Ha ha ha. You guys crack me up. :)

I chose Sky-Walker because that was another name for Loki...

"The Line by Loki, "Obi-wan can blow me." - Fucking hilarious...

Starring - Jabba-the-Cunt - Princess Layme...

Is me or do RD-2 and C3PO sound like chess moves.

Still can't beat Robot Chickens Aluminum Falcon comment.

lol - What are you trying to consolidate?

Multi-tasking is fuuuunnn...

I would love to hear more of the plot, that is if you have more...

Well George Lucas seems to be pitching that there be some sort of love / hate relationship between Darthsaber and Jabba the cunt...If you know what I mean. Jabba is almost killed but slips away through a Man-hole, and get trapped between and anus and a hard place.
Meanwhile back on Tatooine Hands Solo is trying to get Magicnotes back because Princess Lameass is boring. Unfortunately he is trying to win at Chess. Considering the only two moves he know are R2-D2 and "come here lately" it is likely we will lose everything....Including his penis. Considering part of the bet was to freeze it in Carbonite until he can come up with the cash.
Lando is back, but he is pimp. No it's not type casting....it was meant to be.

:)

Love it... Name changed from Princess Layme to Princess Lameass, I like...

Love the plot line...

haha No doubt King, no doubt...

Waiting with abated breath for more...

He's a shoe-in for the role of the crazed emperor!

Jabba the Cunt and the Kraken... what a scene...

Bye Ed - Try to enjoy the rest of your friday...

magicnotes
What kind of law degree do you have? A 4 year degree? Do you have BAR exams in the UK?

omg haha

can i have KB and Magiis babies?!?

hm, funny, i seem to have alot of chicks grabbing my package while im in the food store, and, when i ask what the hell they are doing?!?!? i always get the "im blind, i was looking for sausage" line.

sure seem to be alot of blind women shopping these days...

CommentAuthortallbluebrazil - its a 4 year one, i have not done my bar exams, your seem to know a lot what degree do u have

Don't feel bad. This thread has long since gone to the dogs.

You'd be better off starting a whole new one.

Hey, I haven't posted here before, but I saw this thread and figured it'd be right up my alley, since of course, I love to talk.

1. I'm legally blind (20/500 vision).
2. I'm 21 and I've still only had sex with one person.
3. I've had sex on the top of an old firetruck, in the middle of a one of those areas where planes land (Sorry, forget the name of it haha), under waterfalls, in the ocean, on the sand, in an airplane, in the cockpit of an airplane, in every place my boyfriend has worked since we begun dating almost 4 years ago, at a stadium, clubs, under bleachers, and on top on the roof of a high-rise building, etc.
4. My skin can tan so dark that people think I'm black, and it can get so light that I need to buy the lightest shade of foundation that is made by most cosmetics manufacturers.
5. My upbringing was pretty contradictory. Prep school, upscale restaurants and shopping, society functions; but also weekends in the country, on the beach, hiking, camping. I think because of this, I can adapt pretty well.
6. I have an irrational fear of blood. When I hear, see, or think about it, my body starts getting really cold and I get goosebumps.
7. I have a knack for being really graceful when it doesn't matter, but then embarrassing myself in front of the few people I actually care about impressing.
8. I was a performing arts freak growing up. I took piano, voice (choral and opera), drama, hula, flamenco, salsa, jazz dance, and ballet. But now that I'm an adult, the career I have planned for myself has nothing to do with creative expression.
9. I work in real estate and my goal is to be a very successful developer by the time I'm 50 years old.
10. I would check this site out for about a year before I made my BLOTD submission. I felt that unless I had the guts to submit my pictures, I couldn't talk crap about any of the BLOTDs. I don't regret my submission, it was fun and I am in contact with a couple of people I "met" online through it.
11. I do background work in movies and tv shows sometimes, for the networking and because it's fun to get dressed up and meet new people.
12. I have a very beautiful sister who is a professional model. Most of her work comes from Asia.
13. I am extremely clingy to Hawaii (home state), and while I've traveled quite a bit (South America, mainland US, Canada, Europe), I get a little nervous whenever I think about moving away.
14. I'm an Episcopalian.
15. I'm a pescetarian.
16. I have a one year old dog who satiates all of my maternal urges. I really love children, but I don't want any of my own for several years.
17. I'm a loyal supporter of University of Hawaii football, no matter who many times they fumble.
18. I'm never really happy with the way I look unless my hair is at least to the middle of my back. Right now, my hair is about waist length. It's the one thing I can't compromise on, when it comes to my look.
19. I am endlessly grateful for the variety of people I grew up around. People from many different countries, of many religions, a wide spectrum of occupations, political leanings, and personalities. Growing up in a small place like Hawaii can make you very close-minded and it can prevent you from realizing that there is a world beyond the place you live. I'm glad that I was saved from that.
20. In person, I really don't talk as much as I do on here. I am actually too shy to talk a lot to people I don't know really well.

And that's it.

Catherine Deneuve and Raquel Welch....probably the oldest women i would consider bonening
.....oh lovely Rita

if you can't stand blood you won't adapt that well...at least not in any place i've lived in before that had blood about every other day

piano is sexy to me.

what's a petsectarian?

hello dina.
you are probably the hottest BLOTD i've seen so far. nice.
i like your range of vocabulary too.

welcome aboard the ss bastard ;)

i just looked up dina's blotd entry, i remember you, even though i didn't leave a comment, i thought you were one of the better looking blotd. i think i once said you were my favorite on another post...nice to see the ladies leaving positive comments (dina's blotd entry) as always..i kid, i kid....but yeah dina, you got good taste in music, very nice eyebrows (hate the pencil thin look) and i am also a petsecctarian (pesce...)...hope you come back to stay

Dina - It's a hanger. And being legally blind are you sure you've done it in all these places or is your boyfriends just telling your......Come on....I'm kidding....It is Bastardly. Seriously though...have you thought about laser surgery?
Pescetarian - So you don't eat the flesh of any animals but fish. Good thing, considering you live in Hawaii.
That would be like living in Texas and not liking steak.......Or living in Sunnydale and being allergic to pointy wooden objects.
*playing softly in the backroung...."Which one of these thing don't go together."*

Haha you guys crack me up. Much needed mood boost for the day...

jmcronshaw: Thank you very much for the welcome. Is your name on the bastardly the same as it is on here? Because I don't remember seeing it on the comments, although lately I just read the comments for the BLOTDs.

Francois Antoine: You have great taste in women. Catherine and Raquel are eternally gorgeous. Thanks for the compliments, I appreciate them. Haha those are some interesting lyrics. I don't know where they're from. Cheese scones?

King Biscuit: Thanks for the welcome. :-)

Lillith: What sort of places did you live in that had blood every day? War zones? Or maybe a place that has a lot of gang-related violence? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm curious. You're right, I'd have a hard time adapting to a place that has a lot of blood, but I think that if I saw blood every single day (for example, if I was studying to become a nurse), I'd probably become desensitized to it after a while. When I was mentioning adaptability, I was speaking more about social and cultural adaptability (to a certain extent). For example, I come from one of those families that used to be old-money but squandered a lot of it so now we're just upper-middle-class financially. Because of connections and things like that, I've been exposed to many people of higher socio-economic status, so I'm very comfortable in social situations with them since most of them are either related to me or have relationships with my family that go back several generations. Still, I have relatives who are very poor and I grew up also spending a lot of time with them, staying at their homes, and basically partially living a Hawaiian country lifestyle when I was with them, which was really good for character building. I think that because of that, I'm able to put people at ease. I don't think I ever make people feel insecure about their status. I'm the kind of person, if I see somebody doing something "wrong" at the table, I will copy them to make them feel comfortable. Also, I grew up around people from many countries and walks of life, etc., like I mentioned. Because of this, I'm pretty open culturally. I'll eat what I'm served, I have no problem sleeping on a blanket in a house that's ready to cave in, or using an out-house and bathing myself in an outdoor metal tub that I had to fill up using a bucket and filtered rain water (yeah, we actually have places like that here and they're amazing) and I'm equally comfortable having a 21 course French meal, and I don't feel scared to sit down on the sofa of a 12 million dollar home. I feel like I'm in the middle of those worlds and I like that. But I haven't ever been in a dangerous place, so I can't say that I'd be able to adapt to that. So maybe it was a little naive of me to say that. Haha and a pescetarian is not somebody who eats pet shop animals! It just means that you don't eat any animals who don't fall into the category of "seafood". I was a complete vegan for about 4 years, but I feel much healthier now and I don't have to rely so much on supplements.

Lokiman: Thanks for the compliment. That's very sweet of you and I appreciate it. Haha idk if I'd be welcome in the SS, but I'll enjoy it until the higher-ups find out about my genetic impurity.

Manolo: Thank you very much.

Eduardo: Hey, I remember you! Again, thanks for saying I'm hot haha. Ahh okay, a hanger. That sounds right. Haha even though I'm legally blind, I can see just fine with my contacts. And yes, I want to get laser eye surgery. I've been having vision problems since I was 8 years old, so that's a while to think about it. Now I'm 21 and I can get it legally, but I just have to save up and find the best doctor possible. It's a little scary to entrust my eyes to someone. Right now, my vision isn't a problem since with contacts or glasses, I can see perfectly. But the thing is, as I age, I could become blind, and the worse my vision gets, the less chances I have of being a good candidate for laser eye surgery. So I'd like to do it within a year or so. Haha that's true about fish and living in Hawaii. We eat a lot of raw fish here too. I really like seafood and it really is good for you, so that's why I don't cut it out of my diet. But believe it or not, Hawaii does have excellent beef. We've got really big, Texas style ranches here and there's a certain kind of beef, from a place called Pulehu (so it's called Pulehu beef, smart huh? Haha) that is divine. Still, when I would eat meat, I'd get nauseous so I figure my body was trying to tell me that it wasn't so healthy...

I hope you're all having a great day. Take care and aloha. :-)

I love meat... ummm...

Ha ha ha. I wasn't quite prepared for that one francois!

Ha ha. Crikey.

Doesn't leave much room for romping does it...

always use your hood... ;)

Ah great minds DO think alike Glimmer - or is that dirty minds...

Dina i have posted most frequently as john on the main page
though on your thread i was posting as MODOK
i have also posted as Sir Palimedes the Sacren
God With a Capital G
and Steven Segal's Fists
i think that's it

OH Glimmer - I saw, I so saw...

King - LOL - I guess that depends on where you are when you start in on your appetizer...

Glimmer - I'm sure that gets a rise out of you...

As my first post on this forum, a few random facts about myself:

I'm an attorney practicing civil litigation in California, the land where suing is everyone's favorite hobby
(seems to be at least one other attorney here member magicnotes? although he/she appears to practice in the UK and not the US? Are you a barrister or solicitor? Would love to compare notes about practicing in the UK vs. the colonies here)

favorite bands - OMD and Laibach (polar opposites I know)

favorite babes - Gong Li, Monica Belluci, Gina Gershon and of course my lovely wife in ascending order (had to throw that "ascending order" bit in there in case she sees this :)

favorite pastime - bad movies and bad sports teams - looking forward to cheering my Raiders to yet another 4-12 season in 2008!

favorite feature on this blog - the butta feature - "removing the bag" always has me both excited and a little scared at what's underneath

that's all for now, ya bastards!

nice intro roma. welcome to the forum. can't get a bigger bastard than an attorney, so i'm sure you'll fit right in. ;)

Hiya roma_victor,

Welcome! Thanks for the snippets.

Torts man... yea fun...
Welcome the the back alley Roma

hola :)

Thanks for telling us a little more about you, Donkey. I don't iron my clothes either, oddly enough, except when I DO go to funerals.

Sad but true, I still usually have my mom iron something for me if I need it. The only time I usually do it myself is for an interview, but if its for a funeral or a show or something she'll do it because she's most likely doing her own. I don't know why, but I absolutely DESPISE ironing. Hate it with a passion. I just try to fold or hang my clothes straight out of the dryer so they aren't too wrinkled. I much prefer wearing pressed clothes, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I need to get a steamer.

KB... I get the feeling we are Bastardly Kindred Spirits. We would probably get along famously in person.

I tend to agree Pinchy.

I don't know how it is in the UK... I know in Spain air dryers are few and far between. But I just pull them out of the dryer right away and fold them or hang them up before they cool down. It doesn't completely take the wrinkles out, but enough so that after you wear them for an hour they pretty much flatten out against you. They don't look as neat as they do if you press them, but passably so.

They do make wrinkle free clothing.
I know I have said I grew up with mostly women...I cook, clean, most everything, but I despise ironing. All the women I grew up with also despised ironing as well.....So I know where I got it.
Wrinkle free and getting them out of the dryer right away or air drying them as straight as possible.
When I worked in the Investment Banking world, I payed a mint to have stuff dry cleaned and pressed for me.
Where in southern cali do you live Donkey? I used to live in the San Bernandino / Riverside area. Around Colton....

Hey Pinchy: I take MOST of my clothes to the cleaners. I wash my own undies and that's about it.

KB: My shaved head is not by choice... I grew too tall and the hair gods got angry.... (that's what my mother says anyway)

EDtF: I live 15 miles East of Los Angeles in Whittier, CA : near the 605 Fwy. I know the area you lived in; it's changed quite a bit in the last few years.

TLA: I'd have to see the feet that they'll be on in order to entertain that request... ;)

blah....


1) hates loud noises
2) dislikes cellphones,text messaging,instant messaging,phones
3) don't know how to drive
4) loves headphones....
5) no fashion sense/doesn't care a darn about it
6) don't drink alchol/have never been drunk. and yep never used 'those sort' of drugs/never been high etc...
7) not a pet person....
8) hates myspace....
9) very forgetful
10) usually the first or second person to get asked for money by a homeless person when at a bus stop(and yeah i give)
11) thinks you think you're cool/but i don't envy you is an awesome song lyric.....

DC - I live in Upland, CA so don't temp me.... lol

Glimmer - I usually give to the homeless too (well when I have money on me - and they are not wearing nice shoes...)

Hey I shave to guys... just not my head...