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    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
     
    Hey Guys!!
    I have been reading the bastardly for quite some time,so today I just decided to join the Forum as well....
    Some of you may have talked to me or something on the front page,where I am...You guessed it!!Yeah,also B.!hahaha,yeah,im very creative.
    Anyway,I will just say some random stuff about me.
    I am 20 years old,brazilian,crazy for sports(mainly soccer,boxe and horsebackriding) and I looove animals!!hehe
    thats it for now!!
    Hopefully I will get a nice bastardly welcoming from you guys!hehehe...
  2.  
    you'll get a nice welcome from me B. ;)
    welcome to forum land. it's nice to have some of that brazilian beauty back here...
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    Hey B.
    Good to see you.
    And a nice bastardly welcome to you!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
     
    ok... b. here's a basatrdly welcome. ;)


    newer
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    Awe - Glimmer shines again...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    :)
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    hahaha...thanks you guys...
    And glimmer...so romantic of you....hehehe
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    yes b. you know the real me. :)
  9.  
    Yeah B!
    You should make some caipirinhas for the party!!
    Welcome B.....You may know me a Richard-Schlicting in the front.
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    Hey B welcome
    a lot of us have different names here in the forum
    i'm john on the front page
    bring on the Caipirinhas and Picanha!
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    hey B...shes really cool!!! nice to see another cool person from the front page joined the forum...

    im Phillip McCracken On the front page BTW...

    welcome back here to forum land!!! glad someone cool joined in the last couple of days!!!
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    Welcome.
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    Good evening. Welcome to the civilised side of the bastardly.

    Well, except for the porn. And the swearing. And shell-shocked blotds coming back here to bitch and whine. And...
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    Hey!

    Why B and not A or C?
    1- You are a B student
    2- You like honey
    3- To B or not to B

    Boxer shorts or Briefs?

    What do you know about the forum so far?
    • CommentAuthorCherrypie
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     
    ....I had no idea there was a bastardly forum...it's like a whole new world has opened up to me XD
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
     
    yes there is a forum...and don't forget that i'm here for you cherrypie


    one
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    Hey B.
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
     
    Thanks you guys!!
    Caipirinhas on me then.....hahahaha...
    So Im cool??Awwww....im feelling so loved right now!!hahaha
    I am a B because Im a bitch manolo...Not an asshole,and not a cunt,a Bitch.hehehe
    But yeah,I like honey as well...hehehe
    Well,I've been browsing throw stuff...So I learnt the obvious:Phil hates useless celebrities,Loki has a to do list,and the BLOTD sometimes come here(of all places) to get validation,and you guys have some random yet interesting discussions...haha...
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    There's also a pool in the back....
    Oh crap, was I suppose to mention the pool?
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    yeahhh!pools are good!!!pool,caipirinhas,picanha...I think it will be a good time....hehehe
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    What pool?..There is no pool.

    Jking
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    "What pool?..There is no pool." - Then what the hell have I been skinny dipping in all this time....
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    skinny dipping...? where?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Wouldn't you like to know... (if you were properly stalking you'd already know....)
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    in my defence. i stalk like 90 per cent of the bastardly hotties... it's just gets hard to keep track sometimes. now i gotta add Pinchy to the list too. man i should just retire from the quagmire lifestyle...
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Skinny dipping is fun!!Too bad theres no pool...hehehe
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    a question. if a reletivly large person happens to come bowling into the pool, wearing nothing but a leaf (adam and eve style)... is it still concidered skinny dipping?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I know you do Loki - poor baby - so many women so little time...

    LOL - I guess it depends on his "size" it still could...
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    "reletivly large person"

    Relative to what? Are we talking slightly over weight or are we talking a Jeremy Bosco planet sized cannonball?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Yes, but body mass does not indicate his penis size... I say if its small it could still be skinny dipping... then again if he's big but having sex with a skinny chick that too could count... no?
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    ^ "fatty dipping"...?
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    i'm talking clinically obese. i think One has the discription down...
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    Ah Loki...So you mean...When they get in the pool and it all runs over and there is no more water left in the pool kind of obese?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I thought that was called whale watching...
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    lets just say kelly clarkson
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    Ah....She kind of pudgy, but cute....
    So no fat people in the pool is what you are saying?
    Jeremy Bosco...Be warned.....That means you.....
    What about horseplay?
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    defo some horseplay going on if i'm there. whether allowed or not. i'm a rule breaker, damn it!
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    Kelly Clarkson's just a bit chubby IMO.

    Now Melissa Joan Hart on the other hand... man the harpoons.
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Hahaha....Well if the person was clinically obese os something I wouldnt be skinny dipping with them,so I dont really care....haha
    And....whats horseplay???
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    No horses in the pool - how many times do I have to tell you boys...
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    whats horseplay???

    naughty antics baby!
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    lol T
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    B - horseplay means goofing around... rough and tumble...
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    Oh man!? So what have I been doing all these years? I thought it was horseplay.....No wonder the animal rights groups got involved.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Yea - and the next time you decide that you want to play water polo please remember that...
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    *bow head in shame* LMAO T....That was hilarious!
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    *bows* thanks Ed...
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    hey now, lets not be ripping on kelly clarckson..... you know how you know shes NOT FAT?

    id have no problem letting her sit on my face....
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Welcome to the forum B.

    BTD you are too funny. You'd really let Kelly sit on your face?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Phil would let most chicks sit on his face (as long as HE thinks they are hot that is... )... its one of his favorite things to do...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    b. horseplay is what happened to the guy in seattle. ;)



    i'm sorry.someone beat that !!!!!!!!!



    it's locked away........try....... ;)
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    LOL TLA that comment is funny....most chicks turns into the TRUE statement...as long as i think they are hot...and thats not all together true either.... i kinda find Paris Hilton hot...when her left eye is covered...and i wouldnt put my face anywhere NEAR that...

    and hell yeah Anababy....id SO let Kelly sit on my face... i dont know why, but i find her very attrctive... i think im lost in this one picture ive seen of her....
    well 2...

    these 2....and yes i realize she prolly doesnt look like this anymore...



    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Hows this for my first try....

    horseplay
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    nope...not good enough .everyone remember that guy from seattle. ???? ;)
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    :O) -
    You best watch out though...Any Horse play and you know who's coming to town?
    Come on....BTD knows!!!!
    O yeah baby! Chuck "Fucking" Norris:
    dd
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Hahaha...I was thinking horseplay had something to do with me riding horses,or maybe poneys...ha...Oh well,never mind.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Is that in the lines of inner species erotica B?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Kidding...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    still not good enough.my joke is still winner and champion.


    now, don't make me do an encore !!!!!!! ;)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008 edited
     
    B. as mentioned in some past thread here. it's belived as as been verfied by a female member her. that females that ride horses are tighter down there' and better control of those muscles too. hmm....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I'm just picturing chicks sitting around a stable discussing muscle control... now that makes me wonder how do they know they have better control then those who don't ride... I ride and yet I have never really actively thought about that while riding... hmm maybe I don't do the kind of riding this topic would come up in...
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    i wouldnt be surprised by that assesment Glimmer... dont they need to use their thighs and lower waist muscles more to stay on the horse as to not fall off?

    i wouldnt be surprised if after a few tries a women who rides inscently prolly could find cerrtain muscles were string for riding horses...
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    For more on what Glimmer is talking about and more on why women tend to be tighter and have more control that ride horses
    No horse play meaning no rough play by the edge of the pool. I was a life guard for 3 summers. They have it on every
    american pool sign of "rules of the pool". It's so people don't slip and fall by the side of the pool hit their head and fall in and drown. That is the main reason for the sign. Any sort of injuries can cause a lawsuit so they try to keep all play inside the pool....Where it is safer.
    There are also those idiots that insist on jumping into the pool and on top of people too. Those people need to be drug around by a horse for a while. I must have treated at least two or 3 kids per day for head and bodily injuries, because some idiot jumped on them. Quite a few times they were concusions and those are no joke. BTD can tell you.
    So when the sign says no jumping......"NO JUMPING!"
    Back to the fun!!!!
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Hahaha....I wish i had something remotely witty to say here now,but unfortunately its just not the case!hahaha
    And as i said previously I ride horses...the classical equestrial jumping over obstacles you know?And after that my friends and I always sit to debate over who has better control of the muscles...Its just normal talking among girls...hehehe
    Anyway,I think Chuck Norris is tottally cool!
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    B - so do you do show jumping / cross country or do you also do eventing... that's pretty cool... for fun or competition...

    I ride purely for fun, but I do like going to the shows...
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    OMG no..cmon, please spare me the chuck norris shit.... its so unfunny...

    if someone can actually explain to me why those dumb CHuck Norris things are funny, id really aprrciate it...

    but i dont "get" it.... and everyone knows my sense of humor is broad....but, i just dont GET what is so funny about those dyumb chuck norris sayings...

    like WHY chuck norris and not say Jean CLaude Vandam? or David Hasselhoff?
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    :O).....Muscle control.........You know who likes muscle control.....
    Chuck "Fucking" Norris likes mucle control!!!!
    Seriously though....Women that ride horses are know for obvious reasons to have better muscle control.
    dd
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I am doing it just for the fun now,because I dont have much time to pratice....But a while back I went to all competitions here...And I still compete sometimes.Its classical jumping,like in the Olimpics you know?
    About Chuck Norris...I find it very funny to say that he is invencible and uber strong,because he obviously isnt.And he has a pathetic look to him,which only makes it even funnier.Vandam could probably kick you ass in real life...But Chuck Norris?haha...Come on.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Jean Claude is a pussy (who has gotten his ass kicked in bars several times)... My brother in laws whole family would kick my ass if I shit talked Chuck (they are good friends)...

    Classical Jumping... haven't heard that specific term...

    I know there is eventing / dressing / hunters / etc... but I live in SoCal so I'm sure there a other terms to it as well... Our computer tech guys daughter does eventing (she's really good) - just the amount of time she practices just getting the horse to "dance" is amazing (she has no social life)...
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    haha...I just roughly translated it from portuguese,I dont know the term in english though....Im not a big fan of eventing though...I like watching it,but I prefer the other stuff....But maybe you can enlighten me on the right term for what I do...Its the one they have on the Olimpics,with Rodrigo Pessoa,Ludger Beerbaum,Ludo Phillipaertes and some others I cant think of right now...
    Jean Claude is a pussy??Seriously???ah....Bummer.
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    Classical Jumping...Me too.....Except I pronounce my J's like the spanish.....Like an H..... :OP

    I'm just being a kidder.....I'm really more of a neo-classical J(h)umper..........Long story short....I like to ride
    rodeo style!
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    see, now i feel left out... the only think i ride is hot women.

    my loss i guess.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Its just generalized as show jumping - I think the discipline it took for you to do that is great though (cause I hate the english saddle)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Give me a western saddle anyday... besides with my aunts horses I needed that pommel in case of random bucking (which was often... lol)
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    Who would have known that you were all so equistrian....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I was on a horse before I was on a bike... lol... my aunt breeds them (mostly for show though) and since I was the baby of the family I got to be the first person on about eight different horses...
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    damn i missed the jokes... glimmer made me laugh back there. just had to state that...
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    I love horses! They're such beautiful animals. Too bad there's no room for horses in LA.....Unless you live in a big expensive ranch in Malibu, or something like that....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    Or you board them... Just go east toward Inland Empire and your set...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    for tla.....inland empire

    ;)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008 edited
     
    and thanks loki...i'm always gonna remember seattle !!!! *arrrgh* ;)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    and b. it doesn't matter if Jean Claude is a pussy??Seriously???ah....Bummer.

    i'm here...and well i'm likley a bigger p ***y. but it's the thought that counts right ???? ;)
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008 edited
     
    Ohhh Glimmer....you had me on that super romantic bastardly welcome of yours....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     
    *ha ha *


    :)
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    hello
  86.  
    Hi francois.......Why is this akward.

    Anababy.....I do have a big ranch in Malibu....Come on over....I also have the antidote......
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    Hi ed, how's it going? I'm doing fine, just wondering what the hell i will eat for lunch later

    it was a bit awkward before, but now its VERY awkward...
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    I was just messing with you....Just thought it was odd....A "hello" amoungst all the chatter.
    Anyway....I get free breakfast from Lexis-Nexis this morning so I might go light on the lunch.
    Probably just have the oatmeal packet I have in my desk....Any ideas on your side?
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    haha, i know dude
    lexis-nexis, i had a friend who works/worked for them. they on 57th street right?
    i had an oatmeal packet for reffus too, cinnamon spice.
    for lunch i'm going to have a greek salad & mineral water. trying to lose some winter weight so can i wear a polo shirt without feeling chunky.
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    Yeah....I'm me too....On the diet front......
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    Oh....And Lexis came to our firm to do breakfast....Down here on Pine st in Lower Manhattan.
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    i was down on Pine Street a few weeks back, felt like a wave of water was going to come and wash me away, it so close to the water. i'm so used to the altitude of my 'hood

    i'm going do a crash diet, like dina. hahaha
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2008
     
    Well,Im on a diet too(sort of)
    But its not a crash diet...Its just me,trying to be healthier and lose a bit of the extra kgs....Thankfully Im on a very active life style with all the sports and stuff,so it just makes it easier...
    Ah,Hello to you too, Francois!
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    hi B.
    i'm 27, live in nyc, married,
    i also love animals, although i would never call them that to their face. i have 3 cats & 4 lovebirds, and 1 turtle.
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2008
     
    Ohhh!!I loveee new york!!
    3 cats,4 birds and a turtle??Sounds good...hehehe...I got 2 dogs.And 2 horses...Though the horses dont live with me,oviously,but still...hehehe
    Nice to hear a bit from you anyways....
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    LOL you wouldnt love NY if you lived here...

    i live outside NY, and theres nothing worse trying to look for a house to buy, and seeing hwo houses that are 45-75K everywhere else in the USE is 500K plus here....

    living outside NYC is NOT worth that

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