there was an entire article w/ J.Martinez? god damn lucky bastard.

PS does this mean i should tone down my posts on Stumpy and Keibler? LOL.....

hey now...."Under My Skin", the songs Chantel and Raine wrote are actually really pretty good...but beyond that, and, well, "Mobile" off her 1st record, yeah, she sucks bad.

Nice! Congrats guys!

I'll scan it and get it up later on today when I get a chance.

Conratulations!! Speaking of photo shoots though anyone see Kim K's Bongo ad... They completely photoshopped out her ass... It looks normal, and we all know its not...

Who the fuck do I call and complain to... That's all they had to say about the site... Perez must be sucking major dick...

OKay give me the name and address of the fucking idiots who need to be informed of the truth...

I don't, and I would never now...

I'll go and look it up though...

editors@maximmag.com.

not cool.

shamelessly rips off?! i gotta look into dates to confirm that we ripped it off.

like seriously, its annoying cause, its nice you guys got a nod from Maxim as one of the better SFW websites to fuck around with during the day, but like the trump you up and tear you down in the same liek 2 lines....
theyll prolly say they didnt mean it that way, but, serioulsy, i dont understand how you can say something so stupid like that...

unless them meant it as a compliment?

like you are shameless and rip people off, like a true "bastard"?

IDK maybe im reading it the wrong way, but i seem to NOT be the only one that took that from what they said.

Hahaaa!

Craig Allen.

That's fucking funny

He's right, that fucking clown can't even get it right when looking outside.

..and yeah, they kinda shit on the site, huh? Perez is a fucking piece of shit. Fuck Perez.

Unleash the Monkey Horde!

I'm going to write a letter too... Unless Perez is older then my parents, he did not start that, cause I've seen that shit in their year books..

Chef i feel for ya, like i said, i canceled Stuff after 6 months of Jimmy Jelinick....that guy killed the BEST SECTION of that magazine, it was like love advice and shit like that by this women Laura Leu or something....he took over as Editor in chief from, eh, Dan Bergstrom? something like that, and Laura dissapeared....

i bought an Issue of Maxim cause, eh, Sarah Silverman was in it? and i was like...fuck this magazine SUCKS now, it used to be so good...so im reading it in the shitter one day, lo and behold....Jimmy Jelinick was the editor.....


i dont know WHAT the fuck is up with Blender...ive been getting that for a WHILE, and, last year EVERYISSUE had something with Justin Timberlake....it was like someone one their was fucking him.....this year, it wa Pete Wentz...EVERY FUCKING ISSUE had something with him....

god, i dont know why i subscribe to that shit either...plus they ALWAYS put ugly people on the cover and have bad photospreads....

Chef, that clip was class.

Well I'm not going to read it... If I really need to see a half naked chick I'll just stand in front of a mirror...

LOL - Only if you promise not to video tape me and then spread it on the internet... you know you would you villainous bastard you... Now that I think about it, it may just make me famous for no reason... Fifteen minutes here I come...

lmao T. i'm gonna have to accept your first answer. sorry

Haha... yeah, "shamelessly rip off"?. I was like, WTF?! Either way, I remember getting MAXIM, Stuff, and FHM free for a few years because of sites like FreeBizMag from links on sites like Slickdeals. I'd get all those notices saying that this was my last issue and that I needed to renew my subscription for $12 but for months over I'd still receive issues until about a year ago. And for some reason, actually, today I received an issue of Blender in the mail too!? Really, I'm not interested in reading "How will it end" for Britney.

Anyways, thanks for that scan Chef, I put a little something together for the front page. What some might see me as bitching and moaning just was an excuse for me to write up something since needless to say it is cool to be mentioned in another magazine, even if we don't agree with those amazingly brilliant MAXIM editors. I guess that's why they make the big bucks, right? Suuuuure.

Heres My Letter To The Editors Of Maxim....

ok, I felt the need to write and make a comment here.

I happen to be a regular poster on that web site, and, if your office DOES actually go there you might recognize my name.

its real cool that you guys name dropped them in the latest issue, but, comparing them to Perez Hilton in anyway shape or form is ludicrous and offensive.

You may have not been aware, but I'm pretty sure that The Bastardly has been around LONGER than Hilton's, AND, if you DO actually visit the site, you would know that the 2 guys that run it, Moe and Jackson, are INFINITELY more witty, intelligent, funny and Likeable than Hilton is.

Perez Hilton is a walking Punch line. A JOKE. As a loyal visitor to The Bastardly, I couldn't help but be offended at the implications that they share something in common with, or, more to the point "Shamelessly rip off Hilton's Patented Scrawling on photo's". like I said, I believe that THIS site HAS been around longer than Hilton's, not to mention the fact that, oh yeah, are you people that immersed in Pop Culture that you have NEVER picked up a newspaper OR in fact read your OWN MAGAZINE? Haven't people pretty much since the beginning of photography accompanied captions or witty remarks with photos?

If the people you have working at your magazine these days are THAT naive and brain dead that they don't know that, well, then its no longer a mystery why your magazine has become such a joke, but, I guess you can thank Jimmy Jelinick for that, how that guy got to be in an editor job, ill never know....He RUINED Stuff, and how did you reward him? Oh, Hell, Lets let him Ruin Maxim TOO!!! Good Job.

Thank You for your time.

Phillip McCracken

Yeah, doggin' the site sucks ass, but it was pretty cool seeing the site in print again. Damn double edged publicity sword!