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    the sad partis, hesnot funny....hes juvenille. like changing around my myspace profile, making fun of my band.

    you know what the only thing that botheres me is that hes not even man enough to put a link to be NOT annonymus.

    its like, if you are gonna be attackin people, be man enough to show who you are.

    its all good, cause im pretty sure it one of the gay guys that work during teh day at my store, we all on our overnight shift call them "the sauage patrol", since they are always following each other around, like a half inch off each otherrs asses.

    just thought it was funny that people attack me, and, im on of the FEW people on the main page that talks shit AND links to not be annonymus...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    i think changing your myspace stuff is a bit cruel and toatally uncalled for. what did you do to deserve that??? nothing !!!!!!

    but yeah you really are one of the 'stars' of the main page !! :)
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    Have you thought about fisting them?
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2006
     
    There aren't too many people that post on the main page that are actually funny
    the rest of the stuff is funny because it is so stupid
    my favorite is the people that come here to defend their favorite celebrities
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    Is it a "THROW DOWN" Phil... (McCracken, that is...)?

    Time for a giant can of woop ass???

    I got yer back, baybee. I'M OLD, YEAH. But I'm rich, surgically altered (plastic, and it's recent, so god i'm amazing), beautiful, did I say rich, and bored...

    DON'T FUCK WITH WHITE BORED PEOPLE. OR SOMETHING.

    No really. What an asshat.
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      CommentAuthorDB's Wife
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    mike, does it always end in fisting?

    cruel to be kind, and all that?
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    It always ends in someone getting hurt.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    We should just gang rape them. That'll show 'em.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    It's face stabbing time....show me the way.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    *points*

    It's over there Libsteroonieo.

    I suggest using this teflon coated blade I just bought online, it'll slip in and out for multi-stabs.
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      CommentAuthormoe
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2006
     
    face stabbing sounds so cruel & twisted.

    I guess all is game when revenge is on the table...
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Or we could go for my usual standard... (setting him on fire)
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Poop...guns....fire.....yesssssssssss....fire............
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    aw, i wasnt looking for love, but, i just feel SOOOO loved on here by all the people cool enough to be posting on the Forum!!!

    as for me, LOL i guess i just call it as ai see it with celebs....

    this girl at work last night, we were talking about chicks im hooking up with and that id like to, and, shes like, and i LOVE this....

    "you are so confusing, you just have no specific 'type', talking about all these chicks, and, they have nothing in common.....(pause).....oh wait, there all ugly....your just attracted to UGLY...what the fuck is up with that?!?!"

    i guess i cant disagree, i go against what the "norm" is, im not into Jolie, or Alba, but i dig Tara Reid, the new Kelly Osbourne, even nicole ritchie at times....but hey, i think Grace Kelly is the most beautyful women EVER, and, Kate Beckinsale is the most beautyful Alive right now, so i guess im good there.

    i think she misses the point of, im attracted these days to chicks i KNOW i wont have aany type of real "relationship" with....

    oh god, do i need some sleep...its been a LONG LONG weekend, and, i am definetly rambling on aboutshit that is so off thread.....
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    It's the people that are actually trying to be funny that get attacked.

    As far as revenge i say death by large industrial machinery
    one of the funniest things about working landscaping was all the warnings on the equipment with the generic sign stick guys getting all chopped up by the machinery
    priceless
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I kinda like that scene out of "Fargo" myself.......iced guy down a wood chipper.

    Yup.

    Me thinks I need to call me therapist.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Don't call a therapist. Call a gardening talkback show.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    So THAT'S what that mulch is that those landscaper guys put down today.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    yeah,
    good fertilizer
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    I bet it's good for beans.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2006
     
    Or a tossed salad.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Beans and tossed salads?

    I don't like the sound of that hilarious cartoon.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    I need lunch.

    Where's Cheffy?
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
     
    Lunch, good idea!

    I'm going to have plain old bacon and eggs on toast.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    I didn't have lunch :(

    Boobs are good, mmmm'kay?
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    Mmm'kayyyy.
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      CommentAuthorBeaner
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2006
     
    Did someone say beans?
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