Ladies & Gentlemen...boys & girls....I give you....Schadenfreude Pie!!!!!



A pie....so evil, I had to paint my fingernails & toenails black just to be able to bake it!!! A pie so malicious that it requires you to listen to black metal while cooking it!!!! A pie so spiteful and hateful, it makes all the shit Phil & I say about Hayden Panettiere seem like compliments!!! A pie that is so bitter & violent, it will beat you and tell you to say that you tripped and hit a doorknob!!! This pie will fuck you, leave you and never call you. This pie will not respect you in the morning. This pie will puke on your carpet, hit on your girlfriend and then refuse to apologize. This is the pie that will drink your last beer, smoke your last cigarette and drink milk straight from the carton. This pie...doesn't wash its hands after it goes to the bathroom. This....is Schadenfreude Pie, people.....it doesn't need you or your fucking charity!



Facts about the Schadenfreude Pie...

This pie started the Great Chicago Fire.

Schadenfreude Pie killed my parents, raped my sister and gave me cancer.

Schadenfreude Pie is the official pie of Big Tobacco.

If you give a Cubs fan a Schadenfreude Pie, they will instantly explode into a violent rage.

Every night, the United States Government eats Schadenfreude Pie and laughs. Hysterically.









I made this pie for my husband earlier and he loved it, so I thought I'd share the recipe. Enjoy.


And if you're wondering why I'm up so late, I'm packing....tomorrow....I leave for Ireland. I shall return on Weds/Thurs.

if anything is going to make me fall off the 'sweet tooth' wagon and have to attend S T meetings, that'd be it.

Enjoy your trip dellia! :)

Oh. I didn't realise that you were going for a business trip either. Or that you felt that way about it.
Ah well. Hopefully you can enjoy some small part of it.

Ok... In that case go and have a miserable time. :)

well thanks for the intro to the pie. :)

yeah cmon dude, LOL i shared pics of my trip to LA...which according to Jeremy Bosco, i just stole the pictures off someone elses website and claimed are my own vacation pictures since im so fat i cant get out of my house....

maybe you can do what i did with my trip to LA, u know, go online and find pictures and just post them and SAY you went...LOL...but seriously cmon, Family holdings?!?!?! take some pictures of that!!! that sounds like it would be cooL!!