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    After checkin out the bastardly for 2 months now i finally signed in...

    I'm from Mauritius, an island most of you will never find on a map...

    Its in the Indian Ocean and we only have 1.5 miilion motherfuckers 'round here.

    We still have 600, 000 tourists per yr.

    Fuckers take all the nice beaches(90% of our coastline btw) and we're left with the crap...

    I'm hoping to have some fun round here since i can't burn my skin on the crappy beaches left...

    Ciao
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    Ah yeah, I know that place. You guys had the Dodo bird.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    welcome
    Mauritius sounds like a super-villian's name
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    Or a porno actor.
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    looks beautiful
    kind of looks like a super-villian's hideout though
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    hello...man that mountain looks like there was one hell of an explosion!
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    I'll bet they have some pirate ships hidden in dem hills.
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    Yes, but how is that 'booty' over in them thar hills?

    Arrrrrrr



    A new person!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    and i hope this isn't your 'outro' as well. welcome... :)
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    Haha! Speaking of outros. Whatever happened to Lawrah? She got slammed pretty hard as a BLOTD, I guess, but it's not like we didn't warn her.
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    I didn't think it went THAT bad...I think she had already submitted her pics before she came over to the forum...?
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    I don't know i tried to tell her she's hot. Guess it wasn't enough.
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      CommentAuthorreal342
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    When it comes to girls and compliments, it's never enough...
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    and pray tell...what would be enough? some guys think money, some think sex, others travel...you can tell a woman she is hot all day...if you don't SHOW her it is just a bunch of words...that is a bit difficult to do over the internet huh? HAHAHA!!!
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      CommentAuthorBeans
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    I tried to show her. She called the cops and dateline on me. There is a restraining order.
    • CommentAuthorAngelfood
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    HAHAHAA...welll there ya go....no pleasin' some women!!!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2006
     
    lawrah, i liked her. i liked her prose/prescence(sp?) and i liked the pics too..

    yeah i even liked her in a $3 million typpe way too. opps. uh but you already knew that though right ??? sigh anyway..

    lawrah come back to the bastardly street someday. it's better here with you anyway...:)
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    Mauritius, are you guys sure you didn't hijack the classical Latin name Mauretania, which is modern day Morocco in Norther Africa.


    Just kidding, but seriously...
    :)

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