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    Ninja tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry

    Ninjas make onions cry

    A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.

    Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

    Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

    Bullets dodge ninjas

    Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them

    Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle

    Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time

    Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines

    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

    Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)

    Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)

    Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired

    Ninjas always wear a bandanna

    Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)

    Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)

    No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)

    Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)

    ninjas dont own a shadow

    Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)

    Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)

    Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves

    Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)

    If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)

    male ninja+female ninja= Power sex

    ninjas are always right

    Ninjas are awesome

    Ninja don't sweat.

    Bullets can't kill a ninja.

    Ninja invented skateboarding

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

    Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

    Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

    Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

    Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

    Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

    Ninja invented the internet.

    Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

    Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

    Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

    Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

    Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

    Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

    Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

    Ninja Lack any personality

    Ninja Wear headbands

    Ninja Fight skillfully with any object

    Ninja Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

    Ninja Live in your house secretly for days

    Ninja Can remove their shadow if needed

    Ninja Hurl shurikens

    Ninja Go anywhere they want instantly

    Ninja Catch bullets in their teeth

    Ninja Kill themselves if they make a noise

    Ninja Can run 100 miles on their hands

    Ninja Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

    Ninja Have cool words like Seppuku

    Ninja Are masters of disguise

    Ninja Can hover for hours

    Ninja Flip out and kill everything

    Ninja Are completely self-sufficient.

    Ninja Split planks vertically with their nose

    Ninja Can hide in incense smoke

    Ninja Kill people.

    Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

    If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

    Ninjas can divide by zero

    ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them

    when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down

    when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja

    what ever ninjas touch turns to gold

    Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

    Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
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    i think we need a ninja instructional video for the masses...
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    hahaha Loki...I've seen some of his videos and they are hilarious....especially his one "being emo"....lol, ....."Finish yourself!!"
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    i must admit, i find some of these guys vids funny. yet i hate some of them. but, this ninja thing got a laugh out of me...
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    the ninja vid is funny, but i would have found it funnier if they dressed up like ninjas
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    lmao
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    they ran out of tissue francois...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Those were great... Thanks francois...
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    loke, toilet paper is the next best thing, hahah
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    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.


    noticable ninja facts. lmao
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    Love these crazy kung-fu kitties

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    Hahahaha.
    :)

    Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
    Got that right!!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    Ninjas can speak in wingdings.



    HAHAHAHAHA.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
     
    I can speak in webdings ;)
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