FYI: Here's the chronological order of Billy Bob Thornton's marriages. Not that you needed to know, but I'm puttin' it in anyway - because I'm just way bitchy and hormonal as of late....yep - that' it..haha.........but I do so love you Bastardly Brats and Bitches, so here's ya goes:


Billy Bob Thornton - 5 Wives:


While his recent marriage to Wife #5 actress Angelina Jolie attracted the most ink, Thornton has been traveling to the altar and the honeymoon suite since 1978. Wife #1 was Melissa Lee Gatlin. Wife #2 (1986-88) was actress Toni Lawrence. Wife #3 (1990-92) was another actress, Cynda William. His fourth marriage, to Pietra Dawn Cherniak, lasted from 1993-97. In 2000, he eloped with Jolie to Las Vegas and they tattooed themselves silly. Two years later, they broke up.


Okay, I know this is of NO consequence...like I've ever been at a LOSS for words -hehe- but I DO believe this woman lied. On a recent Access Hollywood type interview - Pietra Cherniak-Thornton (what-evuhh) claims she has NEVER EVER had plastic surgery done EVER, of ANY kind (injections, laser, blah, blah), with he exception of her breast augmentation. She was once a Playboy playmate - so she had to have some fine tuned looks, well, at least to the camera.

Personally, I think she's full of muhhhh-larky. (a.k.a. shit):

Photo #1: (Playboy days...a bit after I believe)





Photo #2: (Current)





Photo #3: (accompanied by the spawn of BBT...yeesh)




So....unless she got hit by a big rig doing 120 mph.....and she's getting her face rebuilt, or it's some weird genetic skin graft meltdown.....I say fucking phooey on her for fibbin'.

Sinner. (haha)