So.. I watched it all the way until the spanish version came on just to see how bad she was. Absolutely terrible, I mean Cristina Aguilera was bad at spanish, this idiot can barely out the words.
This is how you do it:
Avril, eres una puta idiota hija de perra buena para nada!

oh god nooooooooo..........!

what did we do to offend you this bad, manolo? whatever it was, i'm sorry!
it's better you come to the u.k. and physically torture me in person. i'd be able to stand it more...

*bursts into flames*

Hahaha, well, I listened to it, and I couldn't bare the pain alone. I had to share some.

And they're kind of ugly and uncomfortable. And promoted by those haggard cougars on Sex And The City.

I will bust some John Tesh & Yanni out on you if you keep this malarky up.

German was funny. haha.

Avril needs to go away. She's way too old to be going through an immature "punk" phase and it's fucking annoying. Her ugly face and no talent need to be put away for good.

I tried Manolo, I tried...but as soon as I heard her voice some unseen force (possibly the funk force) moved my hand and clicked pause. I did however recognise some of your sentence! :) That alone was worth the near terror. Hahaha

That shit is epic.

ed: I looove motivationals.

:)

Yes, we can.


let us be EPIC.