just syain hi and showin my pic.. hey how can i get a chance to be a bastardly lady of the day or whatever its called? anyways im 18 and love this site and crap... go ahead and critisize my pics :P







critisize your pics ???????!!!!!! *what*


how yeah we're pretty critical.....let me see what i can say *after* i click and save....

oh ok.... *growl* you only included two pics. well hell i'm pretty insulted...just kidding. :)

what do you want us.. well me .. let's see looking at the pics one more time...uh reaction... stunned(in a good way) uh spellbound is that better?? (or is that too creepy?? *ha ha*)


melissa your pics are uh very ah stimulating(i got some thoughts...)

and i think they'd go over well in front page land.despite the saturation of 'hot' females on the front page your're still gonna kill'em !!!! :)

and thanks for using us as a test run in the forum....repeat click and save... :)

melissa you seem very nice and awesome pics... your not gonna seduce and abandon us in forum land will you ??


hope you hang around the crazy towm of the back lands/forum for awhile... i mean, your already getting spellbound and delirous fans !

:)

heeeelllllloooo melissa...
welcome to forum land.

nice glimmer...

Critique your pictures? Not back here. Especially when you look like the second coming of Victoria Principal.
It's also kind of cool that you got to take a photo with Bruce Campbell with his arms around you.
Your fine sister, and looks like you have beautiful green eyes.....I know, I know, you expect guys to comment on your cans....Sorry not me....You have a brilliantly scupled face. *bows* *bows again*
PS...I don't normally like bangs, but they frame your face so nicely....
PSS You will have to try harder to break my super, super crush on Eve though.

Welcome to the back alley...

I didn't know you were crushing on Eve Ed.... awe...that's sweet...

hey welcome to the forum.

uh, honestly, that picture of you and your dad or your uncle is kinda creepy. if you submit for BLOTD id suggest leaving that picture out....

Okay I really hope its not her dad, that would make that picture really really creepy...

that's not her dad..it's me !!!! :)

She's gone guys, set up your lures and fishing nets again, and on to the next one

It's her dad and they're having an incestuous love affair!!!

......or did she? KB?

lol THAT NOT MY DAD i guess you can call him a sugar daddy :-P ya i would leave him out in BLOD... nope im not gunna abandon you guys.. whatever that means lol..

Welcome back lvgrl90.

I love big fish movies!!!

lolP

No problem.
I tend to pop in and out during the day. Currently looking for a new full time job, have a bit of free time, so I sometimes haunt the place a bit.
(*Sorry guys!*)

for the last time. everyone that's me in the pic !!!! :)

and melissa returns !!!! :)

i'll puta pic of my real dad just to prove im right! lol

okay fine lvrgrl90, sorry. hahaha

It's still kind of creepy that such an old guy is with an 18 year old, though.

ANYWAY...........Welcome to the forum. :D

lol its cool ya i ti screepy but oh well ;) thanks

lol @ eduardotehfreak i'll see u later then

they didnt critisize me they thought he was my dad.. and im hot anyways so wht if people dont think i am..

i know you werent... but u were talking now :)

All, the same, it'd be just as well to be careful if you do submit lvgrl90. Some of the dudes on the front page can be like zombies during a feeding frenzy.

ok i will king :)

Alright then, a few questions..
1 What sparked your curiosity in joining the forum?

2 lvgrl90 means:
lovely girl born in 1990 (I gues that makes you 18)
lava girl 90 (did the other 89 burn?)
??

3 do you post on bastardly.com? who are you?

4 when you buy an ice popsicle, do you lick, or do you bite?

5 who was the first president of Mexico

it means LAS VEGAS girl and yes born in 1990 im 18

i always read the articles and shit on here so i decided to join to see what u guys would say

i lick and bite a popcicle

and no i hevant posted yet just joined

and the first president of mexico was guadalope or someting

haha sorry for being intrusive again but.....

if you're 18, that means you must've just turned 18 recently (it IS still pretty early in 2008)

soooo wouldn't that mean that you've been dating your guy since you were a minor?? (unless of course you just started dating last week and he waited for you to turn 18).

;D

I guess so TLA

ha

im straight, but i REALLY hope that dude has ALOT more money than he looks like he does if your 18 and with a dude in his, eh? IM GUESSING HERE>...mid 40's?

i mean, shit, hes not even sporting a rolex...and im poor as fuck and i have one...

i only mention the money thing cause you brought up the fact he was....

"i guess you can call him a sugar daddy :-P"

.....and i apologize for assuming it was your dad or uncle....doesnt really make it any less creepy tho honestly....

sorry, but im just being honest....

Good point Phil - sugar daddies should just oooze money, which he doesn't...

Go get another one honey, this one just may be taking you for a ride, and not the good kind...

i actually think its 16 for nevada

hes not really my sugar daddy i just said that to make it sound better lol...

You know I never understood that...

Some states have the age of consent at 16 but you have to be 18 to have gay sex. That's retarded. lmao

anyway... I still think it's creepy for a guy 40+ to be with an 18 year old and even more creepy for him to be with a 16 year old (since it's legal in nevada at 16)

LV - Not now that we know the truth...

not safe for work

oh ok whatever that means

glim's nsfw? whats that mean

ohhh gotchya

whoa! how i have missed the entertainment...
i kinda knew that that was your man melissa, thats why i kept my macking to a minimum. let me upgrade you...

(just kidding)

Why Loki - are you not feeling well today...

"i kept my macking to a minimum" that's just so not like you...

Loki - I'd take you up on that, but next thing you know you'd be saying it wasn't you and shit... I know how you operate...

Besides living in Cali we already have our share of earthquakes, I really don't need to be inviting one in...

Loki can make the earth shake like a quake...

Yes, I am

then let me welcome you into my world of womanising. you're kinda cute ;)
what is your sign girl?

sorry T i can't help it.

glad to entertain you T. catch you later :)

If you had your top down in picture 1, we wouldn't even notice the guy. Well we would have said something, but the guys wouldn't have cared.
So how is Bruce Campbell anyway?

Ok. We'll see how it all goes.
Good luck lvgrl90.

i like the 2nd pic, looks a bit like angie with bangs.
i thought that was her dad, i was like "why is her dad holding her like that" then i thought "maybe its her step dad", THEN i thought "OH...i see"

claire forlani? no way maybe just the bone structure thats it tho