Oh dogs. My dog does that too. Or he "napkins" his face after he eats, which basically means running his dog-food covered chops all over the couch, and then finally going to sleep right on the mess he's made. Mmm, gross.

I like when they drink, have dripping jowls, and then walk up to you and plop their face in your lap, as if to say, "Hey, nice pants...absorbent...now let's go outside and play."

Hahha... ours roll in their own crap... but I've never seen them roll in dead worms. But there aren't TOO many worms in suburbia.

HAHAHAA! mine do that crap too =/ I especially love when I give them a Beneful canned thingy, and they do the wipe their face on the couch, then follow it up dropping stink bombs the rest of the day. Good god. Little dogs with giant stink. It's room clearingly bad.

Mine try to do the roll thing in bird droppings tho, not dried worms. Friggin dogs.

Better than cats though =:p

That the one in your pictures? Yeah, it is.. I guess I got burned on cats. They hate me. My parents had two, this cool ass outside black cat we had such an original name for (Blackey, my friend Will used to say, "why didn't you just name him nigga?") that used to tear ass around the neighborhood, and this inside one. The outside cat was awesome, let me near him, but the inside cat would be all like "HISSSSSS Fuck off" and take swipes at me. I hated that mofo. The outside one would bring all these destroyed, and I mean DESTROYED animals to the deck door and my brothers used to launch them over the fence at the neighbors.

I'm ripped the fuck up Jiah, you holding today? It's got to be 4:20 somewhere

Yeah Couscous is cute, but he's GROSS. I had to give him a bath this afternoon because he went out for a walk and literally dragged his face through a pile of dead worms. I dunno. After it rains, the worms are out and then they get all dried up by the sun and turn into foul worm chips for the olfactory pleasure of dogs everywhere.

Or just my dog.

I should just shut up and smoke, too.

Have you SMELLED decomposing worm?

No, but my cat is known to have a rather gross disposition - defecating on guests! So I do know what that smells like, and its pretty heinous. The only worms around here are the skinny ones that show up during the rain and night crawlers, which come in a Styrofoam cup.

When (my) cat was still alive he'd bring me home rats, mice, birds, lizards. It was awesome. One time he brought a lizard to the foot of my bed in the morning, that wasn't so pleasant...but its the thought that counts.

Well, at least Oliver isn't gross. Adopt bunnies! You get crazy looks when you walk them around the block!

I like how when dogs are gnawing at (whatever it is on) their hindquarters, their noses wrinkle up and you see their teeth and that they are so into it. Makes me laugh.

:o)

HHAHAHAHAHA!! That seriously made me laugh out loud. Did you make it? If so, can I use it for something if I credit you?

Sorry Sullen! I got a bit over-sensitive and thought the picture might offend. So took it down.
I've re-upped it now. Once again, my apologies. Unfortunately, I didn't make it , I just wrote the copy into a template.
You can deffo use it if you want to though! :o)

(I think this was it?)




This is the site with the templates. the site

I love it!

Ughh... So I woke up this morning to my one dog's entire face an unruly, crispy mess because the other one had been licking her head all morning long. And she wanted to snuggle and rub faces together too.

And about 5 minutes ago I had them outside in the back alone (fenced in yard) and one of them let out the most gut wrenching, painful screams I've ever heard. I dropped my computer on the floor and ran my ass as fast as I could (shoeless) outside to see what the hell happened. They were both hidden in the back of the yard under the trees and came running to me when I got down the ramp (grandparent's old house). She was limping a little, but seems okay. Scared THE HELL OUTTA me. God. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I swear my heart stopped beating. Lucky us, my dad got home and out of his car just as she was screaming, so he comes through the house asking what the hell happened. What a scare.

Damn dogs.

Hahah... Isn't it funny how that is like a universal law?

I don't know what happened to her, but she seems okay. I didn't see. By the time I got out there she had stopped screaming. My guess is she was jumping on the fence trying to catch a bird or a squirrel and got caught or landed wrong on her hind legs. She always goes running like a nut after the birds and squirrels and she prowls around in the trees and bushes trying to "hunt." But she's too inbred and stupid to ever actually catch anything... even though she is a fast little mothafucka.

Ah, well, as long as she's ok.

Yeah, dogs are great, but generally not so smart.

I remember when I was a kid our puppy cried because it had to go, but could figure out how because it had snowed 6" and it didn't have a place to squat. Once we stopped laughing so hard, we cleared off a patch of ground for him.

She'll probably be ok. If you notice her acting weird though, other than just normal dog weird...


Do you see a lump where she was biting? Or is her fur too long?

Aww. Poor pup. Glad she's alright.

My dog's hair is like a millimeter and a half long... but I imagine he'd guilt trip me for days if he had to go to groomers. It's a cute story though!

This is a good one, guys.

Back Story: I think I've mentioned it in passing here before that my grandmother is very sick. Well several months ago, she fell and broke her hip, so she's become even more feeble. Well I was fast asleep when the phone rang at about 4am. I woke up and looked at the caller ID and saw that it was my grandmother's number. I knew whatever it was, it couldn't be good... so I got up and went to the bathroom and when my mom came out I asked her what was going on. My grandmother had gotten up and fallen again. So my dad went over there to see if she was okay. A few minutes later (they live two streets over) they call again. My mom says she's going over because my grandmother cut herself pretty badly (my mom is a nurse).

Okay... so its about 4:30 in the morning and I come out to have some soy milk (I have acid problems with my stomach and I went to bed kind of sick last night) and I decided to let the dogs outside to play. The one follows me back in the house after I close the gate and the other (the screamer) stays out. So I start sipping my soy milk and I look out the window and see her rolling on the ground wiping her face in the grass. I didn't think anything of it, because every time she jumps on my bed she does that. After I few minutes I decide to check on her and I smell skunk. I'm praying that there is just one hanging around, but it starts to get stronger.

Enter panic.

I grab the other dog (who followed me back out) quick and throw her inside and start checking the one I think got sprayed. Sure enough, her head reeks of skunk. So now I'm in full panic mode because I have no clue what the fuck to do. My parents are helping my grandmother (who obviously is the priority) and we sure as hell don't have any tomato juice. I grab my computer and look it up and find the "magic" recipe:

* 1 quart 3% Hydrogen Peroxide
* 1/4 cup Baking Soda
* 1 teaspoon liquid soap

Mix in a bucket (it will fizz).
Soak your dog's fur, but be careful not to get any in his eyes.
Use a sponge to clean off his head and around his eyes.
Knead solution into the fur and be sure to get every part of him with it.
Rinse thoroughly.

So I go looking for the ingredients, which of course we don't have. Fuck. So I give in and call my dad... ask about grandma and break the news. He's not happy. He tells me to leave her outside and look to see what to do on the Internet (done). So I grab her and take her downstairs, tie her to the stationary tub, and go to get my phones and the doggy shampoo. I call him and ask if there is any hydrogen peroxide and he hands the phone to my mother who is on her way to the grocery store to get supplies. So while I'm waiting for her I start shampooing. The poor dog is now a shivering, whining, mess while I shampoo her about 4 times. My mom gets home and we mix up the solution and try it. She still smells a little skunky and I'm gonna wait a little while and bathe her again. It is now 6:25am.

Mom is laying down trying to relax and get some rest before work.
Dad is with grandma at the ER.
Pinchy is sitting watching the Cosby Show knowing she's not gonna be sleeping anytime soon.

Another oh yeah... Its dad's bday. Happy bday dad.

Bloody hell. Yes, and I hope that your day improves and that your granny is okay too.

Lol evil dog eye, I'm quite familiar :)