So I took the dogs over to the canal for a walk and to smoke this joint I scored. The dogs di it, they're all like, "Woof! Woof! Woof Woof Woof!" So we're tooling along, along the water, because it's a canal and all. Ew, that sounds too much like anal. Sick. Anwyays, I decide to spark it up, and I of course come upon 3 fucking cops hanging out. SMOKING A JOINT! I was like, "holy shit, I'm going to jail", so I toss it into the canal. Fuckin cop rolls up on me and is like, "Got some id?" I go, " I don't need no ID to take a walk sir. Especially considering I see you guys all enjoying a tasty afternoon". He pulls out a god DAMNED ticket book and proceeds to write me a ticket for littering.

Motherfucker.

So I took a picture of them with my phone and here it is:

Absolutely fucking incredible. And then cops (and idiot overly patriotic Americans) complain because they get no respect. What a joke.

Aw come on now, that's just not true Tori. They'll take bribes if you're slick about it =:p

These guys were just pricks and were looking to fuck with someone. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I could have been popped for posession within a school zone, I was about 4 blocks from a middle school. That wouldn't have been good for me at all. I'm happy to pay the $125 fee for tossing a 'cigarette' into the canal. But fuck the po-leece! Fuck, fuck, fuck the po-leeeece. Zigga Zigga Za, zigga za.

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You know you're lovin' the turntable skillz. yo.

How bout that smiley face there tho, 'eh? Faaaaaabulous!