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Bastardly News & Gossip: David Blaine doesn't die yet again

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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008 edited
     
    every time this guy lives through one of his goofy anachronistic stunts
    a little part of me dies
    the angry bitter part that looks kind of like the inside-out bear from The Prophecy
    it's a big part though so i'm not really worried about it
    but it is slowly dying
    and it's david blaine's fault
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008 edited
     
    picture to help with my obscure imagery
    http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/jmcronshaw/prophecybear.jpg
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    i've seen him 3 times while doing his stunts, the time he stood still in for like 3 days on top of a pole in bryant park. the time he froze himself in times square, and the one when he put himself in the snow globe.
    all the while, i kept thinking. "i wonder which starbucks is the least crowded right now"
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    Damn, don't let that bear loose, it it causes half as much damage as in that film,(in it's death throes) I'm going to have to get a new pair of running shoes.

    Get a free diver to do it, that would soon burst his bubble! ha
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008
     
    that's funny KB i wasn't sure anyone else had ever heard of that movie
    it doesn't even have a wiki entry
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008
     
    I think David Blaine is hott. Am I weird?

    haha
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    Yup, saw the film a good while ago. Got it on DVD somewhere.

    Won't catch me going camping in the woods..
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    I have to find my copy too....Funny looked it up on imdb and found they listed some funny errors:
    Revealing mistakes: Obvious dummy for M'Rai when he is killed and thrown by the bear.

    Revealing mistakes: Clear use of wires when Hawk is thrown by bear.

    Revealing mistakes: Obviously stuffed bear to represent dead monster-bear floating in the lake.
    Sort of like David Blaine existence....I'm going to have to find this tonight and watch it.....Much to
    my wifes dismay. :O)
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    ana
    i'm thinking yes, but will go with the diplomatic "to each his/her own" statement.

    on the subject, me personally.... i think this thread should have been called "David Blaine: Douche"
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008
     
    So I guess I am weird. lol

    I usually like a certain "type" of guys but then sometimes I think really random guys are hott....like david blaine...
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    i can't judge really ana. i cannot judge blaine appearance but the guy seems slow as hell, also looks like he's been to stonie island (if you know what i mean)
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    for reals, blaine seems retarded at times. i would hate to hear him read out loud
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    LMAO francois!
    never thought of that... but it's truer than it should be. hahaha
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    thats the way i keep the loudmouth assholes quiet in class, i make them read out loud, some of them don't "read so good"
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2008
     
    I don't care, David Blaine is hott. I'd do him.

    Even if he looks/sounds perpetually stoned.

    Francois, that reminds me of the movie Zoolander. "Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

    lol
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    hahaha, thats right, forgot about that scene, that was funny!
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    Slightly off topic, but can someone slap Chris Angel in the mouth for me?
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2008
     
    Criss Angel is gross. David Blaine is hot. :)
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    chris angel who??? that guys 15min were up quick
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    15min? I think he only got like 30 seconds in and they pulled the plug. They are like...Hey this guys is cool...Wait...
    No......Ok, off with his head...
    • CommentAuthorJennyClaire
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008 edited
     
    For those who are really familiar with Blaine and his little character traits, here's a parody of him:

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    ok, damn it. I didn't properly post the link for youtube, aghhh

    so here's the retarded version.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     
    I used to think he was pretty cool... when he was a magician/levitator/whateverthehellhewas. But these little "stunts" he's pullilng lately are just old and tired and lame. I'm ready for him to go away now.
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      CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     
    And yes, I thought he was hot too. Now he's so annoying I don't know why I ever thought that.
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    i saw this on T.V yesterday. kinda hard to believe he pulled it off when the guy had something that resembled breathing apparatus in front of his face... the twat
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    Here Jenny....I posted it the special way:....So funny!
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    Ed- glad you liked the vid.! How'd you post it like that? I tried hitting "link", then put the web address, and then hit "close tags" and it didn't come out....what did I miss here??!!!
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    that video has like 20,000,000,000 views
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    Jenny. use the code that says "embed" to the right of the video. paste that and you're good to go...
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    jenny, all those instructions are in the stickys: images and shit. i think
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    ahhhh, thanks guys...I'll try that next time. When it comes to computer stuff, I can really be such a dunce <;0
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    Yeah...Listen to Loki.....He is you got a 9 milimeter...You'd have to 9's!
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    Lol, testing...thanks Loki, that way too easy ;)
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    Now trying doing it standing on your head trying to drink a coffee and munch on bagel......And you thought we were all just sitting on our asses. :O)
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     
    Damn! Stop staring at me

    : |
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    what a freak :|
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    There's more...It's pretty funny...Just the stare is so hilarious.
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    LMAO!!!
    just watched this... that was hilarious! the second one was the winner...
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    the stare he did at the screen when he did a trick.... toooooo funny
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    "stay with it baby...I've got some magic"

    Hahaha...
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2008
     
    He is so cool and sexy. Omg I am in love. haha
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2008
     

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