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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006 edited
Well, my dear friends, being this is the first forum who actually doesn't get offended AND understands my sick and twisted sense of humor, I've posted new pics of myself, just for your corrupted viewing.
I really have no shame. Please feel free to post ones of yourself....but know goatse pastries please (that thread is just haunting me, Mike)....
One can only poke fun at one's heritage:
DRUNK: (instead of a perma grin like a stoner, I get a perma "FUCK YOU" when wasted...make mental note to self...)
Me on a normal day:
...my big attempt to look 1920's advantgarde....ended up looking like I hit the opium pipe ONE too many times......
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With my best friend, Otis Spunkmeyer the III a.k.a. Fat Bastard, or Bitch Tits:
And for Mike's pleasurable viewing...the true meaning of a four (in this case FIVE) finger forehead:
Came out way small....but what the heck...there are my tats:
...and finally.....I just thought....what the hell was this idiot thinking??? Caught up in the anti-American riot I suppose...and his BIC got the best of him. Damn lighter and gasoline. Gad.
Enjoy.....so, that's PART of my story...and I'm stickin' to it. Wait...
Oh, and to lighten the mood...since this thread is fairly narccisistic.....here's my breakfast....
Dunno...that was random.
But, I loves ya, ya sillies. Peace out and over,
The Libsternator ♥ -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Is that froot loops you just finished? -
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- CommentAuthorBlueToiletDuck
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Otis Spunkmeyer? LOL thats too funny. -
- CommentAuthorMoose
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
You really remind me of someone and it's driving me nuts that I can't figure out who. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
...now it's driving me nuts. Faruza Baulk? Don't say Angelina....I got that maybe three times, and the bastard was drunk......hm...dunno......
Why yes, Mike, that WAS fruit loops.....I left a green one....poor little pipsqueak.
He's gone now, though. :P -
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- CommentAuthorMoose
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Hmm... I wasn't thinking of her originally but I can definitely see that. Yeah I'll have to get back to you on that one.. the memory just isn't happening right now. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
think, think, think.....(thanks Moosey for thinkin' of mehh) -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
BTW: Otis Spunkmeyer REALLY is a brand name of cookie...like Mrs. Fields of something....haha. -
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- CommentAuthorMoose
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
I think I was originally thinking a little of Dita von Teese but Fairuza is much closer.
I think Dita's hot by the way so I meant it goodly, in case you would take it otherwise. -
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CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
we used to have otis spunkmeyer cookies at borders
i always thought that it had to be some guys actual name
who would make that up? -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006 edited
I think he is real. Like Engleburt Humperdink. (I know that's not the way it's spelled....but for some reason...I just can't remember the correct spelling....eek)
Oh, and Moosey...Vita? That's a first....but thanks............god knows I'd love to have her bod. Yesssssssss. I dunno though...looking up at Manson during intimate moments?
I wonder if he's good in bed? -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
I bet he's rubbish.
He looks like all the other un-co-ordinated Goth-punk-shock boys I've ever met, skinny, and probably has an unbelievably large cock, but doesn't know how to use it. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Large is good....he can always lay on his back..hehe.
Woooooo-hoooooooooooooo ride 'em long-n-hard! Yahhhh! -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Mikey......did you see the pic of my forehead? I posted it just for you.
It's a teabaggers DREAM, I tell ya. -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
Of course I saw it - it made me feel all romantic. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 4th 2006
**shucks** -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
Jennifer Tilly, THAT'S who you remind me of. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
...good....well, she's half Japanese and Caucasian....I'm half Thai and Caucasian...but isn't she the psychic crystal ball in "The Haunted Mansion"?
Her forehead isn't as big as mine...haha. -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
I have no idea, I never saw that movie.
I just remember her boobs in tight tops. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
....tight tops do me right, boss. -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 5th 2006
Me too, they give me a stiffy. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 6th 2006 edited
I love you Mike...you are so confident and engaged with your penis.
That's awesome. &hearts -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
Well, one of these days, if I keep whipping it out at strip bars, I might get a blowjob instead of a kick in the goolies. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 9th 2006
When I WAS a stripper - since retired - there was this old man who came in once that ACTUALLY cut a HOLE in his jeans and let his little wormy play peek-a-boo when he sat behind the brass bar on the stage floor.
Funny....it never was erect............(yack) I'm having flashbacks........stupid lemon party pic won't....get........out....of...my..............head........(faint) -
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CommentAuthorMike
- CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
It's sexy, and you know it.
It gives you a wide-on. Admit it. -
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CommentAuthorAB Libby
- CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ck. -
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