How's the Bastardly today? I've been reading a few of the other "Introduce Yourself" entries so I'll answer--
--I'm 20, but not a girl (no boobs, ass, etc)
--I realize you're disappointed its not a girl.
--Sorry.


I've been a big fan of this site since the fall of '06. I probably ran across the site from Horny Oyster or Popoholic. It quickly became obvious the Yellow Block captions contained a certain amount of genius, plus the site's figurehead photo intrigued me. Btw, who is that? The fact that the mysterious "jackson" and "moelicious" actually interacted with the other members (actually ridiculed them) was pretty great.

I started to appreciate the depth of the site, knowing every Stacy Keiber post would have a McCracken comment under it within 2 minutes or how even the prettiest BLOTD would have a "man jaw" comment.

As a college student, I go through a lot of shit through the day. So does everyone else on here. It's a good fit.

I always wondered if that was Frank Zappa. Ever heard the song Bobby Brown?
Oh, and welcome.

Welcome Billy! Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.

LOL man, u know hes been around when hes playing up to my vanity!!!

nothing i love more than getting a shout out!!!

welcome to The Forum, we have alot of fun back here and its alot more civilized then the front page.

so welcome aboard, and remember that having fun is the most important thing!!!

Appreciate it BTD, its awesome to finally talk to the folks I've been reading for a year and a half!

I just have to know, when did your complete hatred for Stacy Keibler begin? It's one of the several questions that I just have to ask. I envision you as a guy who is pretty normal, nice to almost everyone, but somehow your instinct to hate her is uncontrollable.

i tend to have a problem with anyone whos a celebrity but SHOULDNT be in my opinion.

and this means like, ok like, say, Angelina Jolie, i GET why dudes think shes hot even if i dont. so her being a celebrity and getting to live off being famous doesnt bother me.

Stacy hasnt EVER deserved to be famous. way back when like when i actually watched wrestling, she was annoying and useless. meaning, i dug chicks like Molly Holly, Lita, even tho i hated Trish Stratus, you could tell she was TRYING to be more than some chick that was just a hot piece of ass?

you can just TELL Stacy fucked her way into celebradom. and stays there by fucking. becuase, shes got NO discernable talent...seriously, what does she do? she doesnt sing, act, write, etc, etc. and shes NOT someone i GET why dudes like her, shes so below average in the looks....

them when she TRIES to act or do anything she should be famous for, shes pathetic.

i think my hatred started for people like her around the time i started realizing that musicians who CARE about the art of music, IE Juliana Hatfield or Jon Spencer, will never be famous like that, and should be, IE god for bid they play a Jon Spencer song on KROCK instead of Dani California for the 5th time in one day?

so by stacy keibler being at an event and having her picture taken, shes taking away time in the public eye for someone more talented or more deserving.

and then what puts it over the top, shes just so completely arrogent, like, she walks around acting like she SHOULD be famous instead of being mad humble cause she DOES have no discernable talent. just look at her face at every event, shes always so smug.

just like Hayden Pantierre.

i realize that everyone has thier own opinions about talent or attractiveness, but like i said, i think Angelina Jolie is manly, but, at least i can look at her and UNDERSTAND why dudes want to bang her.

i apologize for this long drawn out anwser, im half drunk and decided instead of going out tonight i was gonna catch up opn some relaxiation, so, some alchool and nyquill is making me all floaty and confusing.

so yeah IDK i just REALLY hate celebities that are useless, and act SMUG and arrogant. at least like if they were NICE i wouldnt wish death upon them...IE Kelly brook. ive seen/read some interviews with her, she seems like shes real nice....but it doesnt change the fact shes ugly and she cant act worth a shit...but at least she seems nice, so, to me, that at least makes her appreciative of what she has.

hope this made some kinda weird sense

to be more than some chick that was just a hot piece of ass?


stacy was hot ??? huh guys/guys..

really she has front page following. but her coolest fan tuxman doesn't post in front page land any more does he ???

"if they were NICE i wouldnt wish death upon them"
haha, thats classic. It makes sense, though. So how about Jessica Alba and her designs on becoming a serious/nonsexy actress? Isn't that a similar circumstance? She is completely unrealistic as to why people like her. Her hotness isn't a real talent, yet her only "talent" is her hotness. Rest assured though, Alba and Keibler are going downhill fast.

I got to ask a few more questions--
sullengirl where are you?
glimmer why do you feel old? Even if you're "ultra old," why do you have to feel bad about it?
magicnotes why did you return to the site after the massive amount of flirting you got at first?

Jessica Alba is just as bad as keibler, i personally think shes butt ugly, and i dont get why others think she is attractive, cause shes not really...and, even anyone that sticks up for her LOOKS can agree that shes a pathetic actress.

so again...why is she famous then?

shes average looking AT BEST, and shes REAL overrated in that sense...but shes always smug, and look at when she goesout in public always trying to "hide" yet shes always going out somewhere she can be photographed....thats ANNOYING.

and when has she been a SEXY actress? this goes fpr ANYONE (even my girl LiLo) ANYONE that plays a stripper role or porn star role, and REFUSES TO DO NUDITY IN SAID ROLE....should NEVER be allowed to act again and have their SAG car revoked....that goes for ANYONE.....Alba, LiLo, Cuthbert, McGowen....A N Y O N E.

if Demi Moore who was considered at one point THE "it" A LIst actress can do Nudity for a Stripper Role...there is NO EXCUSE for People like Alba McGowen or LiLo can give thats acceptable.

seriously, the opening for Lost Highway is amazing. When I saw the start, man I was blown away...brought straight into that world, this coupled with the scene of Fred smoking in the dark with that music in the background - just amazing

Francois--I like your descriptions. You seem to have a grip on who you are; the last one was pretty funny, though. Professional musician? What instrument do you play?

I'm a native of Little Rock, Arkansas. I'm a student at the University of Arkansas. A full-time sports fanatic who ran out onto the street yelling today after the Hogs' win.

I love the movies that have a certain quirkiness to them, such as: Army of Darkness, The Princess Bride, and American Beauty. How about everyone else?

i'm a little late but welcome to the forum Billy.
erm... a little about myself... lets see.
I'm a 23 year old bastard from good ole england. my favorite movies consist of :-
Ninja Scroll (Anime)
Akira (Anime)
kill bill volumes
lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels
Friday
Menace to Society
lord of the rings trilogy... i could go on but i'll leave it there.

after reading this thread my conclusion is:- your pretty cool, and would fit in perfectly here. therefore you are...



hope you stick around.

it's funny how many of those intro posts aren't intros

Well, since you have shown some wit in your posts and you claim you are gonna stick around I'll give you a proper welcome. I am a female (despite what my duplicitous handle has been telling you). I'm 24, and I think I'm quickly getting a reputation as the forum "bitch." Hey, someone's gotta do it, right? Don't be fooled. I'm a bitch in real life too. I'm just the quiet type.

I've been around here for more than a year (reading the Bastardly for almost 2 years), and I keep trying to break away and leave this place, but 10 minutes later I find myself posting again. What can I say. I'm 100% addicted.

If you want to know anything more about me or any of the bastards here, for that matter go here. There is a lot of good info about us in that thread, particularly in the first page or so.

Edited to fix link

by the way, the lost highway soundtrack is one of my all-time favs.

NIN's perfect drug, Marilyn manson's apple of sodom & i love you are god damn classics, i tell you!

isnt Smashing Pumpkin's Eye on that soundtrack too?

as for me for movies....5 fav....Willy Wonka, Blair Witch, Cable Guy. Rocky HOrror, Deciever.

ill watch any movie, and chances are ill find SOMETHING positive about it. id liek to say i HATE stupid comedy's IE anything with Ferrell, Farley or Sandler...but then i remind myself i watch Freddy Got Fingered like 3 or 4 times last week....

more than not tho, i like watching movies that actually make you THINK IE anything by David Lynch, but you mioght point out that Cable Guy is one of my favmovies...well, i like the mind fuck in that movie that people might not GET.....meaning....you laugh at Jim Carrey's charachetr and what he does for an hour and a half...and then you realize you just laughed at someone who was REALLY mentally handicapped...so, its kinda a mind fuck.

since Loki mentioned Anime....i LOVE Bubblegum Crisis 2040, as well as 2032 and Crash.....i LOVE Wicked City as well, and i kinda find Urusei Yatsura funny.

anyways, yeah, its 340am and i gotta work tomorrow, but i cant find myself being able to sleep.

Thanks TLA. And I love the quote, you are the first to acknowledge my Adam Sandler roots. Except for BTD, who openly dislikes Adam Sandler.

Its ok, though, we both like movies that mind-fuck the viewers. Sandler does the same thing when he gets his ass kicked by Bob Barker. That is about as startling as anything Lynch ever made. Speaking of which, when does the next podcast come out?

Y'all are great.

Yup, the characters in those films all undergo some personal change all right. Haven't seen them for a while. I feel a film fest coming on!

Adam Sandler is cool in some of the films I've seen him in.

Thanks ed, you must have read the whole thread to answer my question. Fair enough, though. This site has an amazing turnover.

Got to get back to work-cutting down trees and smashing rocks. What a bastardly job.

billy i liked the part of lost higway at the begining when bill pullman was having sex with patricia arquette and she was just lying there not even paying attention or caring... ;)


uh yeah and i'm on the hal hartley trust bandwagon too. :)


and if anyone listens to me...which they never do...

try atom egoyan's the adjuster :)

all this lost highway talk is making me want to find my soundtrack...but too damn lazy.

Fuck you, and go fucking commit suicide, BlueToiletDuck, which is a screenname that only faggots would have. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, just goddamn fucking kill yourself.

uh....Did I miss something?

Its been going on for awhile now, I believe. Though I don't know when or how it started either.

Do I get a Stephan Jenkins angel to feed me grapes and rub me with hot oils?

If so, then I'm so there.

take note guys...pinchy likes hot oils. ;)


manolo do we have to kill ourselves right now ???? ;)

thanks glimmer...
just another weird psychotic individual,i see.....

It wasn't US blame the douche known as Jeremy Boscoe....