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All Things Sexy, Hot & Wild!: Let's Make Love [Vol. I] featuring....[NSFW]

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    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008 edited
     
    JOAQUIN PHOENIX!

    Okay Bastards... Welcome to the very first installment of Pinchy's "Let's Make Love" series. And what better way to start off than by featuring such a fabulous hotty as Joaquin Phoenix.
    This guy has it ALL. Dark. Brooding. Mysterious. Rugged. Tragic hero. And not only that, but he's a hugely talented artist.
    He's got dark hair and light blue eyes that could make a gal swoon.
    In a word he is undeniably dreamy.

    So without further adieu I present to you Mr. Joaquin Phoenix. Enjoy!

    Photobucket


    OW!








    • CommentAuthorEve
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    Oh, I love him!...One my top 5 favorite actors and absolutely gorgeous. I love his thick, black eyebrows and the upper lip "scar" (I've read an interview where he mentioned he was born with that, it's not a scar from hare lip correction surgery as many people think).

    *I have the feeling his eyes are actually green, they look blue sometimes though.
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    Yeah... I think they are green too. That was a typo... Sorry 'bout that.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    I think he's gorgeous. I've always liked him. Only problem, and this is a big problem, is his height! He's short! I like my men 6'0" +
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    He's alright.
    • CommentAuthorEve
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    I'm a shorty myself...so he's pretty damn perfect for me, lol!

    But I wish he hadn't his teeth fixed (they used to be slightly crooked, and now he has the infamous Hollyweird veneered smile). But what a fantastic actor!...I remember going to the theater to watch Gladiator and the only thing I knew about him was the fact he was River's brother. His performance blew me away...Commodus could have easily been a caricatural role (if played by another actor), but he nailed it: you feel sorry for/repelled by him; he's tragic yet cruel; unmerciful but at the same the most fragile one.

    A little after Gladiator I watched "Quills" and he's even better in this one. The fact he worked with great actors also helped a lot (Michael Caine, Geoffrey Rush and Kate Winslet are a way better than Russell Crowe and Connie Nielsen).
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
     
    hehe He is 5'8" and I am 5'8"... not good!
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    i like him, he looks like he could be my older brother
    and last time i checked he's on mrs f.'s top 3 dudes.
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    I like him too, seems like a good dude. He is definitely a very, very good actor. And has great 'presence' too.
    Great choice Pinchy!
    :)
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    lmao! great pinchy. loving the name.
    yeah. i like the dude. gives some kickass performances. good actor, great choice...
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Awesome! Glad there is such a positive reception to not only Joaquin, but the thread too. Thanks guys.
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    Pinch, i'm sure you probably knew that, Let's make love, is also the name of a great movie by marilyn
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    Ah yes! Good eye francois. :)
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Awesome, Francois! I have to admit my ignorance. I DID NOT know that. But it makes for a happy coincidence. Wish I could say that that movie had influence on my decision to for the title.
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    i was kinda expecting stephen jenkins though Pinchy. haha!
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Hahaha... I would have. He was the first one to pop in my mind, obviously. But since KB already put him in twice I thought I'd go for "fresh." Don't worry. It'll happen. Just wanted to start off with a bang.
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Start off with a bang? well, decide, do you want to bang, or make love, which is it? ;-)
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    And an excellent start it is.
    • CommentAuthorMrPinchy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonite!

    Thanks guys.

    :)
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    another reason WHY Joaquin is the man!

    NSFW (Never Seenthis fuckin wovie) - i know what nsfw means, but i hate those words








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    sweeeet francois!
    your thread has been nsfw'd too pinchy. this really is like wanna bang, hahaha!

    (edited really bad grammer)
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    hahaha
    ...if joaqo would have licked/kissed/sucked her nippies, that movie would have for sure have been an nc-17
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    thats pretty much a perfect breast there... guy must have been fighting the urge...
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    kate's mugumbos are ...are....are...madonna...get me a towel
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    i've only goy this "dissolve on contact" tissue for you to work with. but hey... better than nothing, huh?
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    tissues are the worst! i always see ninjas in movies/shows using facial tissues...fuckin weird
    heavy duty beach towels clean up best
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    they ain't built for a major clean up op. they must be for the "slight dribblers" of the world... if you know what i'm sayin'...
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    hey, joaquin is going to clean up by using the white sheet he pulled off kate, haha
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      CommentAuthorThe_Chef
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    I dig Joaquin, I lived in his valley when I lived out west.

    Duh-duh-dun.

    San Joaquin Valley. Ha!

    : |
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Nice way to start the series...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2008
     
    sticking along hoe gender lines are viwed.

    we have guy centric version call wanna bang and a female based one called let's make love

    i seriously nothing to say on this aside from it's funny. ;)

    and pinchy congrats/this was first outing anf you the front page/bring the list thing. :)

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