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All Things Sexy, Hot & Wild!: [Closed, Sink] ANGELINA JOLIE - THE HOTTEST creature EVER to walk the fucking planet.

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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2006
     
    That's all I've gotta say. She's fucking hot. And I'm going to post pics later. I sware I'd lick her eyebrows clean if she were standing in front of me.

    Sware.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2006
     
    I sware I'd whack off on her shoes.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2006
     
    Ewwww. Funny. They were actually selling a pair of hers on ebay.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2006
     
    Really? I wonder how much they'd go for if people wanted to whack off on them?
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 23rd 2006
     
    I not only would wack it in her shoe, but if requested, I'd wack it to her um... Does it matter? It's Angelina 'You know you want me' Jolie!

    I think she defines perfection.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2006
     
    I know. I'm obsessed. OBSESSED I tell you.

    I wonder if she'd find me attractive?
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    Have you not ever seen Grace Kelly? cause i cant see how anyone that has seen her could disagree that SHES the most beautyful creature to ever (or will ever) walk the earth.
    • CommentAuthorzoey
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2006
     
    SHE IS A THE DEFANTION TO SEXY! ALL THE OTHER WANNA BE DUMB ASSES D RATE ACTRESS CAN FUCK TOM CRUSIE ALL YOU WANT!
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2006
     
    Is she still alive, though?
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    no. but 2 things...

    REGARDLESS...shes been dead 20 years, and she is prolly STILL hotter than anyone...

    and

    you DID say TO EVER walk teh planet, not, walking the planet RIGHT NOW. (which i TOTALLY disagree with but thats for another thread)
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2006
     
    I pick that cracking Beauty Sophia Loren.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2006
     
    Dammit! I had a good one typed out and got a fatal exception error! Damn databases!

    and as usual, I have no idea what I was typing.

    Crap.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2006
     
    You were talking about how you were going to wire your millions to my personal account...............
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2006
     
    Oh NOW I remember what it was... 3 days ago, I meant to say:

    Grace Kelly, Monica Belluci, Angie, Bridget Bardot and Raquel Welch.

    Now those are some hot women.

    No doubt.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2006
     
    Bridget Bardot = gorgeous.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2006
     
    OOOooooowEEEeee I loves me some Miss Bardot.........
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    hey AB, wouldve thought Betty Page after seeing those pics of you on the other er, page.....
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    I know....that was the rockabilly image I was into for practically 12 years. I still keep the bangs because I have a four-finger forehead like Tyra Banks. It gives the illusion that I have smaller frontal lobes **laughing at self - but 'tis true**.

    I still look the part but with short hair and real eyebrows. haha
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Four fingers fit where?
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Well, that can be taken in a couple of different directions - haha.

    Four fingers measuring my forehead, your silliness.
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    hey a big forehead is hot!!! look at Mena Suvari, she is gorgeous!!!
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Mena Suvari makes me chortle in this ad.

    http://www.menasuvarifan.com/videos/Continental_Commerical.zip
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    They're making a TV movie about Betty Page.. I don't know how I feel about that... I feel like it cheapens her... but it could just be me.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    She's been coming out into the public eye lately too.......

    Speaking of foreheads....what about (insert brain fart here) the girl who played Wednesday in the Addams Family and Casper.....oh, and "Monster" with Charlize Theron? That girl has a MASSIVE (yes, that's in all caps) forehead.....but her tittays far outweigh her frontal lobes.

    She's got some big 'ol gahzongas <-------wow...new word.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Yep, she's got a mean per of chesticles.

    Christina Ricci. She made my pyjama pants stained.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I don't get it, Mikey my friend.

    What do guys see in her? It's some really weird fascination.....same with Parker Posey, and what's her name from "American Beauty"....not the blonde (insert series of brain farts here)........

    It's the forehead, yes?
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    It's in their eyes. Sometimes - you can see fire.
    • CommentAuthorJumpboots
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    I don't think she is very attractive...
    She may look good when they edit her on the TV, but she's really kind of...And her boobs are extremely small...
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    You must be living on the planet of eternally gargantuan boobs then, yo. Being most of our threads get off topic by the end....that's why we love it here - who are you talking about? Because if it's Angelina.....she's got a pretty nice rack on her considering her small frame.

    Angieeee....boooobieeessss. Yup.
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    its Parker Posey charachters, makeshe real attractive...

    Thora Birth from American Beauty, my side man inmy band LOVES her he watches American Beauty and Ghost World RELIGIOUSLY

    funny, he likes Christina Ricci to now that i think about it....
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    I love me some BTD. Seriously.....shoot...I love ALL of you.............

    Yah......let's coordinate an online dating game..........haha
    • CommentAuthorAr
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2006
     
    yeah, only woman hot enough to get me to even consider trying the lesbo thing! no other bitch in the universe has a fuckin chance except for angelina!
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMay 4th 2006
     
    She makes my mangina wet.
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      CommentAuthorThe Libs
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2006
     
    Okay, I've changed my thoughts on Parker Posey.

    She ROCKED in Blade 3, Trinity.

    She made the film....the part where she comes in to Blade (under sedation no less) at the FBI interrogation room.......PRICELESS.
    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2006
     
    I'm probably the only one in the world who thinks this...but I don't find Grace Kelly to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Pretty, yes. Very pretty, yes...but I don't find her to be beautiful.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2006
     
    the libs.. yeah i don't think parker took the blade job to seriously.and i don't blame her.and yes the former 'queen' of 'indie' really ah had a 'way' with *that* scene !!!! :)
    • CommentAuthorNerdz
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    Her face is perfect, the only perfect face I can think of actually.
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      CommentAuthorSchtroumph
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    where the fuck are all these people popping up from??
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    I can't understand why they have to bring back threads from the Middle Ages, instead of just commenting on the current ones. The only people who still post from this thread of Chef and glimmer.

    And its not like its even a very interesting thread. Whoohoo. Angelina Jolie. I think its pretty safe to say we are over it.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    NO SHIT!
    • CommentAuthorNerdz
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    So new bastardly memebers aren't welcome anymore or what's goin on? I'm not following!
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    Nerdz, how about you follow this:
    Start a discussion in the "Introduce Yourself" category and say hi, mention what brougth you here and any other stuff you might feel inclined to write about.

    New members usually pop up, dig up an old thread like this one, and go away, so if you want to stick around, welcome
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007
     
    We usually don't resurrect really really old threads. Stay to the first page and you should be fine. WELCOME.

    Start a new welcome thread so we can officially welcome/bash you.
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007 edited
     
    You read my mind beans
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
     
    It would make it a lot easier on them if we had a sticky post that said RULES FOR NEWCOMERS...but that's too easy.
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    You could make it so that a person has to post in the introductions category before they are able to post in other discussions.

    I have a feeling some of these newcomers may be the same person o_O
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMay 17th 2007
     
    Indeed they are. Again.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeMay 17th 2007
     
    SG, are you psychic too?
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    yeah angelina is really beautiful, and hot too
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007
     
    Stop fucking necroposting.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007
     
    jihad is angry... ;)
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    Yes, but necroposting is an amazing word that could ONLY be used in such a context as this.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007
     
    haha jia!

    maybe we should come up with a bastardly dictionary!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007
     
    tori do a starter post on the dictionary thing ....... :)
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007
     
    I am pissed, but at family. That was just a little vent. We should do a dictionary...
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2007 edited
     
    check out jm's thread. i posted the first entry there.
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    i can post what i want

    hehe
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2007
     
    to a certain extent, dude.
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    no whatever i want

    but i really dont write that much cause i dont have that much to say and im not social
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    oh and im not a dude
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2007
     
    Hmm... something tells me this one isn't gonna last long around these parts...
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2007
     
    haha, this is gonna be fun...

    honey did u shove the tampon in the wrong hole again??
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2007
     
    Enough.

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