him and his girlfriend, that pay me money ill strip, throw me an extra 500 bucks ill fuck everyone at the party slut Sarah Larson broke up....

big surprise. im starting to think that people really DO know the facts when they say women for him are a beard....

let me tell you a secret there TLA...every guy ive ever known thats been overly Promiscuous....turned out they were gay.

for example... a dude that was a year younger than me in high school. he had sex with literally every girl in his grade and the grade below him....think 85-90%?

hits the winter of my Senior yea, his junior year.

a guy i was friends with went with him and a group of people to a basketball camp for training or skills shit like that.

my friend didnt want toshower with the other guys.

he proceeded to go use the shower in the coaches room. one of those stall showers? really only fits one person?

and had his bathing suit on.

this kid who was fucking literally every girl.....

he walks into the coaches office, takes off his clocthes, and gets into the stall shower naked with my friend and proceeds to make lude comments and such.

sometimes people just cant own up to what they are.

So what are we saying about Loki - SO KIDDING....

Yeah...I guess I'm in the wanting to bang a thousand chicks category. Or at least before my right arm grew three sizes to big....

u know, right now theres only one women i want to be with.

Oh, Phil....don't make me blush.












Anyway....


Clooney's girlfriend was a class A whore...maybe he wanted better. Who knows?

Dated Renée Zellweger, Mariella Frostrup, Krista Allen, Céline Balitran, Lisa Snowdon, and of course Sarah Larson

Yeah, he's a little to slick to be totally hetero.