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    yeah McCracken i have a game boy advance one. i only wanteded it for final fantasy tactics. but i collect old consoles. dunno why but i do.
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2008
     
    Thanks BTD... I'll have to look into getting a controller and doing that. I have the Dreamcast too, I just haven't bought any games for it.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2008
     
    I gotta get nice and ripped to write up some private shit.

    Gimme a few hours.

    Here's a few:
    1- Most people think I'm a dick
    2- I'm not
    3- I just don't like bullshit, or being lied to. I resent motherfuckers like that. Big time.
    4- Hard core gamer/computer geek.
    5- I was an IT guy before I was a chef
    6- Used to be a co-owner of a web design/hosting firm
    7- worked for EA
    8- feel genuinely lucky to have gotten to do just about anything I've ever wanted career-wise, from Carnegie Hall and the Guggenheim to EA to IT recruiting to cheffing. If it weren't for IT, I wouldn't have been so lucky.
    9- divorced only because she couldn't get over the miscarriage
    10- I don't miss her
    11- I feel terrible about that, but don't at the same time
    12- I bust my ass and put everything into my passions, work hard, play harder.
    13- major jeep freak
    14- i died once in a head on collision with a drunk driver. Saw my grandfather, don't believe in god anymore because of the conversation while dead. It was 2.5 minutes on the ground. I felt like it was an hour. I knew what was going on around me, but all I could do was listen to my grandad. It was hands down one of the oddest experiences of my life.
  4.  
    yes... thats right chef. get in!!! i wanted you to post on here. your like the forum enigma.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    Get outta here, I'm no enigma. I'm fucing blown out now, so screw anything I say here now

    Let's see... I play poker, a lot.
    I hate to bake
    Had my leg broken hen I was 10, playing 3rd base. I was spiked. Broke both bones and shattered my knee. Have 3 pins and a replacement knee. Titanium. Had it replaced when I turned 25. I'm bionic bitches! hahahaa!
    smoke a ton of weed. 3.5z's will last a week. 4 days on a bad week
    vaporizer, joints and glass
    i collect shot glasses
    i have grown the herbage in dirt, aeroponics and hydro.
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    Dang! This thread "took off"! Cool, it is weird how much so many of us have in common. I think we spread a few age brackets...kewl

    I also am a lefty. I never do all my pass times at once. Eduardo. HAHA...

    Cheffie Poo...who could ever think of you as just a "dick"...you are so much more sweetie...let me count the ways (silently counting to a million...) ;>

    I just got home from work! That sucks. From 8am to 10:30pm - now you know why I am so scarce. I swear we coulda taken the place of the union writers... focus...Sucof...I like that LOL (I hate me some stupid Fords) I drive a 1999 Red Civic Si. With a devil duck on the dash ridin' shot-gun...........YEEEEHHHHAWWW...cowgirl up right here. NOT!
  7.  
    Chef - So what did your grandfather say? If that's not to personal. I mean, the reason you don't believe in God anyway. Just curious.
  8.  
    Also Loki.....The original Donkey Kong. As I kid I played it to death on the Colecovision. I never really liked arcardes, because they were full of bullies and thugs in my neighborhood, so I played the Coleco version most.
    I once turned that game over 6 times in on sitting......I could just play it for hours...probably still.
  9.  
    Glim? Ever see any emilators for the Apple? Just curious.
    On another note....Also use to love Apple games. All of the Infocom games were awesome! Especially Zork.
    Those are still my favorite games ever...Aside from Donkey Kong that is.
    Oh and Below the Root....A kind of Lord of the Rings rip off for Apple was pretty amazing for its time.
  10.  
    i always went arcade as a kid. my uncle knew alot of the staff that worked in the one in the city centre and he used to to be able to get me in. (it was a i8+ arcade cause it had slot machines and shit upstairs. i was like 8) however i was more the street fighter 2 generation. i used to kick some serious grown folk ass at that game (still haven't found a worthy chanllenger).

    i'ma list my top 5 games since we're listing things here

    1. final fantasy 7
    2. grand theft auto san andreas (newest game on the list. i was amazed by it)
    3. street fighter zero 3
    4. sonic the hedgehog
    5. final fantasy tactics (PS1 original)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    Chef - "smoke a ton of weed. 3.5z's will last a week. 4 days on a bad week" - Me too, me too...
    Wow - a death experience... did it make you more or less cautious in life?
    I don't think your a dick...
  12.  
    hahaha chef
    your enigmatic status has dropped after this exposure.
    light one up for me, i'll do the same...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    puff, puff give motherfucker... I'll light one up for everyone (even the non smokers )
  14.  
    thats right. keep the cipher going...
  15.  
    my favvideo games...

    resident Evil 2
    Maniac Manson
    Simpsons Hit and Run
    River City Ransom
    Kung Fu

    add NBA BAllers on there too, game is fun as fuck.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    Fav video games:

    Ultima 4
    Bards Tale
    NeverWinter Nights
    Quake 2
    Crackdown
    Q*Bert
    Ms Pac Man
    Tekken 2
    Street Fighter 2: Give me your money edition
    Sonic
    Mario Bros
    Civilization 2-4
    Pirates
    Poker (dunno if that counts)
    Burnout 3

    I can't remember the name again, but it was on the Neo.. Chick with fans. When she won, she's spin around and her boobies would bounce, and she'd say, "me bouncy" or some shit. I loved that game.

    Told ya I wasn't an enigma...
  17.  
    fave. video games

    donkey kong on super nintendo
    fight night 1-3
    guitar hero 3
    fable on xbox
    god of war
    CoD4
    bust a groove 2 on ps2
    need for speed : most wanted
    grand theft auto 3
    gran turismo
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    i smoke a lot too, got it from my dude. hes like my dealer more than my boyfriend.

    too poor to get a vaporizer or even a glass bong. using the tall iparty cups. my fave method is sticking a roach in the bubbler.

    also, i can hold in a lot smoke longer than any swimmer with iron lungs.
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    Ultima 4 and Bardstale ruled too! I spent days playing those too.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    I have enough paraphernalia to open my own shop... But my boyfriend is the king of breaking things so I have to keep a good stock...
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    thats right people. now let me round off mine to 10.
    yeah, so theirs...

    6. super mario bros
    7. Tekken 2 (chef... you know it was the best tekken ever ;))
    8. shinning force 2
    9. super street fighter 2 turbo X (gouki (akuma) made his street fighter debut in that game. it kicked serious) ass)
    10. abes oddysee
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    I liked...
    The Legend of Zelda
    Super Mario Brothers
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    Sonic the hedgehog.
    Doom.
    That one where the main character loses his memory and ends up on Mars on some mining base.
    Halo.
    Some other ones that I can't remember!
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    deus x
    gotta give that game it's props. i was locked into that game like a jail.
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    No it wasn't that one loki. Or at least I don't think it was....
    It was a platform sort of game. Bloke would run, jump, roll, shoot, avoid lizard type things, and radioactive stuff dripping from pipes. Try not to get fried on radioactive/electric plates. And occasionally drop from platforms with an anti grav belt....
    And despite that description, I still can't remember it's name!!
  26.  
    no no kb.
    i couldn't tell you what doom your thinking of. i wasn't a fan. i was just giving deus x it's props cause it just missed being on the list.

    i like the new doom though.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    I''ve got to go now.... bye, bye
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    peace out T
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    Ah, sorry loki! I thought that you were giving a name to the unknown game on my list.
    Ha ha ha. don't mind me. I'm a nutter!
  30.  
    it's all good kb.
  31.  
    Cool.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    1. People like to pinch my cheeks when they think I'm young and innocent- they also like to sweet talk me.
    2. Those people don't know me at all. I'm the exact opposite of everything they think but only bc I hide everything that they don't need to know. It comes in handy.

    3. I don't lie anymore- white lies, yes. But I've had to admit not being a virgin (in addition to other fun stuff) to members of my family who now never talk to me when I need them most. For the most part, I think I deserve this - and I do.

    4. My best friends and the people I know fascinate me...my best friend is my sister whos not really my sister but everything in our lives has been so similar, and we look like twins so that's amazing about her. I love her and I would probably marry her if I didn't want a man in my life.

    5. I used to bellydance and people would make me do it...only the most embarassing thing I could do- but I was damn good so whatever

    6. I love talking dirty and crazy with anyone. talking and sarcasm make my day and ruin my night but still,whatever

    7. I'm a natural at horseback riding, I loved horses since I was 3 but I'll never own one because I'm irresponsible with animals...go figure I think I won't be having kids either and my future man will need more patience and more understanding than Ghandi himself

    8. I've lived in some pretty awful places...and some pretty nice places.

    9. I want to make big changes in my life- and I'm just trying to figure out what *.*

    10. being in debt scares me

    11. over time, I've come to this argument in me, it's like a olympic sized battle between the good side of me and the bad side, both sides are not that good or that bad but still I sometimes think in third person and that makes it even more confusing.

    12. I have so much energy and so much inside me but I keep it in, I like to be reserved. when it does come out people always wonder if I'm the same girl...

    13. I have had this interest in a guy. Guess what? He's really rich. I'm really poor. I really honestly am starting to believe that these two classes don't go together but who knows

    14. I used to have a popular blog about cultural/human rights issues...but i stopped after i didnt give a fuck anymore and now I have another one where I just talk about nothing and it feels much better.

    15. i have mini internet crushes on bastards
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    Come to the Dark Side... It's so much better over here. We have pop tarts in whatever flavor you want.
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    mmmmm

    i love pop tarts...i think i will...*looks for a door, or a warping machine*?
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    15. i'm BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG on food...and I'm willing to gain many an extra pound for something that makes my tastes buds orgasm...literally eww not really but yeah...food wise I'll eat a frog if it's done right...blowfish - someday I'll try it. I love anything from the sea and I am really into smells...I can smell things in food but not perfect just enough that people go "holy shit you smelt that?"

    i love drinking....wine...right now there's a cheaper called "pepperwood" i have a glass or two every other. it's a blend I can't let go, wine and writing...omg sex
    i can make killer antipasti and jams/jellies...fresh cow milk is the BEST (boiled once for an hour) I have never liked store bought milk since.

    16) I smoke intelligently- you don't need to remind me how bad it is for me or that my mouth will taste bad when I kiss you. I won't be kissing you.

    17) I like surrounding myself with talents...people better than me. Makes me wonder.
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    Lokiman
    Where did you get that video of Adriana. She looks so good there!!! What was that taken? What was she doing?
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    Lillith
    How really rich is the guy you are interested in? Because I have found that the richer they are and possibly "old money" types don't mix when with non-rich. But if he has under a certain amount and is new money, it could work out between you to.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2008
     
    i. is it true what they say about females that horseback ride alot ???????
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 22nd 2008
     
    uhm...tallbluebrazil...are you really tall, and brazilian?

    i wanna see!!

    also...when he was about 13 he was riding in a rolls royce to his private school somewhere around beverly hills...i was walking to school with clothes i'd been wearing for a 2 years ...we're on different playing fields. like I said, I have no clue what will happen


    horseback riding...i dont know...i rode once when my cousin's grandpa paid for it and that once i learned how to put the horse on a trot and being able to glide while keeping your ass off the saddle is pretty hard but i got it...

    so whatever happens to girls on horseback i guess its not me but i love doing it...what happens???
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 22nd 2008 edited
     
    Glimmer -
    "is it true what they say about females that horseback ride alot ???????"

    You mean that they like being on top? Or that they like a rough ride?
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 22nd 2008
     
    hmm the horseback thing. i read that females that horseback have uh better control of their muscles. uh down there

    and that it'sbetter/different expereince than being with girls that don't...


    sounds like it could make since picture the position the female is in. now think of hours hours and hours/millions of miles on a horse and intended or not(ha ha) guess thier could be changes that could pay off cool in sexual realm......


    the few tmes i'm come across to hetero sex involing females that horseback ride or used to horseback from either the female or the male.seems to point to sex with someone that has lots of horseback riding experince isn't like being with a normal female. and seeming it's all for the better...
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 22nd 2008
     
    that's true

    i bellydanced for a year and a half

    i can horseback on a trot real fine

    my thighs works beautifully and if you didn't know...bellydancing tightens EVERYTHING, it's usually really matronly looking but it gives you control of your muscles down there....
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2008
     
    Kegels are easier, but belly dancing looks hotter.

    I think Lil needs to git in front of a video camera to give us a Bastardly Take on Belly Dancing
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2008
     
    wow l. stands up to mic. thanks for the info.

    chef i doubt we'll get the vid thing. but we do have pictures of l. :)
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2008
     
    one can wish glims, one can wish

    =:p
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2008
     
    Well hell you learn something everyday... I've rode horses since I was about four... I just thought I was good, now I have to thank horseback riding for my talents... well fine then...
  47.  
    hey tallblue
    drop at least 5 facts about yourself and i may concider answering your questions...
  48.  
    Alright, here I go:
    1) I love comic books, have been collecting since there were actually cheap, I am a Marvel girl.

    2) Besides comic books, I collect stationery, sunglasses, and hello kitty stuff.

    3) My favorite color is green, but I look best in blue.

    4) I am a huge Nintendo and Zelda fan, I have all the games, guides, and collector's items. I am super stoked about Super Smash Brothers Brawl coming out soon.

    5) I can/ have fixed computers, game consoles, and other electronics.

    6) I am naturally good at many sports: lacrosse, tennis, football , american football (I can actually throw), cycling, badminton, volleyball, swimming, hiking, pool and bowling.
  49.  
    Lokiman
    Sorry, about assuming you meant Adriana when you said I only fell in love once. I just assumed with all the video on here and how you said "I think Adriana Lima is the most beautiful creature to step foot on this earth," I thought you meant you loved her. Yeah, I don't think I have ever honestly been truly in love. I have been
    "in like," "in lust," "in love at first sight," but never "in love." LOL
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2008 edited
     
    tallblue......

    i'm saddened you've never been in love.... :(

    oh no...

    and i'm sure you're tried of guys saying this to you....


    two


    maybe this will happen to the blue one soon(this photo may look familiar... ;)


    three


    and it's pretty cool you're good with computers(i'm not at all i can is point and click...) we all know this isn't true anymore. :)

    four


    have a lovely day tallblue one.... :)
  51.  
    you know im digging the Brittany Murphy pic....shes only crying since shes not married to me
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2008
     
    Of course she is Phil... who wouldn't...
  53.  
    tallblue.
    don't worry about it. it's all good...
  54.  
    Lokiman, thanks for understanding my lovelessness LOL
    Glimmer
    thanks, you seem like such a sweetheart ;-) Are you the photofairy?????
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2008
     
    ugh glim...did you save my pictures on your computer?

    lol

    I'm not sure if I should be flattered or run away screaming in horror haha

    Kidding.

    Chef, I'll do that just for you as soon as I go back to my classes this summer...plus, gotta burn off the holidays now
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2008
     
    tallbluebrazil... yes....i am the photofairy.

    and l. yes i have saved your photos to my drive. :)

    and wow i have a photo of angelfood. a photo of tori.

    several of jihad. a photo of mac.anyway...

    l. even better/scarier for you i have saved the image of the earlier user info thing. you know the one that had the pic of the female in the military style hat. beat that... ;)
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2008
     
    Glim...be good stinker!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    and of course i have photos of pinchy !!!! :)
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    glimmer...I'm just going to warn you that the day I find my pictures anywhere other than "for your eyes only" i.e. ANYWHERE else but in front of you I will personally fillet your ass using a fork and then grind your balls into cheese...okay?

    Now...ok. So, yeah, wow! Lol...I can't remember the military hat...I'm scared
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    deal ! :)
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    and of course i have photos of pinchy !!!! :)

    And here I was thinking I was being left out... I guess I'll be happy to be in *that* category. :-P ;-) :-).
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    Hahaha... i forgot about that one... oh dear... that's going to come back to haunt me....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008 edited
     
    nah it's pretty cool :)
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    Thanks... I wonder where that little Homer is... I haven't seen him since I got back from Spain... I hope I didn't leave him there.


    (You can tell I'm getting a little nervous by my overuse of ellipses... sorry :-P)
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    Glimmer. I'm glad you kept that stuff...what else you got in there?
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    well, lilith i have like 7 or 8 pictures of you. :)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    Glimmer - where have you been hon...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    tla... i could just sleep forever not the best sign. you know what sleeping alot often means....
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008 edited
     
    i wish my bf was as diligent as you are...i dont have one but i hope he will be

    don't forget...grinding your balls into cheese, so just yeah. besides, now you have magicnote too ahha, you mgiht need to wipe down the monitor after that
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    You are having really good wet dreams? Kidding...

    No, what does sleeping alot mean....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    tla you know excessive sleeping is often sign your a bit depressed....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    thanks lillith. :)

    ok




    magicnotes......ah ok. ;)

    but lillith, too.because you'd be surprised how quickly i can wipe down a monitor. ;)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    Don't be depressed Glimmer...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008 edited
     
    oh and lillith this may help with the boyfriend thing. ;)

    i haven't heard the original but the band lush did a cover of a song. called

    i wanna be your girlfriend


    I wanna be your girlfriend lyrics

    Sitting here so close together
    So far we're just friends, but I'm wond'ring whether

    I--am I just imagining
    You--do you really have a thing for me
    Like I think I see when I see you smile
    And your smile's for me
    I gotta tell you

    CHORUS:
    Hey! (hey!) You! (you!)
    I wanna be your girlfriend
    Trying to say I wanna be your number one
    Hey! (hey!) You! (you!)
    I wanna be your girlfriend
    Gonna make you love me 'fore I'm done

    Late at night when I--when I can't sleep
    Picture in my mind I see you and me

    I'll tell you what I wanna be
    You to say that you're in love with me
    You know feels so good in a dream
    That I know in life we just got to be
    I gotta tell you

    Chorus

    Gonna make you love me
    Yeah, I'm gonna make you love me
    Yeah, I'm gonna make you love me
    From now on

    Chorus

    Hey! (hey!) You! (you!)
    I wanna be your girlfriend
    Hey! (hey!) You! (you!)
    I wanna be your girlfriend
    Hey! (hey!) You! (you!)
    I wanna be your girlfriend
    Gonna make you love me
    Yeah, I'm gonna make you love me
    Yeah, I'm gonna make you love me before I'm done
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      CommentAuthorLillith
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    thank you glim...that was touching.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2008
     
    :)
    • CommentAuthormagicnotes
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    fuck this thread is going to take another hour just to read so im replyin 1st, i noticed some hot youngings on here not mentioning no names.

    Im 24, b day in jan
    from england i love it
    have a llb law degree
    divorced only once
    love spicey food
    love cooking
    baileys mixed with tia is fab
    i love Jesus
    i love this site
    i have me own place
    i love sex
    im a uk size 10
    i love watching world cup sports
    love socialising
    hate spelling and math
    love theme parks
    love jokes jokes and more jokes
    thats the 1st stuff that popped into my head
  78.  
    That's cool maggi.
    llb law degree, are you going to do a masters, or?
    Sorry to hear about the divorce. Hope it was at least an amicable one. Yup, spicy food is cool, I can't take it as much as I used to, but I still give it a go! Ha ha. Next time you are doing a stew of some sort, add some mixed herb and black pepper or chillie dumplings. Lovely.
    Ha, you've got a bit of a sweet tooth too! (Should have been a hot chocolate with the muffin, eh?) It's all good maggi. Oh, I hate math too. Words and images are more my thing.
    Thanks fer sharing.
    • CommentAuthormagicnotes
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    seriously just marry me and stop beating around the fucking bush here
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      CommentAuthorking biscuit
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008 edited
     
    okay maggi, it's sorted. You and I, notes and biscuit - married. :)
  81.  
    i object...
  82.  
    Objection overruled....
  83.  
    hey!!!!
    okay fine. get married. but an affair is just "screaming" to happen.
    you've been warned.
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      CommentAuthorking biscuit
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008 edited
     
    Ha ha. Ah loki, was just joking with ya. Returning a little of your legalese....
  85.  
    don't worry kb, lol. i'm an envious home wrecker. (sigh)
    curse me!!!
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      CommentAuthorSandy
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    King Buscuit, I thought you and I were gonna spend the rest of our days in tropical bliss on the hammock with Glimmer? =( Hello magicnotes, I too an am envious homewrecker.. lol
    • CommentAuthormagicnotes
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    ha ha you jokers, so my name is magic biscuit now lol

    Loki man i think an affair maybe up my street since i cant get that 9 inch comment out of my mind, you deff a one nighter for sure

    Sandy everyone is envious of everyone now lol

    King plain biscuit, whats this i hear how can u be my cookie if Sandy has hooked u already, what am i a concubine now?
  88.  
    Ha ha ha, it's a merry-go-round that's for sure!

    Maggi, maggi...I am your quality cookie, there is no doubt about that. Though this talk of one night stands has me a little perturbed! ha ha ha

    Sandy, I was one of your cabana boys, who has a fatal attraction to hammocks. I got fired remember. ;)
    Ah, hammocks....
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      CommentAuthorSandy
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    Ah yea that's right...now I need to find a new boy toy - one who will be more stoked on ME than the damn Hammock!! Haha
  90.  
    'Toy boy'! ha ha
  91.  
    magicnotes
    Loki man i think an affair maybe up my street since i cant get that 9 inch comment out of my mind, you deff a one nighter for sure

    brave words. however after one night you would be hooked. therefore my affair plan would be in full gear...
    • CommentAuthormagicnotes
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    ahh Sandy dont be upset its just hard to get committed with one eye to look at
  93.  
    It would seem that a night with either loki or I would have the same effect, but for differing reasons maggi.
  94.  
    Sounds like a commercial for a new product or show:
    "One creates earthquakes with his $%&@, the other will just blow your $%&@ing mind! Watch this Thursday!"
  95.  
    lmao ed.
    you should be my manager dude. get the promotion going
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    Look at all the macking I missed...

    Loki, Loki I leave you for a few hours and all ready your "genuineness" is being spread around... Player.... lol

    Ed - Love it...
  97.  
    OK...Done.... Just got off the phone with Paramount. You will work with performance incentives. I.E. Lets say you can knock out a steel girder to defeat your nemesis with "you know what" than you get a $5M bonus and so on. Kill Spiderman with a single penetrating blow....Another $10M. Cat Woman is another story.....That scene would need to be extended....You know for like 2 or 3 hours straight. Michelle Phifer and / or Halle Berry your choice.
  98.  
    Oh the code name for the movie is: Project Big Junk
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeFeb 29th 2008
     
    I was hoping for something along the lines of Penis Wars - you have Loki Sky-Walker vs. Obi-Wan King...
  100.  
    Well Lucasfilms has yet to call, but I've got a great idea I want to pitch about a nemisis to both....Dark Saber.
    They would have to both fight to save her from capture....The survivor getting magicnotes love forever.
    "Help me Obi-Wan, Don't forget the scope."

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