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Bastardly News & Gossip: Do not - whatever you do - just DON'T google the word "tubgirl"

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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    You have been warned.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    I know I think I've seen that pic.........totally disgusting. What's up with the yellow poop anyway?
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    ..i read it was actually orange juice....


    ah so your going witha 'classic'... ;)
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Very much a classic. But you sick bastards shouldn't have known. I find it amusing that they blurred out her vagina.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    At first I thought it was an actual dead body that had been fermenting in a tub for weeks.......like some coroner took a still shot of her tipping over and she hit the bottom of the tub so hard that flluids just came flying out of the first available oraface.

    Yeesh. I think I'm really going to have to go into relaxation hypnosis after THAT observation.

    Sorry guys - cops, bounty hunters, and crime scene nerds are a big part of my family.....

    Wow. That should explain alot.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Have you thought about divorcing your family and marrying into a nice Christian one?
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    mike's *rather* on a roll today... *drumroll please*... :)

    libby we love and we love your family. :)
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Feh. I'm so jaded I wish this upset me.

    What has happened to me?
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    You've become a full fledged Bastadly Bastard(tm)(c).

    Once you've gone yellow poop, you uh, I guess you can't go back...
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    She should of used a garden hose in that pick - complete with a timed sprinkler and everything....

    Then you'd have a golden shower of orange juice. Ew. (enter in barf reflex here)

    Now THAT would be a blast! Ha. That was a funny.

    Oh, and Mike - divorcing my family is entirely out of the question....we're scientologists, and we are currently trying to over throw the Church of Tom Cruise. So no chance, bud.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Glimmer....thanks for the nice comment. :)

    I so need to go and buy a shitload of Benefit cosmetics today. Yep, it's that kind of day.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Hmm, go forth and Kill that Church then, burn it to the ground and urinate freely on it's ashes.

    Yodel as you do it.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    That other one was equally nasty... the goatse thing? Ya'll know what I'm talking about?
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Goatse? The inside-out lower intestine?

    Oh yeah. I certainly didn't need that for my breakfast email.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Um.....my peeps....

    I've never seen that one......don't feel like barfing up my Blue Sky white-tea peach soda.

    Erg.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I wouldn't look that up either.

    It's kinda... um... yeah.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    .....can't help...............to...google.........let you know later........
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Yep, there's another one. You haven't googled until you've done both of these fine examples.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    This is all I found..........


    Image hosting by Photobucket


    hehe. Riiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhttt.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Yep, that's certainly a mild hint.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006 edited
     
    http://www.randomimage.us/29874.html

    I didn't do that.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    .........dear Lord, that just ain't right...................Thanks, Mike.

    I love you. :P

    Now I've got to go to sleep and all I can think about is gross shaven old men with jelly pastries for assholes.

    ***no sleep for the donut weary, here**
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    HAHAHA I love the imitation photo.
    You know something's an e-sensation when people do shit like that.
    lmao
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    It gives "hole" new meaning to continental breakfast at your local Motel 8.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    It gives me a whole new fuzzy feeling.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Nah...it gives me a frosted feeling....it's like, if you have a hole that big...why not fill it?

    Fruit salad, turkey stuffing......latex gloves..........

    I am such a sick bastard.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Which reminds me.....I was in Safeway with my mom today......and I came across pastries just like the ones pictured above. And with a loud ensuing "GUFAW"...I lean over to my mom and say...."Have you EVER heard of a "goatse"?"...she was like, "Uh, no. Why?"

    Well, then I pointed out the pastries and told her. Being the entire family has a sick and twisted sense of humor, she just went, "Ew. REALLY???"

    Damn. One day, I will gross that woman out. God love her.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I think I love you Libby.

    With aaaaaall my penis.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    That all brought back memories of my grandma at Christms, advising my male cousin my age to make sure he "has experience with lots of girls before he settles down with one" and saying that she'll "send him protection for his birthday". She then went on to say smoething to the effect of, "Your grandfather was very innocent before he met me!"

    Grandma, NO!
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate it when they do that!
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    You know what that means eh Moose?

    You grandma probably peed on your grandad for recreation.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Awwwww. Ewwwwwwww....Mikeeeeeyyyy. Ew.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    **again**

    Ew. **hugs Moose**
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Well, excuuuuuuse me for lowering the tone of the thread!
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Thank you Libs I desperately needed that hug.
    All I was going to perhaps assume was that she snatched his virginity, but you just opened up an entirely new can of worms.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I've got the can opener....you have the can?

    haha.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
     
    Well, I'm sorry for the worms.

    Here, have a lollipop.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
     
    My dear Grandmother died at ninety-eight. Outlived three husbands and a seventy-two year old lover.

    I remember her saying to me... "DB's Wife (really, that's what she called me), if you don't think I still wanna DO IT..."

    She had 10 children. Enormous breastestests
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
     
    Wowww. When I get reeeally old.....at least my saline pockets will be perky, if all goes well.

    Granted, the warranty might be up by then, but at least they'll still have their identifiable serial numbers in case I wander from the nursing home.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
     
    Good on your granny, at least she knew how to keep warm during long winters.

    Fake boobsters eh Libby? Can you get lights installed? And spinning hubcaps? That'd be PIMPIN'.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    Got it 'em already, baby.

    You should check the sub-woofers. Newly installed. 9.0 on the rictor scale when I jog around the lake....and I've got safety belts just so I don't give myself double black-eyes.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    I think you need to take video of these and have the Bastardly Bastards jerk... I mean study this phenomenon called, "libby's bouncy breasssasssessstsss".
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    Wowwww....I think your on to something....the official video....nahhh...it might get into Collin Farrell's hands....dunno....
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Yeah, and he might forget to "eat all his meat".
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Ew.
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      CommentAuthorEvil
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    ok now that ive pissed myself laughing, that picture is just funky...and did i see a cancerous spot on the dudes insides? (yes i eyeballed it fairly close as it was like a train wreck..i couldn't look away even though i was horrified)
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      CommentAuthorEvil
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    you guys suck..i just pent half an hour googling different sites for "tubgirl" gawd talk about having no life...i wonder if ic an buy one of those on ebay???????
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      CommentAuthorEvil
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    *spent
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    The giggling like a school girl thing tends to happen a lot around here.

    Tee-hee-heeeeeee!


    See? just happens that way.

    No cure.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    Hey, izz choo makin' fun 'o my laugh, eh?

    No wait, I did a tee-hee once.

    Most times it's either **gufaw**, **haha**, or **hehe**
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2006
     
    I usually find myself laughing kinda like Barney Rubble, "uh Huh Huh Huh Huhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    Then I usually follow it up with a Scooby Doo "raggy?!"

    But that's just me. Your mileage may vary.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    I've GOT LOTS of mileage on me, Cheffy. LOTS.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    You sound like my old Volvo. ;)
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2006
     
    Heh, she's a solid performer with high maintenance eh?
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2006 edited
     
    Nah...somedays I feel like a Yugo....or a dark orange Pinto......


    but only one week out of the month, usually.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
     
    Wow, menstruation AND cars.

    That's sexy.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
     
    You guys (sniffle) are my best friends on the 'net.....(sniffle).....excepet when I can actually find free porn........damn Limewire was GREAT for that - but too many buggys you can catch there....so no more.

    Damn.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
     
    Oh...and Mike - you hit it right on the head....solid performer and high maintenance....I'd like to think of myself as a Harley with tripped-out chrome, EVERYWHERE.....

    Mwah-ah-ah-ah (evil laugh)
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
     
    Yeah, that's EXACTLY right.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Well, if you need porn Libby, um, I um, know of a way to get it free, without the hassle of viruses.

    Just message mikeartee@hotmail.com, or whatever.

    *koff*
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    haha. Yooo so funnny, Mikey......I need midgets and amputees....sorry.

    Just keeeding.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    I can get it, really.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    No. I just keeding.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    I can get midgets with amputees, or midget amputees, or amputee and midget wrestling.

    Ampumidgets.

    Kung fu midgets fighting Ronin Amputees.

    I got em all.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Ahh...Ronin.....yessss..........hey, can you get naked midget ladies that pop balloons with there girdled arsses?

    Just keeding.

    Ew. That was a sick visual..................stupid lemon party pic.....still haunting...me.....
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    Lemon Party?

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    *pops pill and twitches*

    NO IDEA.
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    Good call on the pill popping, that shit's just nasty.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    *pops more pills*
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    ....2 parts xanax, 1 part klonopin and a shot ot Old Crow Whisky.

    Now THAT'S a cocktail, folks. Or dead. One of the two.

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