IS Howard Stern secretly married to Beth Ostrosky? On Thursday morning, as the King of All Media did a dress rehearsal at Sirius for his satellite radio launch tomorrow, he played the infamous voice mails Pat O'Brien left for a woman he lusted after. The conversation turned to some other nastiness, and Stern remarked that if he did anything like that, "Beth would divorce me." Oops. Stern quickly changed the subject. Meanwhile, the 6-foot blonde Ostrosky is featured in an ad for MasterCard Pay Pal, also debuting tomorrow, which won't likely win her any acting awards. Beth simply poses in a red gown and smiles bimbonically as the announcer says, "amazingly faster and safer than cash." He means Pay Pal, not Beth.
I thought he was smart enough to realize that marriage is a dying institution...
plus, after being married to his first wife for 20yrs, he should know that no amount of sex w/ one woman is worth tying the knot. It's like eating every meal @ your favorite restaurant every day of the week....
Yeah, I don't know about that one. I heard that too. Tomorrow he's supposed to reveal a really big secret. I've been dying to know know what it is. It could possibly be that he's been engaged this whole time and that they were getting married over his break. On the other hand, as an avid listener, he's always talking about how Beth and he never really wanted to get married and that it wasn't something that either one of them really wanted. We will find out in the morning. I can't wait!
I knew it! I'm listening to him right now on Sirius and he admits that he and Beth have NOT gotten married. He purchased an antique ring at Barneys over the holidays as a gift, and she sometimes wears it on her wedding ring finger. Whew! I was getting scared there for a while.
It was awesome!!! I don't have satellite in my home, only installed in my car so It kinda sucked cause I had to get ready for work and I couldn't sit in my car the entire time to listen to them. From what I did hear, he dispelled any rumors of the marriage. It was nice to hear them cuss. Howard cussed a bit but it was mostly Artie saying Fuck every other word. He had George Tocai (sp?) as his announcer (which by the way, he is now the official Howard Stern announcer) and he had a room full of reporters. Each reporter had a chance to ask him questions. I didn't get to hear the entire show so I have no idea what his big secret was.
Yes, you definitely need satellite radio. It was the best thing i've purchased for myself this year. :)
I'm game for Sirius, but man, paying the regular price, then having to pay on top of it just to hear Stern? I dunno. I'm not a cheap fucker by any means, but double dipping like that is shitty.
In the end though, I'll prolly bite. 'Cause the Chef is dumb like that, and he needs his Stern fix. He's still the only dude out there that has 'it.'