I'm new here so if this is too serious let me know, and i can go find an article about rubber chickens but this is about as fucked up as things get this woman needs to killed like chef in south park
NEW PORT RICHEY, Florida (AP) -- A woman confronted a neighbor accused of sexually assaulting her 7-year-old son and threatened to call police, but then accepted $600 in hush money and let the man molest the boy again, authorities said.
The 30-year-old woman was charged Tuesday with capital sexual battery and child abuse. The neighbor, Nicholas Quiles, 48, has been charged with capital sexual battery. Both are being held without bail.
The alleged sexual assaults happened the first two weeks of February, Lt. Jeffrey Harrington said.
The boy told his 11-year-old sister that Quiles did "bad things to him," the girl told detectives. An anonymous tip led investigators to the neighbor and mother.
The boy, his sister and their toddler brother were removed from their home, Harrington said. There is no evidence so far that the other children were sexually abused, he said.
"There are definitely oddities to this case," Harrington said. "I hope we never have to investigate anything like this again."
I don't even have a dick, and I went limp. That's some sick shit......and I come here to be totally NOT serious. Hey Mike, how ya doin' there bro? You okay? Oh, and Cheffy.....throw me a new love recipe.
for an app: Blue Corn meal crusted roasted poblano stuffed with scallops, shrimp and gouda. when you plate it, you would put a red pepper puree and yellow pepper puree on it, side by side, then the poblano on an angle, then drizzle some creme fraiche over it. Killer plate.
Salad Course: chopped lobster salad w/ fava beans, cherry tomatoes, avocado, grilled corn and applewood smoked bacon, with a light wasabi/mayo dressing (little rice vinager, wasabi, mayo)
Main: Sesame glazed tuna w/ roasted fennel, braised bok choy and a potato-onion cake (made like a cornbread)
Dessert: Molten Chocolate cake with a raspberry puree
How about a cedar plank salmon (filet on cedar plank, grillied ON the plank) with hmm... The sauce would be.... Roasted peppers, roasted onions, basil, 5 spice powder & cayenne. Served with grilled eggplant and saute'd spinach?
You could do a puff pastry wrapped around a salmon filet, like a beef wellington, you could slow poach the salmon filet part way, then finish it in the oven... I like the brioche idea, let me think on that one, and I'll put something up for you.
I'll just create a thread for recipes, I feel bad hijacking people's threads