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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Today, I was thinking....some of the best conversations we've all had here have been when one or more of us is drunk or on there way to drunkdom.

    So, in celebration to this fact, I'd like to start a nonsense thread where we can post anything random (not that all of the threads end up that way anyway...haha) in wee hours of the morning, to tell of the exciting, crazed drunken adventures - or the confession of sitting and looking for free porn - wine glass in hand (doh).

    It's the best forum ever. Ya know why? Because every conversation ends up with the basics:

    Sex.
    Poop.
    Fire.
    Sex.
    Fire.
    Insults to morons on the front page.
    Poop.
    Huge anal openings - or old man Smithers threesomes. Ew.
    Poop.
    Dick.
    and more sex.

    So as it is, feel free to post whatever you want, and have fun with it, my pretties....

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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    that light in the upper right hand corner looks like an eyeball
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Poop.

    I haven't mentioned poop once.

    In this thread anyways.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006 edited
     
    That is true....but your favorite word are all things related to yo "pee pee".

    I'm beginning to think "it" has a mind of it's own.....but when you talk to it, HAS it ever talked back?

    &hearts
    • CommentAuthorMoose
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    I can't remember if I ever talked about poop.. but I'd like to.
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Does stoned count? I don't drink much anymore : ^(

    If so, then whoohoooooo! If not, then booooo-hoooo-hooooooo
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Poop? I posted some poop over on my site. that's frickin funny.

    I like grapes!
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      CommentAuthorBeaner
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    Every day after work i go home and drink approximately 48 ounces of cold brew and smoke about 2 bowls of dank chronic... modest yes but habitual nonetheless.

    The weekends are a different beast.

    I like looking at videos or pictures of girls peeing. Lots of free thumbnail goodies here: http://www.worldsex.com/peeing.html
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006
     
    It's never talked back Libby, just nodded.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2006 edited
     
    ........c'mon Mikey.....you've never made the hole "talk"?? It's a good time, and quite amusing if you draw a couple of eyeballs and a nose above your urinal exit hole.

    Did it to an ex of mine that passed out on the bed once. That's all it was good for anyway, after all of the alchohol he consumed. But then he wet the bed.....and well, I didn't spend the night, and I never called him again...all the same, it was a good time, if only for a fleeting moment.

    Ah, the younger years.
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      CommentAuthorMike
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    No Libby, I haven't, although I have used the shaft as a nose, and the ball bags as a chin.

    I even put sunglasses on it and made him mumble.
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    Beaner, u GOTTA check out "Hated" its a documentary on GG Allin, there is this one really funny part, some chick pisses in his mouth, and, he proceeds to throw up all tehstuff he was eating, after he threw up, crazy bastard took some more....

    some crazy ass hoem movies.....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    i'm neither a drinker nor a stoner. yep i want to put a lock on the lameless crown....
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2006
     
    BTD....I saw that flick..........did you see the one where he was eatin' out a headless cat, in some basement show?

    Dude, I've seen some sick shit in my punkrock time, but that bastard was a piece of work......bet he had tapeworms too.

    Ew.
    • CommentAuthorScenegasm
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2006
     
    Finally, a place full of people as retarded, drunk, & twisted as me. :)
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    Holy shit AB, i dont think i saw that. that guy was the Pinacle of Shock Showmanship. Its like, whenever you see someone destroy a guitar onstage, you AUTOMATICLLY think about "the who"?

    whenever i see or heara about anyone doing anything remotly over the top on stage, i think of GG......sadley, i only got into good music after High School, so i missed ALOT of shit i wish i hadnt....the Blake Babies and Gibson Brothers at Maxwells (i only mention that cause Juliana Hatfield and jon Spencer are my heroes and thats prolly tehONLY time theyve played the same stage), GG, Pussy Galore, the whole original feeling of hearing or seeing any of the bands from Blake Babies Boston Era, Pixes, Muses.

    but Spet 93 rolled around and hearing Juliana Hatfield on WLIR while driving to Nassau Community College changed my life. i went from listening to like GNR, Poison and like Nirvana, to high qulaity bands who actually had something to say, and, felt like they were speaking to ME, while not actually speaking to me.

    not that i dont listen to what some would consider shitty music sometimes, but, hey, its all good.

    how did i get started on this....AH YES....GG Allin....its funny, his music isnt all that good, but he has trancended his music. dont know if i wouldve braved a GG Show at like 16 tho.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2006
     
    the only p***y galre think i liked was the 'sugarsharp' cd thing.


    nirvana was just 'alternative' for those being that didn't want t to listen to anything too different. 'alternative' stuff to impress people that hated anything diffrent. ok i'm missing some points but that was in there too... not that anyone cared....

    kurt cobain was a 'hero' for coming across like a penis rock maven sonically(sp?). gosh some message to send to the geeks....

    guess i better pratice my gnode growls...


    well i'm sorry i just don't know to rock....
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    No Glimmer, u are right, what people THOUGHT Kurt was, and, was he REALLY was are two different things. at times im sad and angry at myself, he was someone i thought i could relate to....im gladi found Juliana Hatfield less than a year or so later.

    Kurt really was full of shit.

    As for Pussy Galore, Jon Spencer is god. i LOVE jon Spencer, but, PG is at times VERY unlistenable, dude, i have "maximum Penetration" the concert video they did, jesus its like instant headache. and the low quality of the music ensures you will NEVER see a Reunion tour, u know, cause they can all actually PLAY there instruments now?

    the bands ive been in we always cover "Cunt Tease"...if anyone hears ONE PG song it should be that. my dream is to have Hollis Queens, the drummer from BossHog (jon and Cristina's POST PG BAND, and lead singer guitarist for Lo-Hi and Paperstreets do teh screaming fuck you and women ranting part when doing it live. i actually know her, but im scared to ask.
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2006 edited
     
    ......The Mentors, Poison Idea, Gorilla Biscuits, GBH, Agnostic Front, Chaos UK, Extreme Noise Terror, The Insaints, White Trash Debutantes, Red Alert, Sick On The Bus, Oi Poloi, The Last Resort, Cocksparrer, Oxymoron, Bad Brains, Butthole Surfers.....ah, the EARLY years............(sigh)...

    How I do &hearts them so.
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    Gorilla Biscuts... i saw CIV once open for teh Toadies....

    LOL Brutal Juice was TERRIBLE....

    and wheres OpIV? i fucking HATE Rancid and Tim Armstrong for teh fact that Rancid is so bad compared to OpIV....and i dont understand that...oh wait i do....Jesse Michaels is a god and tim armstrong is a peon....

    oh, and i forgot to say this the other day....if anyone wants to hear "cunT tease", but a version done by the Blue Toilet Duck band i was in....its on the webpage thats still up for my old band....

    www.bluetoiletduck.com

    on the older MP3 page....

    last song of the 1st show i ever played....
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      CommentAuthorAB Libby
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2006
     
    BTD..he's our man..............if he can't do it..................

    (going no where with this, but will check the link)

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