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loki's... wanna bang series...: "I Wanna Bang..." vol. 11 featuring Elsa Pataky (NSFW!!!)

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    May the hottness continue... and this week it's the chick that started the "Great Leg Debate" (pstroyer should know what i'm on about) Elsa Pataky. the chick is hot. i shall not even bother with the ramble. I Wanna Bang...
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    OW!!

    bonus... nice



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    Very pretty. Nice eye shape.
    Good choice loki.
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    Hey loki, very nice pick!
    i've been droolin over this chick for over a year now.
    of all people, i can't believe she goes out with adrien brody
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    i have no idea who adrien brody is... but i'm hating on his game none-the-less...
    she is HOT!
    ...and thanks for the appreciation guys... then again who could hate...? :P
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    loki....ask eve.... who he is.....
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    Adrien "the shna-oze" brody

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    oh! it's eve's nose guy. what a bastard...
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    Nice last picture Loki....Made me forget all the others...For the moment anyway.
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    somebody had to mention it. only one word for that one... "NICE"
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008 edited
     
    ed...but the pictures will never forget you... ;)


    and yes loki.. the 'nose guy' . :)


    anyway brody was very close to being the lead in the speed racer movie. it came down bewteen him and that emile guy if i read correctly. guess he lost by a nose.... ;)

    sorry could resist. brody's cool with me... :)
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    hahaha! yeah... good god, the nose looks about 100 years older than it's host. lol. (eve don't kill me).
    okay i'll leave him alone. my hate for him doesn't even compare to marko jarics. infact it's more slight envy than detest. haha!
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    i got nothing against brody, in the 3 movies i've seen him, he was a very charming bastard.
    thinking about it...if he was a normal/loser, you would have to feel even more sorry for him cause of that thing on his face....he also looks like the singer of the black crowes. they could be brothers
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    Elsa is hot and has a great body. I really like her eyes, they're gorgeous. Yeah, she is too pretty for Adrien Brody but he is charming. I can't really explain it but I've always thought Adrien was sort of cute in a weird way despite being slightly ugly physically. hah
    But I do think he has nice eyes. It's just that nose that ruins his face and makes him look funny.
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    That's my hope Glimmer, Yes, that my hope.
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    it's his charm ana... eve is less resistent to it, but even you can't fully escape it. lol!
    the guys got some serious game.
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    Yeah he does have some serious game...I have to admit....Although it is kind of interesting that to clean his nostrels he must use the Eiffel tower......Just a warning Adriene day at the tower is probably something you want to avoid.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    Did he by any chance break his nose in the past and never fixed it? I've seen some people who have really big, ugly, and crooked noses and they said it's because they had broken their noses several times.

    It's hard to believe nature would create such a grotesque nose.... especially on such a charming and otherwise cute guy.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    i'm really glad some one not traditionally 'hot' getting such attention. :)
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    Why the fuck is she going out with that fugly guy? What a waste. Same can be said for Bar Ofsoapli. And Miranda. And Adri. And...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    no one ever roots for fugly guys ??? oh i forgot everyone expect me is hot. oh i forgot....

    ha ha ha.........
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    Glimmer, If no one ever roots for fugly girls why should we root for fugly guys?? Fair is fair! hah

    And I'm sure you're hotter than you say you are Glimmer. Why do you always speak so negatively about yourself?
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    us peasants must be allowed to express our distaste for the lucky, rich bastards of the world. it's only fair...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008 edited
     
    ana... i always root for outdsiders/social misfits/sexual misfits/ losers/weirdos/ etc..

    yep and i always root for them over 'traditionally' hot people...



    so it's cool to me that brody has some traits that make for his lack of non trad 'hotness'


    granted i don't have the talent/money/media profile that he has. but it's still cool to see something aside from a generic version of 'hotness' count...


    so i smile....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    so yeah ana i root for 'fugly' females too......
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    i remember her parents saying that they don't want her to marry him. they didn't say WHY, but i imagine its cause he's ugly. haha. this was in the spanish magazine HOLA
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    they don't want that nose in their genetic lineage, hahah. thats why
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    Speaking of rooting for fugly...I dated a girl just after high school that struggled with acne....To this day....For some reason, a girl with a bit acne on her cheeks kind turns me on.....Is that wierd?
    Also women with smaller boobies turn me on too....Not totally flat...but between a and b is kind of nice. I appreciate all size though...Well except for the massive mammories....That is a total turnoff to me.
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    hahaha, you crack me up ed.
    but yeah, small boobs and acne...those are for a MAJOR disqualification
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2008
     
    Well Loki,once again you are spot on!!!
    Elsa Pataky is just fucking hot!!!!!!!!
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    sweet. my "B. hit/miss" ratio is still on the up ;)
    glad you like :D
    • CommentAuthorEve
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2008 edited
     
    Adrien Brody...eeeehhhhhh *drools like Homer*.

    "oh! it's eve's nose guy. what a bastard..."

    Oh my god, people are realizing I'm actually an addicted to big-nosed guys...Yes, I have a problem (I can even picture myself at the WABN -- Women Addicted to Big Noses -- meeting: "Hi everyone, my is Eve and I have a problem").

    And François: "but yeah, small boobs and acne...those are for a MAJOR disqualification ". I don't have acne, but I'm a 34B. Is it that bad?
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    i'm hardcore-obsessive, big-natural breast type of guy....sorry eve, but i have made exceptions for chicks who have normal tits, yet are smart, have pretty faces with great bodies and artistic passions
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008
     
    hehe Eve I'm a 34 B as well. and I also don't have acne.. I get breakouts sometimes (who doesn't?) but it's not an ongoing thing.
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    cool
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    34 B is where it at....I like the way the look in blouses and shirts much better than C's. B cups are my favortie personally....Although.....If they don't sag...C's can be nice. Anthing beyond that is out of my range.
    The Acne things is weird to me...Not sure why. Not like I don't like clear skin....But Acne won't turn me off.
    PS...My wife is 36C and some and has perfect skin.......So my body type isn't always a determining factor.
    I wish I had an younger picture of her though....She was the most perfect woman I had ever seen. We're hoping
    after the one hip surgery and than the second surgery shortly after....She can get back to her healthy weight. She'll
    always be the most beautiful woman on earth to me, but she doesn't feel she's sexy at her weight....And that counts
    for a lot....Plus it's hard to be sexy with excruciating pain constantly. :O(
    Oh well...I'll have to find a picture.

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