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loki's... wanna bang series...: "I Wanna Bang..." vol.12 featuring....erm..... Jessica Simpson (sexy legs edition) {NSFW}

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    Okay... i feel i kinda need to justify my reasons for entering jessica into the series. first off, she is cute. it may be debatable, but i think she is. for example-
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    -thats cute in my book. plus i know she's abit (maybe alot) of a dizzy blonde. but hey... this is "i wanna bang..." not "i wanna engage in interlectual conversation with...". okay, okay... maybe i'm being alittle too defensive here. but hey... i think the girl is all kinds of hot. she has a perfect body... simply perfect. and as for her pins... well, i'll just let the pics do the talking.
    is intelligence overrated? i dunno, but it wouldn't stop me...
    enough justification. i would totally bang...
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    PhotobucketOW!!!





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    I have to say....As dumb as she is...She is super hot......The picture with the white shirt and the white pantys above is so smoking hot. Indescribable how hot that photos is to me....
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2008
     
    loki...she's supposed to do a song about that football guy she's dating (that's right i don't really read deadspin for the sports..)
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    i know, ed... maybe one of the best pieces of photography of our age, lol. seriously... that picture is HOT!!!
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    never listened to her music ever, glimmer. i don't intent to either. unless i'm watching a music viseo. but it'll go in one ear and out the next...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2008
     
    loki..you need my computer (remember i don't have pc speakers) and you're all set. ;)


    anyway loki....alot people that don't jessica or her music think 'she can sing'.


    anyone share that view back here ????
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    well i don't think she can't sing. may not be the best. but she can sing....
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    She can sing.....Although she way oversings.....Don't worrying I won't post her version of Angel again.
    If you were ever to have the luck to bed her....You may want to poke out your ear drums first.
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    PS the picture....Is it me or does she look a bit high? And what the hell is that? A Rolling pin?
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2008
     
    I think she has a good voice but doesn't know how to use it. Her voice isn't great, but it's still above average and better than most pop singers' voices.

    I agree that she tends to "oversing".

    Anyway, Jessica is hott. Who cares what anyone thinks? I know a lot of people are picky (especially on this site) and after being exposed to supermodels, they can't seem to enjoy hotties like Jessica. But she's pretty, cute, sexy.... I'm sure no straight man would turn her down.



    andddddd...... I couldn't resist:

    jessica

    hehe
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    I'd have to agree....But you know....Some of the front pagers have those high standards you talk about! LOL.
    Serioulsy though, I can't speak for anyone else...But she pushes my buttons in the right places.
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    OMG Ana!!! lol...where the heck did that picture come from??!!
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    Nice loki.
    A couple of contributions.

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    nice additionals king... thanks ;)

    ana
    lol! i remeber that pic. funny!
    • CommentAuthorB.
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    After seeing her in Daisy Dukes,I sort of have to agree....She looked super hot there,and when she puts in the effort,she has one of the hottest bodies EVER!
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    Jessica Simpson?? WTF

    Hm... there must be some nsfw stuff of hers out there somewhere.



    haha one of the better fakes.
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    bloody 'ell One. where do you manage the to find these?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    Not a bad choice -
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    i use to like her, but i feel i know too much about her to NOT like her.
    but going on looks alone, yeah she's hot and i would bone her, and then afterwards i would cry in the shower for doing so
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    tears of joy francois...? no...
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    Her douchebag father made the place where I worked go to Fridays up in Times Square for boneless wings because we didn't do them and I refused to debone them for her stupid ass.

    She's a fucking idiot.
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    i would have been scared of eating a boneless chicken wing, how the fuck are you sure its chicken if doesnt have the bone? nasty...like chinese chicken
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    I think she has crooked eyes. Otherwise, I'd play house with her.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    FUCK. I don't know. I can't stand her smile. I'd do it for the lulz.
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    Her douchebag father made the place where I worked go to Fridays up in Times Square for boneless wings because we didn't do them and I refused to debone them for her stupid ass.


    LOLOLOLOL! Fuck yeah Chef!


    I shouldn't post three fucking times in a row, I'm aware, but first I changed my mind, then I missed that reply. So there.
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    what was that chef...? more...?





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    More? ok.





    Wow, Jessica's a slut! ;)
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    ^^dude...
    the head one is hilarious...
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    the bj pic is awesome!
    • CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    Hey now, I've got no problem looking at her, she can look drop dead gorgeous one minute and look like stir fried shit the next. Oh, and I'd tap it until she said something smart, which could be a very long session of bangin'.


    Gimme some more
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    loki/fa yeah that blowjob pic is insane. since who tapes themselves with a cam that big ???
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    hahaha! that camera is kinda big. what's he filming, a fucking blockbuster?
    lol @ the chef...
    and that song kicked ass.
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    Oh man... I haven't heard that song in ages! Thanks, Cheffy!
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      CommentAuthorjihad
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2008
     
    I see your Gimme Some More, and offer Break Your Neck.

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