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- CommentAuthorManolo
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
With all due respect to the lovely ladies in forumland, I have to say, damn are women vengeful and crazy.
This morning they played Carrie Underwood's "before he cheats" song on the radio, which has these lyrics:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Then they had women call in to tell about their own vengeance stories, and man am I afraid to break up with mine now. From adding sugar to the oil/gas tank, to trashing their job locations, to ruining family parties, one girl even reported her ex dead and had all his accounts frozen.
Damn girls, easy! -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
theres this guy i dated back in the day, i paid 100 bucks for some thugs to break his kneecaps.
ended up in the hospital for two weeks.
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- CommentAuthorMrPinchy
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
You can't judge all women by country music. I'm sorry but I just don't accept that.
(okay yes I'm vengeful and crazy but NOT violent... I'm more of a cold, frigid "rot-in-hell you lousy son-of-a-bitch" vengeful and crazy) -
- CommentAuthorglimmer
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
why can't you judge women by country music lyrics ???????? ;)
m. those lyrics aren't that bad......does that even 'count' as crazy in 2007 ???
hmm...... :) -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
pinch, there's nothing wrong with being violent (sometimes).
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- CommentAuthorglimmer
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
but can you enjoy being violent and still pringles and the movie 'ghosts' ??????? -
- CommentAuthorglimmer
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007 edited
manolo..could you tell me where the 'damn girls, easy' are ???? ;)
please...
well this better than violence and likley better than the c.u. that i ahven't heard. see there is an advantage to being a virgin....
ok m. i linked this photo twice previously in bastardly. in the pre m. era and now i get to do it again....
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- CommentAuthorglimmer
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
and i really doubt doing what carrie mentioned in the song will stop the cheating...how it will get him to think before he does the cheating. try to do a better job of hiding it.....
and no i don't care how incorrect that bit was/or how much i blotched . i don't care...la la la....... -
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CommentAuthorLillith
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
oh...I like that car idea...wow.
and I never thought of sugar in the oil/gas tank
i would never waste 100 bucks...maybe 10 or 20 -
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- CommentAuthorManolo
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
I wasn't judging by the lyrics, but more by the amount of women that called the show with the stories.
That's a funny photo glimmer, and I don't think doing it has the intention of teaching anything to the guy, but more of a feeling of vengeance and hurting back I think. -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
lillith, nobody would beat the shit out of someone for 10 or 20 bucks.
besides, i wanted a clean job. they werent able to track anyone down, esp not me. but i know he's suspecting im behind everything.. o well, he aint got no proof anyway. -
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- CommentAuthorManolo
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
unless he becomes a bastardly reader ;-) -
- CommentAuthorAngelfood
- CommentTimeMay 9th 2007
Manolo...you have a point! Tori...any exs here on the forum? :>
If a guy loves his car...it is such an easy thing to make him cry. My ex loved his car all the way down to the paint job I egged and ruined...oh well...taking his pants and rdriving away from a public park used for submarine races right as the sprinklers came on and leaving him to walk home was a close 2nd...can you say...exposure? -
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CommentAuthorLillith
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
yeah...i had an ex...but i gave his social security number to some colombians and they brought in a couple immigrants and had the immigrants build a wall around his house...
it was awesome! -
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CommentAuthorSchtroumph
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
thats why when you break up with a girl you end it with the "its not you its me, i cant fix myself to better suit your needs. i know ill never be good enough for you and i dont want to hurt you on the journey of me trying to be a better person" line cause then they actually believe that and kinda go easy on you. -
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- CommentAuthorAngelfood
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
that is not a bad line...but pretty used up! If you break up with a girl respectfully and end it before she catchs you screwing someone else...chances are kinda good she will go easy on you...at least that is my take on things...
Lillith...building a wall sounds expensive but totally cool! ;> -
- CommentAuthorglimmer
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
but females aren't crazy enough to have sex with me. 'crazy' poseurs i'd say...thank you....
where the sexless wimps at ???????
and yes that was a serious question -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
haha, angel, i missed you!
um, i think an ex of mine comes here to read stuff. but thats a different guy.
this guy i had beat up, its just a guy i dated (take note: dated, not boyfriend). he did something really bad, so its just right to punish him.
i heard he just started walking again recently... hes lucky i didnt go lorena bobbit on him, and make him watch while i feed it to those piranhas in his aquarium. stupid fuckin son of a bitch.
ahh, this thread is bad for me, i better shut up now. -
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CommentAuthorLillith
- CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
no no...what did he do???
I wonder what he did...did he cheat on you with your best friend? -
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- CommentAuthorAngelfood
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
worse...cheat on you with HIS best friend! ;|
Tori...I got this new job...can't go to the internet and I am workin' my ass off. Weekends, same thing at the house. I miss you and others too. :( I am about ready to tell this new boss to shove it up her ass...I am not her slave! -
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CommentAuthorThe_Chef
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
You're a sex slave now? -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
hahaha, angel. what are u, a mind reader or somethin?
good for you. im gonna be a slave for 7 days a week (for almost 2 months). no more rest.. this sounds worse than my 2 month stint as a vegetarian...
lil, i wish i could tell you guys.. its just, horrible. but i cant..
cheat on me with his bestfriend, yeah.. well, its his loss :) -
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- CommentAuthorManolo
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
By the way Tori, how was the celebration of the end of your no-meat campaign? -
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CommentAuthorTori
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007 edited
oh that..
i had spareribs for breakfast, on easter sunday.
fried chicken/mashed potatoes for lunch.
and a bigmac for dinner.
all the weight ive lost went straight back to the hips.. *sighs* o well.. -
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CommentAuthorLillith
- CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
wow....lol
hmmm...i haven't had a burger in three months...I feel pretty weird -
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CommentAuthorreal342
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2007
Country lyrics are the best. I like the 2nd verse the best.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
Mostly because it's a jab at Shania Twain being white-trash. -
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