good point, but i'm sure lohan is a red head naturally.

lol true, true. you did miss another major blonde dumbass.

Jessica Simpson

shes a prime example...

what about Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale?

their both blondes and you never hear anything bad about them.....

Paris Hilton - DUI {dye job; not a real blonde}

Nicole Richie - DUI {dye job; not a real blonde}

Lindsay Lohan - DUI {dye job; not a real blonde}

Rebecca De Mornay - DUI

Mischa Barton - DUI

Jamie Lynn Spears - 16 year old up the DUFF {dye job; not a real blonde}

Britney Spears - bad mother, junkie, will probably die of a Frappuccino overdose. {dye job; not a real blonde}

Jessica Simpson {dye job; not a real blonde}


The real culprit here is dumb brunettes that dye their hair blonde. Then, they will get into trouble while being blonde.

uh no, shes a natural blonde.

and so is paris.

britney and jamie lynn fall under the mousebrown/dishwater blonde category, theyre stuck in between (too light to be considered brown, too dark to be taken as blonde).

nicole richie has light brown hair (based on her baby pics). and firecrotch is obviously a redhead.

Paris had light brown hair and brown eyes.There is a pic of her at 15 circling the net. She is not a natural blonde. Jessica Simpson has dark roots, so how is she a natural blonde?

just because its not platinum blonde doesnt mean its brown.

there are a lot of different shades.

and unless you've fucked them and the pubes are of a different
color then dont even try arguing about it.

Mischa Barton's not a natural blonde either me thinks. Oh and pubes are usually black anyway, unless youre a red head.

i'm eating toast

TLA.....Hey I was a swimmer too....Olympic class actually....Than I had to bust my knee cap skateboarding and was never as fast.
Could you explaint he pubes thing again...That was HOT! LOL! I can just read it again, and again...and so on.

ah I see you are perfecting the virtue of patience. Grape Jelly?

Let's see your descriptive skills TLA, though I reserve the right to ask for pictures..

That reminds me, we never had an introductory thread for TLA, so many these days it's hard to keep track of. Do you want to start a new post TLA, in the introduce yourself category?

Or we could do it here but the title for this post may not be fitting

Water glistened on her sun kissed body as she emerged from the cool waters. The water gliding down her stomach disapearing beneath her red bikini. Slowly she slid her hand down to the bottoms and began to undress...

Yea see, I told you I sucked... but I did try...

Well thank you for giving it a go TLA and I'd say that was a pretty good try.

Snorkly fun!

Hell Ya!

I don't like being seen or watched... I don't really have much anxiety of getting caught either... I'm more along the lines of why wait if we want it now...

Or its dark out...

Ten pitched is word play here....I think doing it in an actual tent may be annoying.
I once got it on with girlfriend in the woods behind a highway rest station....Almost got caught too.
Ah! Being young.

Dudes stop whispering and get a room

well there's always a behind the restroom place if a room isn't near by...

Thanks, but I don't have anything worthy of whisper at the moment. Plus If I whisper the scary smoke gets andry and gets me.

Well major bastard, looks like as of this morning you can add a whole bunch of more to Britney, maybe even a kidnap? Waiting for the mug shot on this one.