id liek to give Lily Allen The J Treatment.

shes been offically moved into the chicks id love to spend the night having sex with, and i when i say the night, i mean continually doing something sexual for 8-10 hours.

dont know why, but she just does it for me.

LOL i dont think id be gagging her with a sock.

weather you like her or hate her, i really dig the video for "LDN".

its such a true to life kinda thing. i can totally relate to the idea, and ive had this sort of thing happen many times to me LOL...

i really like the picture with the light coming through her legs LMAO

just cause chef mentioned it

maybe if i liked her music.which i don't...

where are todays girl repellent rock bands ????

dude, The Donnas New record "Bitchin" is the best record released this year.....although if you lived in NY, the only women acts youd think were making "rock" music are ......shudder....Flyleaf and Paramore....shudder....

if you dont know what im thinking after reading dramgurl's post, you havent been here long enough....LOL

i have a serious thing for the drummer, i really want to take her on a date, shes fucking awesome.

but Alison is pretty hot too, plus shes a fucking awesome guitar player. i must tell you, listening to her get better over the years has been a treat.... like if you listen to her when she was 14, and how nmuch better she got over the years, especially from like turn 21 to spend the night, alison is awesome. shes such a modern day angus/richards type player.

they are the quintesential partyu band.

i have a shit load of good pics of her on my pc, a jealous girl-friend of mine was like...

"why does she always have her mouth open when she plays, thats so unattractive"

she looks awesome in the Who Invited You Video, and, there is some pimp live shit on youtube of them, im not really into her new bleach blonde look tho, its like totally blonde, and her hair is REAL long now.

fuck i shouldve went and seen them in october....

Can't stand Lily Allen, bloody chav!!!

Once a skank, always a skank.

Yup, bad move on Furtado's part going blonde.

and major bastard should give us a what do you call them... skanks(??) in the u.k. guide. go for mb. :)

and include those male skanks too !!!!! :)

note: lily's mamgazine cover has 90% less photoshop than the ebony m.jackson thing. ;)

All I saw was bone, Lily Allen, Chav, Skank, The Donnas, and hot.

I'll take everything execpt the chav and skank please..

Mmmm, Mia, Nelly and Anne...

ok im putting up some pics of Lily that show what i mean.....

She Looks So Cute
http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00297/48/78/297958784_l.jpg

I LOVE THIS PICTURE

Tasty...I love her eyes....No seriously.

Totally agree.

notice this... the "done up pics" her nose seems to always be a little LESS wide?

i love the fact she has that oversized nose in real life. im so so jealous of that dude in the Chemical Brothers, at least i dig them tho, and she didnt get preggers by someone like Pete Wentz or like Eminem

LMAO, its kinda like kate Beckinsale here.... her husband, like, how can yo NOT be jealous, but Len Wiseman seems like such a cool guy, that how can you NOT be happy u know?

its always cool when celebrites i DONT hate date each other...

i think they should do a CD with her now, or remix Alright Still... i thin kitd be interesting....

yeah man, its the NON blonde dude from the Chemiocal Brothers. its 2 celebrites in my top 10, who are dating dudes that are UGLIER than me.....as well as OLDER....oh wait....3..Brittany Murphy, Lily, and Sarah Silverman

gives me that slim shread of hope i need to go on with my exsistence

I can't believe she's pregnant. And it sucks that it's being overshadowed by that Spears spawn's pregnancy (not Britney, her 16 year old sister).

Just imagine what they'll all be like in their teens!?! It isn't going to go well.....

hey at least we got ONE quaility pregnancy this week...

we got the news of devil spawns by Jamie Lynn and Jessucka Slobba.

i canjust see the posts on this site 16 years from now.....

Who wants to have a menage a trois with 32 year old Jamie Lynn Spears and her 16 year old daughter? LMAO....

seriously tho, i went to high school with a girl who had a kid at 13. not shitting you.

the father was 15, but, its funny she got caught having sex with him in the womens locker room.....

all of a sudden she left school and never came back.

she wound up having a kid at like 13.

very disturbing, cause that means THAT KID is now like 19. very scary.

Yes heard of her and assumed (rightly or wrongly) that she was some record companys' attempt at creating an Allen clone.
Just so that they could cash in on the market....

[Having read up on it, seems she is talented in her own right, though some comment has been made of her and Allen's accents considering their backgrounds...]

Anyway, see what you think btd.
kate nash - Foundations.



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kate nash - Mariella

did everyone hear....apparently she said on 1/18 she had a misscarriage. very sad.

...i'd jizz on lilly allen. just thought i'd drop that in...

if you can hook that up, i wouldn't say no. as long as i receive the larger percentage, being as i'd be doing all the physical labour

No way, there's marketing, advertising, lighting, video recorder, etc... actors don't get the larger portion, especially since it looks like Phil is ready to replace you for free...

AND id suggest that my junk is closer to every man's than Loki's, since im not the one thinking i could break stumpy the wonder troll....

hey i think theres plenty of Lily To go around...as long as i get to do the giving face portion of the movie BEFORE Loki, ill take the 2nd sex turn in....

ill warm her up, loki can knock her down, and ill be more than happy to pick up the pieces...

trust me....shed be putty in my hands after 15 minutes with my head between her legs...

don't worry TLA. my video would be hours of hardcore sexual gymastics. it would make the karma sutra seem like a book of nursey rhymes.

it would be a 4 disc box set.

what takes me 15 minutes TLA? not specific to details, but, in reference to what was said about her owning me....meaning, shes hard core....it was meant as shed be worn out after 15 minutes....

but to go into slighty more detail without unnerving Loki again...after 15 minutes shed need a wheel chair to get around cause shed loose all feeling but an amazing tingling feeling in her legs....

LMAO, man, id give you a story, but, i think my comment in the heath ledger thread was my allocated TMI for the day.....

very true....heres hoping....if this stays on the front page, ive got a good singular story about my proficiency in this department, maybe ill share it....

tmi for today...the debut cd from btd

has the hit single...'an amazing tingling feeling in her legs'....

buy it.... !!!! :)

punk !!!! :)

ealy dino jr.


do you mean the first cd(pre .jr??) or 'your living all over me'??


anayway btd...when you're famous and having sex with l.allen types/don't forget us !!!!! :)

...and i still don't have pc speakers.....

PS might be a good thing anyways...

Phil - Just to let you know Lilly is single again...

Figured that bit of news would make you smile... you're smiling aren't you...

shit how did i miss this shit? Mc cracken you fucking genius. love the cover...

for the record, i didnt draw that, my ex bestfriend James did.

i wish i hadall teh cool drawings he did of me scanend to my PC...he did so many.

check out the bobblehead he made of me!!!!! made it from SCRATCH!!!

Nice Bobblehead... Does it really bobble?

Phil - I didn't know you were an exotic dancer...LOL

Well sweet dreams...

yeah well, when he gets you fired from a job cause his hatred for someone who doesnt mean shit in his life is more important than someone who stuck by him after him after his fiance of 11 years hooked up with his best friend of 30 years, and then threw his ring back at him....


yeah, guys can have "ex" friends too....

Okay - maybe that guy should see a pattern about himself...

Apparently the more you know him the less you want to...

One would think he would treat what remaining friends he has better, then again would he have been in that position if he did to begin with...

Don't worry Phil - he sounds like a douche anyway

Phil - This is supposedly from her blog....

"It's Not That Easy Being Green

Ok so I wrote the longest blog yesterday and then I lost it because I'm a twat, but I'm writing you one now on my brand new MacBook air. I just got in from an exhibition opening, 100 years of Vanity Fair at the National Portrait Gallery, well actually it wasn't 100 years of Vanity Fair, but if they'd waited 5 more years then it would have been. I can't believe it's been going since 1913, amazing really. The Mac Book's pretty cool, it is so light it's quite unbelievable, I wonder where they'll go next, I don't see how they can get any smaller.

I went to a fashion show this morning and saw some old friends, which was nice, I have been venturing out the last week or so, trying to get back to normality after what has been a rocky start to the year. I went to a pre-bafta party on Saturday with my friend George that was so lovely, he is a wonderful friend and I will always be grateful for his being there. I plan to go to a few things this week, it's fashion week here in London, so there's a lot going on, and hopefully it will be a fun week.

My TV show recording went really well on Friday, I was shitting it but I'm really happy with the results, our guests Cuba Gooding Junior and David Mitchell were fabulous and the audience were great too, standing in a hot studio for two hours watching fluff my lines is not my idea of fun , but they seemed to enjoy it . Thank you to the ever supportive Mail on Sunday for their glittering and rave review of the recording , they insinuated a third of the audience left because they were bored of the content of the show , when infact , due to it being the FIRST show we've done we ran over a little and naturally a small number of the audience had to catch the last trains back to wherever they came from. I can't imagine the " undercover journalist " who broke into the studio ever had the intention of being positive about it though , obviously .

Anyway , that was fun , I was knackered over the weekend though cause I've been working in the studio doing the album , trying to finish it by the end of the month , and then getting back and ploughing through all these books that I have to read . I decided to take up the offer of being one of the judges for "The Orange Book Prize for Fiction" , I have three more books to finish by the end of the week , having read roughly twenty already . Alfie (my little brother) is busy on tour with Equus (a play) and I wasn't expecting to see him for a while , so it was a lovely surprise when he woke me up on Sunday afternoon , I slept till two o'clock! , my mum had made a roast chicken and it was entirely pleasant spending the afternoon together , we watched the football and then he was gone , off to Glasgow for the next leg of the tour . I am so proud of him , his reviews have been brilliant and he really is fantastic on the stage . I went to see him in Chichester and I was so proud I cried , I miss you Alf . He has been such a good brother to me and I love him.

One last bit of exciting news, I have been miserable lately so I bought myself a new car. It may arrive by the end of the week so something to look forward to. Life is funny isn't it? To think that a Mac Book or a car is going to be the thing to make you feel better . Something will, soon I hope
I'll leave you with this, an advert for EDF energy, the song makes me momentarily happy, I have done some research and it turns out it was originally written for Kermit the Frog my Joe Raposo the composer for sesame street. I love it."