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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006 edited
     
    Well, it's a start..........I have no shame.

    Make my mama proud - yahhhhh!

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    .......more pictorial nonsense to follow. Oh, and I'm a Taurus, 5'9".

    heh heh heh.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Miss Santoria Von Voodoo was my name for some, er.........fetishy projects I did in San Francisco........ahhhh.....to be young and wild again...........

    Your turn Cheffy.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Thanks.

    My pants are now tighter.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Now those are proper bangs.
    AB libby you need to send these pictures to jennifer love hewit
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      CommentAuthorBeaner
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Great mammaries.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Those bangs are long gone now..........but looking back on it, that was some dorky shit.....hahaha. I believe those pics were taken in 2001.

    What a hoot-er.

    ;P
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    ...and i get to post under you...*swoon* :)
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2006
     
    Breastesssssss
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    out of curiosity, what do you do with the Dentist Chair and Xray?
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Um, that was a medical equipment fetish shoot I did for some company out of San Francisco a few years back........it was done at the old Power Exchange warehouse.

    Those were my wild and crazy bartending days.........
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Power Exchange? Good god, I WENT there during the late nineties.

    No that I'm into that kind of shit though. I'm not kinky.

    *whistles*
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006 edited
     
    Me neither contrary to the appearance.....but the owner of P.W. (old and new) owned a bar near the Polk St. neighborhood in S.F. - where I was head bartender....just a regular bar/club....except he had a tendency to move those really tacky "high-heel" chairs there that he didn't use for the OTHER club to my bar, "Jezebel's Joint".

    It was a good time, for sure.......we had Fetish Balls there, fashion shows for latex clothing and whatnot - industurial/goth/electronica nights, rockabilly/punk/psychobilly nights - I made that place fugly before the coyote - ha! I even set my thumb on fire with Bacardi 151 once. Ended up with a singed appendage and no eyelashes.

    Damn.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    I set my tongue on fire and lit absinthe with it once.

    I wouldn't recommend it.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    I heart you mike, now and always.

    You're like... the deepest relationship I've ever had.

    Well, except for David Bowie.

    yeah and my husband. That guy.

    ps. Absinthe tastes like lighter fluid and not at all good. Perhaps I'm not at all "goth" (read: poser) enough to appreciate it?
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    I'm certainly not "goth" - I like hunting. And good writing.

    And meat.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Absinthe is the liquor of the gods.

    I haven't met the green fairie, but I sure as shit tried to chase her down, pull off her wings and sexually molester her. She bitch slapped me and I had to ask Tito for a tissue.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Can I have my wings back now, Cheffy?

    I'm afraid the tear marks might scar soon if I don't sew them back on.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    *huff*

    Fine. Here.

    One day.... *le sigh*
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Absinthe is ONLY enjoyable when the portions being mixed go together perfectly. And I do enjoy it.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006 edited
     
    Moooooooooooooosyyyy.....I'm loving you more every damn dayyyyyyyyy.........I wanna drink Absinthe like Johnny Depp did, from the movie "From Hell" with you.

    You sounds like loads of fun. Have you been to the Taime Downe's club "The Pretty Ugly Club" in Hollywood? That singer from L.A. Guns tried to make out with me while I was backed up against the back bar.

    I pulled the old tuck and roll away from him - kinda like the move you learned as a kid if your house were to be caught on fire...haha. Bad teeth. VERY bad teeth.

    Ah...so long ago..........good times.........London After Midnight........Faster Pussy Cat............Marilyn Manson pre-Rose McGowan (okay, I admit.....I listened then too.....)..........Hate Department..............


    Sorry.....music euphoria hit again............
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    dude, you want to see a GREAT Absinteh scene, check out "Deciever" with tim roth, its one of my fav movies, and has my 2 fav performers in it, TiM Roth, who is a fucking GOD when it comes to acting, and, renee Zellweger, with great perfromances by Chris Penn and Michael Rooker.

    but Tim Roths Charachter has TLE, its pretty sick. but theres a kick ass scne where hes just chill at an underground bclub driunking absinthe, and, there is a bunch of cool referenmces in teh movie to seeing a guy driinking it and what he did to himself.

    I keep meaning to try it, as, i know that alotof poets and artist types did it, and really expanded there minds, i try to write stuff, it would just be cool to try it from a different perspective i guess, although 3 or 4 nyquill quelled with like some gatorade fucks you up BIG TIME....i find that theshit i see is like watching Eraserhead. like keeping anote pad and pen or a voice recordernear by when you fade in and out of consciousness, just relax and say what you are seeingor have seen, like in your mind, everytime i wind up taking nyquill just to get some rest i do this, and, WOW the shit i read when i get my wits fully back a day later is fucking CRAZY....not that i recommend this, but, u know LOL....

    id like to take some nyquill and down it with some absinthe,,,,now THAT must be a wild fucking ride....
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Holy fuck BTD, that sounds like my favorite kind of trip.. I love that taking after taking Nyquil I'm still effed in the a in the morning for a good hour or so after...
    This one time I was on absinthe and I was following this guy around for like a good 15 minutes because he had writing on his shirt that looked like it was changing colors and lighting up and jumping off his shirt... I couldn't tear myself away from it.. twas so intense....
    Absinthe is also an aphrodisiac...hmmm

    Libs, From Hell really makes me cream myself a little.. having sex with the devil in front of a burning building is all kinds of fantasy material. Can't say I've been to that particular place, but I feel you on nasty teeth.. you just can't get near that shit, you don't know what kind of back alley grunge has caused that decay. And Marilyn Manson? Definitely guilty pleasure. Though generally I'm kind of a technophile anyway, so electronic noises make me swoon.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I need a drink.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Absinthe is no where near as strong as it once was. They claim to 'have the most amount of wormwood as legally possible', but here in the States, it's still technically ilegal.

    Now. Here comes my more nefarious side...

    If you really, really want to try some and are willing to order it online, go here:
    http://www.seborabsinth.com/index.asp

    I've ordered the spoon, and 2 bottles. Got it in about 8 days. It's very good, and will FUCK you up if you aren't careful. The way it affected me was that things slowed down, and it felt like a silk hood was slowly drawn up over my head (same effect as smoking weed), and things had color trails, as if I were tripping. But that was it. I thinkit has to do with the various um, things that get consumed from time to time. Just be warned that Absinthe does have an uncanny ability to do some serious damage, the wormwood and the mix of spices that are in a traditional (Sebor's is as close to the real as you can get. Pernod is good, but in a different way) absinthe are proven to cause temporary brain damage.

    *taking off chefs toque*

    Sorry aboot that. Got to give the facts as best I can, don't need anyone getting some of this and drinking as much as good 'ol Piccaso did.

    If you want to know how to properly drink it, Sebor has a good run down on the site.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I sank half a bottle the other night.

    I must say, it had NO tceffe no em.

    .pu em kcuf nac taht sgniht ynam ton s'erehT
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006 edited
     
    I've had some absinthe from Europe... this would be the one. I don't know how it compares to yours there, but I liked it very well. I have the spoon as well.
    The effect you described is very similar to the one I felt.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    bah, the chemical breakdown of the liquor and spices creates what is called Thujone. Which is toxic to humans.

    So again, be careful with it.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I wouldn't drink it near an oven, so I'll be right.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Moosey, did you enjoy that La Fee? What's your take on it? I have a bottle of that somewhere in the house, never opened it. That Sebor is taaaaaysteee. Licorice flavor really comes through strong.

    I dig it, but I can't drink it every day, I'm not man enough.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    You know what my dear friends?

    Fuck it. I'll just chew on the fucking worm wood.......hell, gimme the whole damn tree, er bush...whatever.
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    LOL Moose, sex with the devil in front of a burning building? isnt that the end of "the Ninth Gate"?

    i think i might order some absinthe, as soon as i can find my credit card, that shit fell off my shelf into my messy ass bedroom. spend some time drinking it next timeim on vacation and really focus on the effects....

    out of curiosity....is it done that way, the way in From hell? Spoon over glass, sugar cube, pour absinthe over the sugar through the spoon, light it up, wait till the sugars gone and put it out....

    also, i dohbt it, but anyone do the Laudnaum thing? shit i wouldnt even know where to get that.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Shit... yeah... screwed up my Johnny Depps.
    My apologies.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I'll screw up several Johnny Depps with ya, girl.

    I'm so on board that shit.

    Seriously.
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    ashamed to admit it, but, given teh chance, id prolly screw Johnny Depp too.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Chef,
    I found that the La Fee mixed easily and didn't go down as bitter as another kind I've tried. I had about 2 Dixie-cups worth mixed and it was pretty potent as I recall... but I was drinking rum prior to that so that probably didn't help. Overall I'd say it was very good quality, and it was bought after being very highly recommended. So basically I continue that recommendation, but I'd like to hear your opinions after you try it to see how it compares to the one you mentioned above.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I want what ever your having Cheffy.

    Ah, The Libs and Cheffy wasted.....out on the town with Nik and Marcus...

    Zikes.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    That's right BTD, be ashamed.

    I share your shame, if I could kiss that man in the back of a dirty van on a stinky mattress, I'd never want the taste of a woman again.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I love you guys.

    Hey, if you can get a video still of that PRECIOUS moment....can I get a copy?

    Better yet, can I watch??????? Yessssssss.

    Soemone start a Johnny Depp thread....brb. ;P
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
     
    I love Johnny Depp - he's my quiet shame.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    I'm with Mike. Depp can shlep me in the pooper anytime.

    The dude can do no wrong on film, and he was the only one with the balls to say FU America and move to France. Only to come back again and again as one of th ebest actors alive.

    *Gush*

    .....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.

    Yeah, Depp is cool.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    Ya know, Cheffy, I'd LOVE to put this bucket down someday. hehe
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    and he just bought his OWN FUCKING ISLAND....how fucking cool is that? seriously, id LOVE to have the job of groundskeepr at that place
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Arrrrrrrrgggg....matey.....s'pose 'eh 'azz a pile 'o rum buurrried unduhneath that thar sand somewhere's????

    (Pirate dialect sucks, but we get the jizz - eh, jist)
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Haha pirate is its own dialect
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    I had something witty to type, but I just went blank.

    Dammit.


    Arrrrrrrr!

    8 ^)
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Arrrrrrrrrrr.

    'Eres tuh fyrin' up thuh rum, mates!

    And an-arg-woot-woot-mah-nizzo. (btw, that was ghetto pirate ebonics)
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    arrrrr... fo shizzle matey, ye be needin a little somethin' somethin' aye? Arrrr, wells I be saving this here grog for you, fo' realio. Drinks it down, and checks ye out dem strippers yo.

    I can't believe I was able to come up with that. Sometimes, it just comes to me and it flows out of me fingers arrrrrrr, wessssyyyyde!
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Moosey, thanks for that review... I'm gonna open it either Sunday or Monday. Sounds strong, hopefully I'll be able to catch that damn fairy. He's always running around the house in a balerina outfit and skipping everywhere he goes.

    Dammit fairy *shaking fist ala Mr Burns* One day, victory shall be MINE!
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Oh and Libby, I can't stop staring at your boobs in that Ireland shirt.

    Just thought I'd share that witchya'll.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    You should see them in my 80's "Lips Like Sugar" baby-t.............they sent me a medium.

    Oh...go here.....they've got some awesome shit:

    www.offendall.com

    Personally, the "Can I pee in your butt?" t-shirt is utter genius.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    HAHAHA yes indeed it is
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    I love you Moosey. :)
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    IIIIIIII loooove yoooooou... fooooor sentimental reasoooons
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    shux.
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      CommentAuthorBeaner
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    I think i would like to visit ireland.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    I'd like to visit Ireland too.

    I reckon some of their women are just CRACKING.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    Bah-haha.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2006
     
    I would like to explore Libby's mountainous peaks. HOT
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2006
     
    Yep. The damn things are like Mt. Everest and her bad ass sister. Snow peaks and all. Artificial, yes. But fun to play with, even for me. :P
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2006
     
    Oh boy, you just got my full attention

    : ^p
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    What?!?!? are we talking about giving face? oh shit, its another Tit discussion.... god daym it....

    hey AB...how did you get your Nickname AB Libby if your name is Elizabeth? sawe that in a different thread....

    IE my name is Jason (just J) but Blue Toilet Duck is my old bandsname, and i just like it....peopel call me lots of cool stuff tho, a new fav is "biggie"....ill leave it THERE so you can use your imagination...and i bet no on can figure iout WHY that is....but i digres....

    whats the AB Libby?
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2006 edited
     
    Acid Burn Libby......Ange Jolie's character from the movie "Hackers".

    I've had a mass crush on her since.

    Massive. I sware if I we ever met, she'd love me. At least for the night.

    ONE NIGHT. That's all I ask. Please, God, PUHLLLEEZE.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2006
     
    You're hotter than Jenny whats-her-face.
    Anything can happen, dearest. :)
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2006
     
    Aww. Thanks Moosey......But Jenny's got the butchy Asian chick thing going on....I wonder what the whole deal was between them anyway?

    Anyone got a good link, info.....please share.

    (sniffle...that was really sweet, Mooster Monster. &hearts)
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2006
     
    Wasn't she slappin' the boobies with Jenny Shmizu (spelling prolly way off)? I agree with moosey, Libby is way hotter than that Jenny chick.

    What makes you even hotter though is that sexy ass name. elizabeth is a hottie name. never met a fugly elizabeth before.

    Yum!
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2006
     
    My first bartending gig was at that trannie bar in SF, called "Jezebel's Joint" in SF....I do believe I was the only real woman employee there. Twas kinda fun, to keep the closet case "straight" guys who wandered in guessing. They just always thought I had the BEST surgeons......hehe. Sure did tip well though.

    I was Coyote Fugly before the "Ugly". ;P
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2006
     
    PS: Did you know that "Jezebel's Joint" was named after the 2 year old daughter of Mike Powers, the owner of the sex club "The Power Exchange"? Yes, he and his wife named their little infant girl after the world's most famous prostitute next to Xavaria Hollander.

    What were they thinking????? She's going to grow up being called "Jizzy Jezzy" or something, the poor little thing. Aggg. That makes me so mad. What can ya do, though?
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2006
     
    Oh, to be born with a porn name and have a foot into the industry as soon as you emerge!
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2006
     
    When i used to HAVE to pickup my paychecks at the main club, there would be times they would have her being babysat by a hired nanny in the main office. I so wouldn't let my child into a place like that. My business or not.

    But, to each his own. :)
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2006
     
    AB, you got comment 69.

    Too funny.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2006
     
    [jealousy]
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