HEY THERE DELILAH
Dani California


im tired so ill add more when i think about it, but right there, those 2...make me want to shove a screwdriver and impact my ear drums so i never have to hear music again.

first and foremost...

Crank that... (soulja boy) the silly dance that accompanies it just makes it even more deplorable.

it's so bad it's the only song i can think of right now. i'll be back...

"Stars are Blind."

hands down, the most horrible song ive ever heard in my entire life.

I will always love you - whitney houston - Loved Whitney until that played over and over
Anything by Boston - It's the same damn song over and over!
Same goes for Nickleback/Hinder - Yeah, "I want to live like a rockstar".....They sing the song like they don't
know how it is to be a rock star. How annoying. What are they sing from the vantage point of their fans or
are they mocking their fans?
HEY THERE DELILAH - is the anthem and encouragement for every douche college student that ever played guitar just to get chicks.

I will always love you by whitney houston is pretty bad. it's up there with the worst pieces of audio ever. no amount of talent can change the fact that the song is terrible

If that's the "I do it for you" song then its pretty funny cause its my sister and brother in laws "song" hahaha...

It is that song!

Yeah it was our song when I first got in engaged in 1993....With my wife now. We broke up with me and married some other dude....I went to the wedding like an idiot and guess what song they played.......That stupid Bryan Adams song that had some horrible connection to that horrible Robin Hood movie.
In 1997 I stole my chick back from that douche and we nixed the song. Our wedding song was just as bad though. It was Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden........I mean West End Girls would make a better song! Seriously though you get caught up in the moment and you are in love and you choose these songs that mean so much, because you kissed or something during it. When the memory fades....So does the song.
Paradise by the dashboard light kinda fades the moment you push her out of the car.....I kid! :O)

LOL Ed...

I've never had a "song" with anyone I've dated... If I do ever decide I need one it would have to be a song by Frank Sinatra... Or Bing or some other old classic song...

Ah yes the classics. They just keep making them over and over again until the completely ruin them.

Unfortunately the only song that really connects to an old memory is sad... Every time I hear Take My Breath Away by Berlin I can still feel the cold nights snuggled up with my sisters on a mattress on the floor because our father left our mother (for one of his many mistresses) and took everything (except one mattress we all shared)... It seemed that every night that song came on the radio (my oldest sister bought with her "savings") while I laid in bed trying not to be scared... The asshole eventually came back (my mother took him back - for us...) Probably why I shy away from having "songs"...

That's sounded pathetic now didn't it...

No and that was probably really hard to share like that...It takes a lot of bravery for an adult to live through something like that....let alone a child.
I think that it is a strong possibility that you shy away from attaching songs to feelings, because that brought you pain.
I have a song like that....True colors sung by Cyndi Lauper. I found out my father was going to die from Liver disease at 15. On the way home from the hospital I remember sobbing in the back seat all the way home and I remember that song came on.
Do you have any memory problems from early childhood? It sounds as though you might have had a tough upbringing. Did you ever suppress your own feelings to take care of your sisters?
Do you know the difference between suppression and repression?

PS I ask the last question, because repression being a subconscious mechanism of protection may have cut you off from attaching feelings to music without you even knowing it.
Either way I've got to run, but want to say that it was brave of you to share.
I'll be back on later if you want to respond back.

...Like Gerard Butler.

Oh King you are my fucking hero... Yummm oh yea just like that...

...not close to Butler either

hey TLA i have a fix for your memories problem.

go buy a skateboard.

dont wear a helmet...

fall off said skateboard.

hit head on curb.

trust me...you forget ALOT of shit REAL fast....and cant seem to remember much of anything short term anymore..

did i ever post the pictures of my head after i fell off my skateboard...

check it out....AWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!

Ouuuch... That looks painful... "Excuse me doctor, but can I order an amnesia please"

I'm a hero? Fantastic!

Damn BTD, that looks worse/more painful than the first time I saw it. Ma-an...

okay nice list DB. although i think soulja boy needs to be at the top. i don't care if it's in order or not. he just has to...

Oh it was kinda funny (after the first five minutes or so) ... Lance never blacked out or anything so while we were driving we were also giving him shit for attempting to play chicken with a car... The best part was that by the end of the day (it happened in the morning) the rumor around school was that some freshman named Lance (Lance was a Senior) was running late to school and while trying to cross the road another car came and slammed into him. The poor kid was rushed to the hospital and may not make it through the night... We were laughing so hard when we heard that... Gotta Love High School Rumor Mill...

Thanks Loki....And many Kudos for sticking up for yourself yesterday against those racist fucktards on the front page. You rule! Damage Inc and USG need to find large gorge and jump into it.

Crazy One- Rivers Cuomo. Whiny motherfucker, just shut the fuck up and Cobain yourself already. Buddy Holly is ok in my book, but god. damn.

Vogue. Madonna. What the hell were we thinking giving this woman rights to open her mouth and have shit pour out of it? Sure, she had a decent body, could dance her ass off, but as far as lyrics are concerned, we were a bunch of idiots vogueing like some stupid fashion model.

Dyers Eve. Metallica. That son of a bitch does NOT rock hard enough.

Motherfucking Momma Mia by fucking Abba. If I hear that fucking thing one more god damned time come across the fucking piece of shit station they have stuck on here at the restuarant, I'm going to start chopping fingers off hands. Then toes. Maybe fillet the kidneys, replace mine...

Iko, Iko. I hated going to New Orleans, seeing this fucker, and that's the only god damned thing I can ever remember the lyrics to. Why, God, Why must I be tortured so?!

Private Eyes, Hall and Oates. It sounds like their voices are bees, just buzzing at a frequency my brain does not want to register. I hear this song and I think of Sonny Crocket for some reason. In a pink blazer and shoes with no socks. Jesus Christ, I remember when everyone was dressing like that. You guys remember that shit? My eyes hurt because of the colors.

You're Beautiful, by that whiny voiced, Petra fucking asshole that is exactly what you'd think. His smug ass was in here with her. She's fucking hot. He's like the dude that was fucking the hottest chick in school, and let every sob around know that he was hittin' it. Fucking prick. Lousy fucking tipper too. Fuck you James Blunt.

Avril fucking Levigne. Girlfriend. She sounds like an obnoxious little bitch. Mother fucking princess my ass. More like mother fucking slag. Fucking bitch. So punk she's a model now. Yeah, real fucking punk you little dumbass, go back to school, cut your fucking hair and eat a god damned cheeseburger. There ain't even enough on your skinny ass for snacking on.

Lemme pour through my library, I like this =)

Rivers Cuomo is a fucking douchebag. i wil adnmit. i LOVE weezer's 1st 2 dsics, and i saw them when no one gave a shit about them...but Rivers Cuomo is a fucking arrogent prick, and he tries to act like hes all outcast.