I HATE Victoria's Secret now....wtf is wrong with those sly, buggering mogoloids when they up and post skinny girls with big boobs...wtf that is soooo not true. I can attest to this generalized (and probably over-exagerrated) fact because I lost 15 pounds in the pas couple a weeks and now my bras dont fucking fit!
and i got a big one just last month that made them all big and now i wore it in a hurry this morning, go to work and then it slipped OFF my boobs....I had to take it out in the powder room and wear it on my goddamn head cause whats a bra for if you aint gonna use it on your boobses?
omg
this is horrible.
but i love being skinny so wtf
maybe i should look into something expensive....ohhh oh oh like those air -filled ones haha...
i gather you dont have fake breasts, cause, in the REAL WORLD....if you lose some weight.... your breasts DO shrink, kinda in the same idea when you get pregnent the get bigger....
but its obvious u knew this from experiance now of losing weight.
but alas, i think you might have a point, maybe Victoria's Secret has become out of touch with the REAL WORLD, but, is focused only on what fits and looks good on their models.
Cause the want you to think their product will turn you into those women. Oh....And thanks for sharing....Now I want their boobs to be yours...OK I'll be quite now.
Be careful. My wife is starting a new program through the hospital. You see a nutritionist and counseler each week and you set exercise and diet goals. It's overseen by an Endochronoligist. I think that is the most healthy long term way to go. What type of diet is it lillith...Just curious.
im back up to 225. people seem to not believe me, cause they are like, you are still as thin as you were a month or 2 ago, but apparently the consensus is, ive lost FAT weight, and gained back muscle.
i do physcial labor now as opposed to retail, but, it is strange, like, my pants that fit when i started, ARE loose now....and im only 5 pounds lighter...
IDK maybe people are telling the truth but who knows?
i wish i could get back down to 190, but i actually am enjoying my life now so i dont want to get migrane and shit from being under nourshed.
"Hell no. They don't even need the bras.....Those things are self erecting." Eduardo, after that comment you most definitely will not be anywhere NEAR my naturalness :D
You can go jump off a cliff trying to find self-erecting boobs though, cause you won't, ever. But, I won't spoil it for you any longer by mentioning how boobs that are real usually look like pears, have wrinkles and hair on them (not nearly a gorilla's but close enough if you're an inch away) and they smell like skin...not violents and "crimson passion"
BUt, you can definitely get fake boobs *points to blow up dolls* they sure are worth a couple hundred, I'm sure you'll have much fun ;) ahaha
ok...but Chef, I like your proposition better, it just fits the needs of my life better and as your client I would guess that your lucrative offer has more incentives than Ed's at the moment (which wasn't at all the kind of customer satisfaction I'd go for) so I think I like yours lol
Can you make me cupcakes?
I like filled cupcakes most
--- Ducky my dear, thanks and I think you did gain muscle mass...which is HOT don't worry, just be happy with it...I look half the weight that I am because its mostly muscle from gymnastics, soccer, and other crap but since i haven't worked out in two years i'm pretty much half and half now and i lost 15 by doing that fun thing called fasting.
day1-2 drink lots of juices (preferably fresh juices, but you can drink odwalla or anything REALLY LOW in calories, like less than 200 calories) and maybe once or twice a day with a multivitamin pill day3-7 just water and then i usually give in to eating a bunch of crap after 6-7 days which seems to boost my metabolism by like ten fold...so when i lost 15 pounds i was at 140 (5'8 and prepping for some snowboarding this winter) then i ate a little pastry, some chips and dip at the movies, had popcorn, and coke....all in one night, then the next day i had a little less food, and the day after that i had even less, then i went back to my fast but when i ATE i gained only a little lbs...went to 142-143 but didnt go higher...so even when i ate my body was able to burn it faster.
anyhow
i dont recommend doing the fast then eat cycle. it's a mildly retarded way to lose weight. right now i'd recommend going for a nutritionist if you're able to (financially) or just eating one small, VERY LOW calorie filler during the afternoon/evening and just drinking lots of no sugar, no fat, LOW calorie smoothies
Uh-oh. I hope the bastardly isn't close to crashing today, because the pages seem a little slow to load...could just be a temporary gliche.
You used to play soccer and do gymnastics? I may have to offer to hold a few things for you too! Ha ha
I took a snowboarding course and lost weight just from hauling my bulk about the place! Good thing that I played a few diferent sports at the time, or else I'm sure I would have torn something! Too much of a chicken to actually snowboard meself though. Make do with watching the x-games on tv or going to the occasional display/comp around town when they put them on.
God, love smoothies, fruit smoothies in particular. In fact..I'm off to throw one together - it's been a while since I had one!
kb lame Product endorsement [said in rich warm tones] ''Enjoy a fruit smoothy...It's summer in a glass!'' :D
KB..tha'ts hilarious...dont worry...i spent one whole day giving my ass a third cheek from falling so much...it was great! really!
i feel inspired to do more though so i just got a cheap one and i'm hoping to be able to ride at least for 2 months in the winter EVERY weekend until I can actually ride for ten minutes without breaking my nose (which would be terrible cries)
I got neon yellow goggles too haha...just in case an avalanche happens and they need to find me...and bright green pants with a bright yellow jacket hahaha
damn...i'm gonna look like a fruit of the loom advert when i get out there...that's funny and I hope people will be merciful with me in that regard although i've seen people with their underwear snowboarding ...champs!
Don't worry about your gear Lillith, it's meant to be fun after all, and the gear is part of that fun as far as I'm concerned. From what I hear from more intrepid mates, there are all kinds of styles with the boarders. Colourful & fun (but still functional). Functional (but functional ;)) Ultra stylish (barely functional). Freestyle (wear what you like functional) And I'll now add to that; underwear (highly functional as the undies at least protect one's nether regions from winchill, and that's always a good thing!)
Of course, that could all be a load of b***s as styles may have moved on, but hey, it sounded like I knew what I was talking about. :D
I admire your plan to hit the slopes as often as possible during the winter. Shred 'em, carve 'em, but most of all, have fun doing it!
snow gear is expensive..the good stuff...the cheap crap isn't as expensive but thus they wont last a season
i cant wait...literally...planning on getting a part time job at the local board shop, get me some discounts and free rides to sugarbowl out here in cali
ACtually I was making fun of the self eracting boobs. I think natural women are soft and lovely. VS chicks look like you would be making love to the Eiffel tower.
how about another recipe from you chef? maybe take a picture of what you make at home once of some good sandwich? i like sandwiches and making them too so that would be PERFECT *whips* now go