Ninja tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry

Ninjas make onions cry

A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.

Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

Bullets dodge ninjas

Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them

Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle

Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time

Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)

Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)

Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired

Ninjas always wear a bandanna

Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)

Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)

No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)

Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)

ninjas dont own a shadow

Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)

Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)

Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves

Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)

If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)

male ninja+female ninja= Power sex

ninjas are always right

Ninjas are awesome

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Ninja Lack any personality

Ninja Wear headbands

Ninja Fight skillfully with any object

Ninja Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Ninja Live in your house secretly for days

Ninja Can remove their shadow if needed

Ninja Hurl shurikens

Ninja Go anywhere they want instantly

Ninja Catch bullets in their teeth

Ninja Kill themselves if they make a noise

Ninja Can run 100 miles on their hands

Ninja Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Ninja Have cool words like Seppuku

Ninja Are masters of disguise

Ninja Can hover for hours

Ninja Flip out and kill everything

Ninja Are completely self-sufficient.

Ninja Split planks vertically with their nose

Ninja Can hide in incense smoke

Ninja Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Ninjas can divide by zero

ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them

when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down

when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja

what ever ninjas touch turns to gold

Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..

hahaha Loki...I've seen some of his videos and they are hilarious....especially his one "being emo"....lol, ....."Finish yourself!!"

the ninja vid is funny, but i would have found it funnier if they dressed up like ninjas

they ran out of tissue francois...

loke, toilet paper is the next best thing, hahah

Love these crazy kung-fu kitties

Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

HAHAHAHAHA.