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    These are two of the worst I've seen:
    Lauren
    Brittani
    I was going through all the BLOTD's today and they two stand out, not only for the bad pictures, but also because the comments are great.
    Do you have any infamous BLOTD's that you want to share?
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    There are some excellent comments there! Ha ha ha.
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    Ashley
    Ashley is my nomination for the most pointless answer to the "What makes you Bastardly" Question.
    What makes you Bastardly?
    My excessive obsession with Unicorns.
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    Well at least we know what makes her "horny"!
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2007
     
    Hahaha, i like this one... i'll have to start off with Monica because any girl who tYpEs LiKe tHiS is terrible.
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    Great! If she didn't have an asshole before, she has one now, because they tore her a new one.
    She did repeatedly stick her foot in her mouth (iN sTiCkY kEyS) though.
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    Vanessa
    There are some really funny comments:
    Commet #11 - Iceman explains that TPATS is the “Three Point Ass Tap Scale”
    Comment #19 - Moss breaks it down for us
    It kind of goes off in some different directions from there......But between the pictures and comments (especially the pictures) she is one of the worst.
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2007
     
    Speaking of getting torn a new one... it wasn't a BLOTD but the first of "I look like Adriana Lima" flu... Aromia.
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    This is my canidate for the worst boyfriend picture....Eva's really pretty though.
    Eva's Boyfriend
    I'll take a look at the other one....Aromia.
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    One more....Best slam (I've seen yet) by BLOTD of a racist pig commenter named Brandon.
    Madison - Comment 84
    She slams him so bad that the other commenters turn on him.....ARghhhh!
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    Ahahaha! Funny stuff Jackson! She took a beating, but it sounds like she deserved a bit of it.
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    Melita
    There are some one liners here that kept me laughing....Especially Anonymousness.....Reading down in context it just really made me laugh....maybe cause it's true.
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2007
     
    oh Madison... man, i thought she was cute. that was where we had a run of jailbait-ish looking girls.

    Michelle

    This was one of the first I remember that commentors started arguing with each other. jm and beans were in on this one... supposedly Long is her bf i think.. and i think she was signing under different tags too.

    Stephie... falls under the WTF when it was submitted to me.
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    I particularily liked her answer for this one from Stephie.

    Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

    People tell me I look like Natalie Portman.


    People...Like more than one.....Like how many? Like "Natalie Portman" is the code word for assume the position or some shit.
    Did I say like enough? Feel like a valley girl.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2007 edited
     
    yeah all these posts make me miss crack/beans and phil
    and nodakgirl
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    yea wasnt phil obsessed with that chick from harry potter?
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2007
     
    YES!
    and he hated Stacy Kiebler
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2007
     
    Mmmm, stacy kiebler. I don't think I even know what she's famous for other than her legs, but sweet bejesus, those legs....
    • CommentAuthorcadoras
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2007
     
    Mmmm, stacy kiebler. I don't think I even know what she's famous for...


    Isn't she related to those elves that make the cookies?







    http://www.kelloggs.com/keebler/images/moreoffers_ernie.jpg
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    Yes Crack makes me laugh.....Except I keep thinking...."Crack makes me 'fart'"
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    holy shit guys, i feel honored....

    i was just checking out the forum, and, LOL i saw someone mentioned me, and, my thoughts about how hot Emma Watson is gonna be when she got of age, and my extreme hatred for Stacy Keibler.

    if im not mistaken,Emma is turning 18 soon isnt she? and she is prolly the best looking jailbait around, but from what ive read, also the biggest bitch too. LOL

    and i STILL fucking hate Stacy Keibler.

    glad i made such a lasting impression. i really feel a comeback coming on....
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    BTW, speaking of BLOtD....i think my favorites from back in the day, when people used to send in pictures of chicks from myspace, pretending to be them, anyone remember THIS girl?

    http://www.myspace.com/beccaaaaax

    LMAO, i went onto a screen name i havent been on in god knows how long and for some reason i favorited this bitches myspace page, i couldnt believe it was still there....

    so...

    anyone remember the who hassle that went on with this girl?

    i was looking for the article post over on the main page, but, i couldnt seem to find it, but, anyone that remembers me, will remember this girl.
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    Blue Toilet....Dave?
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    LOL if you are asking if my name is Dave....it is not.

    Blue Toilet Duck was the name of my 1st band....

    www.bluetoiletduck.com
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    After reading the comments in the post....Dave was the had the myspace links....So I thought that was you.....
    After reading the other posts it became clear....I just hadn't gotten that far yet.
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2007
     
    So I thought I'd just chime in with another of the worst BLOTD in memory... when I received this one, I was like, 'WTF??!?!?". I'm sure it was someone sending in someone else's pictures but damn were these horrible... the first Ashley.
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    moe's comment is priceless...short and sweet....

    and i think after i posted about this girl, she sent me a message on myspace ripping me apart and wondering how i could look the way i look and say the shit i said.

    LOL it was funny. i should go back onto my myspace and see if i saved it....
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    I kind of thought Ashley was cute...In that girl you might hang with kind of way. Right on with Yankees fan thing though. Although....Yankees haven't been winning much in the post season the last few years.
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    i cant tell you HOW exstatic i was when they lost monday.

    i HATE the new era yankees.

    Jackson started my hate, and then it was sealed when munson died.

    not that i remember too much as i was born in 75, but Jackson was such a classless asshole.

    i dispise the yankees post Munson era, and PRE munson death era, the only 2 yankess i can say i hate are Jackson and Dimaggio. Joe D was so fucking arrogent, like he used to refuse to come to yankee stadium unless they announced him as "the greatest yankee of all time"

    what a fucking joke, yeah he was better than Ruth, Gehrig Or Mantle (roll eyes) fuck him and his 56 game hitting streak.

    but the 80's yankess pissed me off, Don Backstabber Mattingly....if you all dont live in NY, that fucking scumbag is "supporting" torre, by saying hes interested in the job of managing while supporting him....some support huh?

    and let me say, i hate the yankees, but Steinbrenner is beyond a fucking idiot. hes even THINKING and THREATING to fire torre?

    WTF?!?!? the guy has been in the playoffs TWELE STRAIGHT YEARS. and he won what 4 world series in that time?

    steinbrenner is getting fucking senile.

    regardless im ranting.
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    Great Rant.....But I blame my hate of the Yankees on Moe....I kid....Jackson - Moe?

    OK...I have to say...I've always, not like the Yankees....But my hate was personified when the acquired
    A. Rod. It was made even worse when he did that cheating shit at 3rd base during the playoffs.

    Gary Carter from the Mets was my baseball hero as a kid.
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    BTW....I think I might be being paranoid....But I think Moe hates me.....?

    I just get this vibe.
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    my baseball hero was Gregg Jefferies. i loved that guy.

    and A-Rod might be a great player, but cmon, hes playing for himself.

    if he WASNT, dont you think this guy would be happy with 28.2 a year?

    jesus christ Boras was heard saying he was A Rod to get a 400 Mil contract. its liek JESUS CHRIST how much money does this guy need?!?!?!?!?

    and he plays a FUCKING SPORT.

    i think its pretty sad that Torre helps them to the play offs 12 straight years, and they are threatening outright to fire him, but gay rod goes like 4 for 17 in the series, and hes like 6 for his last 64 in theplayoffs, but hey, well keep him...

    explain this to me...

    what is the difference between Torre Manging them to the playoffs then folding....and Gayrod having an MVP type season and then choking in the playoffs?

    uh yeah thats right, NONE.

    if anything, id say keep torre, and fuck gayrod. let him go back to a team liek texas put up the same numbers and not make the post season, at least he wont be a LARGE reason as to why the yankees lose. cause, the yankees made the playoffs for HOW LONG before they even GOT gayrod?

    they dont need him and his fucking attitude and huge salary, but, chances are theyll resign him so he can be close to his gay lover jeter.

    and then the yankees will be craop next year cause, im willing to bet, if they can torre, Rivera and posada will not resign with NY.
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    im bored waiting to go out for a while, and i was just reading old posts i may have missed, i went through the old BLOtD's, and, god daym, i feel bad admitting this, but, i think im going to hell for the things i was thinking about doing to this girl...

    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/19/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-taylor/
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2007
     
    ugh

    most of them are just crazy....and so many of them purse their lips (i'm guilty of that too) but Myspace money-making crabs would never tell us ladies that pursing your lips like that is gonna give you anus lips by the time you're in the late 30s!!!

    oh...and shit if I know what diseases girls are gonna have by 40s with the amount of tanning we go through...I did it once and I'm done...my skin is forever tinted to a "not white not black" color
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2007
     
    Today's must be a joke, but damn she's pretty bad
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    Yup, soon as I saw that first picture I knew the knives would be out, then I read some of 'her' text! Ha ha ha.
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    dude i dont think its a joke.

    if you saw my posts, she posted links 3 days ago to her myspace, AND a 2nd picture.

    its the same girl.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2007
     
    could have been the same person posting that stuff a couple days ago
    i wouldn't put it past the person who posted that shit
    it was about the dumbest, most boring unfunny shit i have ever seen
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    ok, i have changed my opinon, if it WAS in fact the "real" persons MySpace, i just suggested that someone message her, that way we CAN know if its a joke ornot...

    and the responce?

    dont message my myspace, my bvoyfriend will kick my ass if he finds out i did this.

    starting to lean towards the hoax side.

    hey, im one for the facts tell the truth....its why the whole Noose thing in my area is pissing me off...but thats another conversation....
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    BTW, im gonna be arrogent and take credit for busting this person as a fake.

    go look at the thread and see if what i pointed out makes sence...
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    Speaking of:
    Taylor
    She actually sent me, at my site, 6 almost completely nude shoots. I just gave her advise to stay in school and
    erased it the evidence.
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    WHY?!?!? that girl is smoking hot....why would u erase that and NOT share it with the world?
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    Actually I just realized I didn't....Hold on...I'll post shortly.
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    Here was her little blurb to me:
    well thank you for the advise. but that's not why i posted on the page. i wish everyone would stop treating me like this little kid. i want you to tell me if you think i have a chance at modeling. and i will send the pics... are you sure you don't want to see them? i actually just want to send you a few and you can tell me what you think. thanks,
    love,
    taylor alexa

    Photos will be back up once I get confirmation of age.
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    wow, just wow. i think theyd be better if they were closer to her as opposed to so far away....but thanks for putting those up

    and dude, what was she thinking about quitting college or something that you had to tell her to stay in school?

    and LOL Ed, i forgot to mention i saw on your page your an ashley tisdale freak like me...

    god, i dont think theres anything i wouldnt do to get the chance to lick every inch of that girls body....all id need is an hour with her naked body and my tounge, and Ashley would NEVER think about another man again....and id get to lick that body EVERY NIGHT....oh god SOOOO yummy.
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    ACtually I talked her out of sending me more...and nude photos. I thought it was going to be one of those dateline NBC things.
    Who knows how old she actually is for real...So really didn't want to take that chance. I told her she was pretty, but not really model material....You know VS type material.. That's what she was thinking. Pretty, yes....Supermodel No.

    Yes Ashley is my fav right now. On that new video where she lying on the bed. God I just want lick her armpit! Oh what I wouldn't do to her with my tongue. Hours of foreplay.
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    wait that chick might not be 18? wow, i really AM going to hell then. she didnt say how old she was in the interview thing.

    i guess its glad you didnt get naked pics, i guess things wouldve been bad if she DID turnout to be underage.

    you shouldve asked dude, cause, to me she looks like 20-21, but inthis day and age, hey, look at Ashley, she plays 16 in suite life and 17-18 in HSM, and shes what? 23?

    regardless, if she was younger, and she looks that good now, i can just hope that when she DOES get of ager she comes back heer and DOES do some nude shots....but like you said, who really knows for sure right? women today dont really ever seem to tell the truth anymore....really disheartening.

    its nice to meet someone who has an appreciation for Ashley as much as i do....

    if you ever want some pics, i have so many of her on my HD is crazy. girl is just so yummy, but, i guess you understand LOL
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    Whoa. She sent you those? The madness of youth! Far be it from me to be a killjoy, but, perhaps removing a good few of the pics might be doing her a favour...?

    If I'm being an idiot just say so.
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    No...I understand what your saying, but she sent me the pictures even after I told her not to....Plus
    she wants exposure....right?
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    well, i guess that all 7 of us on the Forum isnt too many people then right?

    i hate to agree with the Killjoy, er, King Biscuit, LOL, but, seriously, ill be perfectly honest, i feel really kinda bad now knowing that we dont know how old she is, and the pics are up.

    i know i asked to see them, but i thought she was 20-21, if we cant get a confirmation on her age, maybe we could edit them off the post eduardo?

    i mean, its half my fault for asking, so, like i said, i really feel bad that she COULD be NOT 20 or 21....
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    Fair enough. That's true, she sent them though she was told not too. Exposure, well, judging by the photos she would appear to have had some!
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    man i feel bad, cause like the only Jailbait ive been into pretty much since i stopped being Jailbait is Emma Watson.

    regardless, heres my FAVORTIE picture of Ashley Tisdale!!!
    WOO WHO!!!

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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    OH and heres a GF i made with my 2 favortite tasty celebs!!!

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    and heres one with Brittany and Ashley and Sara Jean Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    and that taylor chick, ed, i think u should let her know were talking about her and see if she joins the forum, if shes of age, i would LOVE if she would be more than willing to expose more for us....
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    Great giffs...And that is one of my favorite photos too! I loved that out fit.
    at
    She looks a bit Brittany Murphy in this one:
    at2
    Those eyes!!
    at3
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    OMG that lavender Dress, and that big picture, god she looks so pretty.
    \
    u know tho Ed, did u notice her photoshoots for Headstrong didnt look as good as some of her past ones?

    there all like on her myspace, not that shes not hot in them, but, god daym, just look at that last picture
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    Yes Burgandy heaven....Those brown eyes are just amazing too! *salivates*
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    yeah dude u know, i actually kinda like the fact at 1st glance she looks like every other blonde, but after looking for more than a second, you do a double take with the eye color, and god, the way it looks with the always REALLY well colored blondehair?

    how can people NOT think Ashley is HOT.

    and jesus have you ever seen the Ashley Tisdale/Disney commercial?

    she looks SO cute and sweet in that...

    "hi this is ashley tisdale and your watching Disney!" followed by that cute smile and face scrunch.

    i had read she wanted to go back to her natural hair color, i bet shes gonna look JUST as amazying...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2008
     
    I think she looked better prior to the nose job though...
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    no doubt. no doubt she did.

    id still do ANYTHING beyond serious bodily harm to have her do whatever i wanted for one 12 hour period...ANYTHING.
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    would you rip off your fingernails and toe nails while having anal sex? lol. sorry, just had to ask.
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    How about waterboarding?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2008
     
    Don't say anything - Some people are really freaky... Alaskan Pipe Line for example...
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2008
     
    i miss ashley tisdale's old nose..
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2008
     
    ..well it's on ebay now...
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    Ha ha ha
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    would you rip off your fingernails and toe nails while having anal sex?

    How about waterboarding?

    Don't say anything - Some people are really freaky... Alaskan Pipe Line for example...

    again, just to make sure what im trading here... 12 hours with Ashley Tisdale as my willing slave....

    yes to all 3....as long as the waterboarding wouldnt end up killing me.
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    and can we officaly vote for SassyLC for Worst BLOTD even tho i dont think she was one yet.....can we....please?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    I'm with you Phil... The self pimping was way to much...
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    No, don't give her the honor
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    To funny Manolo... It would probably only feed into her narcissism
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    Right... let her fade into nothingness...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    I do like that plan better...

    Ummm what were we talking about again....
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    hm, what? i already forgot what i suggested...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    Exactly Phil, exactly
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    reviving abit of a dead horse here but i am making a small contribution to this thread...

    my worst BLOtD is todays

    sorry but it's a 1 star ting. :(
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2008
     
    Could she have photo shopped herself anymore... Really what the fuck...
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    simply bad isn't it? more make-up than geisha house...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2008
     
    I think she photo shopped her entire body in those pics... Her stomach is apparent... Dumb Ass - why not just create a fucking CGI of yourself and send that in as "real pictures"
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    PS If you haven't guessed alreadly....On the front page I'm Richard Schlichting
    Loki I have to disagree....The worst by far is Cathy
    Cathy the orginal post
    Cathy Revisted
    Hello all!
    Ashley and her friend "Rick" made her nearly runner up though.
    CAthy is like the Ace you hide in your cuff....You can always pull it out when the chips are down.
    Great, now I sound like Kenny Rogers!
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    nice to see you back Ed :)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    You've got to know when to fold them and know when to walk away... Words of wisdom there...

    Ola Ed.. How have you been?
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    Well heck, I was just thinking about you this morning! Good to see you ed.
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    Hey I'm back.....Just being a bit more anonymous these days.....And so busy that I hardly ever visit.
    Well except for the BLOTD.....Glad those are back for a while. Although yesterdays was so bad even the
    bad comments couldn't keep it aloft.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    haha...
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    That's cool. You did say it was going to get very busy in the new year. Good to know that you are still about the place. Like the 'Flirting with Disaster' reference too.
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    eduardo welcome back.
    and yes. that cathy chick is more artifical than celebs at mademe tussauds. but i find... whoever that was in the "today" link, simply terrible.

    but honestly, what mediorcre girls.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    i really do miss ashley tisdale's nose... *sighs*
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    oh, and hi ed :)
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    Howdy Tori, KB and Loki, Phil and everyone else! Hey Glimmer!
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    hows everything with u? good?
    • CommentAuthorjackson
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    As horrid as some of these lady of the day submissions are, I gotta admit that it's refreshing even though some of these girls won't send me more pics when I ask them along with some that I'm skeptical about it being a real submission or not (for example Sassylc). Nonetheless if girls are willing to run the gauntlet then I give them props; however, Sunchia stood no chance, though I didn't mind the see-thru pic... just that part of the pic.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     
    being asian myself, i felt so bad for sunchia. hot bod, just not so hot on the face (looked like a post-op tranny).
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    glad to see youre back ed!

    yea sunchia was horrible. seems cool though.
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    todays lady looks like shes got serious potential to be smoking sexy....but she has shitty myspace-esc type pics...

    like her potential tho, hope she sends in more
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2008
     
    I thought she was alright...
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    i haven't seen yet. i'll be back with a judgement (oh the power)
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    can't see much of her face but she okay from the looks of things
    • CommentAuthorscooter
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2008
     
    Although Ashley's answer regarding unicorns was indeed *dumb*, she is a hottie nonetheless.

    Scoot
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    I agree Scoot, but the answer makes her most likely a taker of LSD as opposed to being Bastardly.

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