of crap gets FIVE fucking Oscar nods, and, The Doors which is an infintlt BETTER movie got none.

    And to top it all off, REESE WITHERSPOON wins Best Actress? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?!?!?!

    Uh Hello, Reese played this part TWICE already.....

    One Part "Sweet Home Alabama" Add One Part "Election =Her performance as June Carter Cash in Walk The Line...Peppy, comedic, hick...go figure.

    If she won an oscar for THIS why not the 2 former?

    She makes me fucking ill. give me a broomstick and her severed head, screw brookstick into the top of her severed head, and, i can dig this talentless bitches grave her chin is so fucking pointy it reminds me of the edge of a shovel, could brake fucking concrete with that shit.

    Jez, why Reese, dont u just stay home and pump out more kids for that fucking ass pirate Ryan Phillipe, God knows your performing better as the wife in a hollywood couple, better than you EVER could in ANY movie.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeMar 11th 2006
     
    Oh, Blue, so much venom, so much rage. I think I love you.

    Reese Witherspoon is the it girl now. I agree she's completely overrated. She's one of those Hollywood "beauties" that I've always looked at and said, 'huh'? She's a Mary Kay lady.

    I've never read anything you've spewn forth before, but KEEP GOING BAYBEE. Love the heat!
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    ive been posting as Phillip McCracken on the main page pics. but, u should check out my myspace blog, people seem to enjoy reading about all teh celebrities i want to punch in the fucking head. I only include men tho, being a man, i dont believe in hitting women, unless its gwen stefani, cause its obvious shes a transsexual. havent been on myspace tho in a while...maybe its time to go back? LOL

    www.myspace.com/bluetoietduck
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2006
     
    Reese's chin won that award. Not her. She's 3 feet tall with a 2 foot chin. The chin gave the acceptance speech too.

    it was all like, "whaa whaaa blah blah, I'm a bigger star than my husband, but he sucks my chin"

    Whatever.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2006
     
    I still want to make her brush her teeth with man-goo.

    MY man-goo of course. Using someone else's would just be wrong.
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    i tend to think her husband is having her put her 2 foot chin in his ass to remind him of the glory days with Freddie Prinze Jr on the set of "i know what you did last summer"
    • CommentAuthorninja
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2006
     
    i could see june carters people coming forward and saying that reese acts just like her.

    but, didn't she already be that character in sweet home alabama? i think the academy only gave it to her for singing some of the songs personally...she was the cutest nominee after all (she has a few kids though, huh).
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2006
     
    I dunno.....(my choice phrase of late)......when I think of Reese Witherspoon, I think of someone eating a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup on a plastic spoon on a HOT day.

    Brain mechanical error? Maybe. True thought? Yes. Agast that Ryan Phillipe and her have a broad? Yes. Care? Nah.

    Now where's my Snickers?
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2006
     
    don't chicks who win an Oscar usually need to fulfill some pre-req of getting naked and nailed????
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2006
     
    oooOOOooo yessss. I do believer that is a requirement by Academy Law.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2006
     
    Reese been plenty naked, and she's been nailed by the dude that should have played Darth Vader, her husband, whatshis name.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2006
     
    Ryan Phillippe, and I hadn't thought of that but I agree.
    Just to clear the air: he is FINE!

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