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Bastardly Conversations: Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darkness
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- CommentAuthorTLA
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported Monday.
Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.
The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.
"Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.
About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness.
The first sunrise will occur on August 20 and McMurdo's population will start to increase again in September when supply flights resume, peaking at more than 1,000 during the summer period.
125 scientists + 16500 condoms... there are going to be some fucking going on let me tell you... -
- CommentAuthorking biscuit
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
Wow. That's dedication to their research...wait a second...they are researching antarctic luminous lichen! -
- CommentAuthorTLA
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
lol - hell months of darkness you know what games they are playing... -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been bannedI knew someone who went to McMurdo. There is no sex going down there...unless you're fucking a penguin. -
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CommentAuthorlokiman the bastard
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
yeah, i doubt any fucking would be going on... well i don't know.
i'm just guessing extreme cold ruins the sexy vibe... -
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- CommentAuthorking biscuit
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
Maybe,but those bases are pretty cool as far as insulation goes. Something else that might help kill the sexy vibe would be nightly showings of 'The Thing!'
Hahaha
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CommentAuthorlokiman the bastard
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
ah... the days when puppets ruled the silver screen. lol!
that movie would definately kill a sexy vibe. -
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- CommentAuthorTLA
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
16500 condoms makes me believe that there IS sex going on there... -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been banned<blockquote>16500 condoms makes me believe that there IS sex going on there...</blockquote>
Mmmmhm....and you can also put a bunch of liquor in someone's house....but that doesn't make them an alcoholic. -
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- CommentAuthorTLA
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
If I shipped a case of liquer to a residence because they might be to embarrassed to go out and purchase the liquer then yes I would assume that they are going to be drinking said liquer... -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been bannedThere's no need for them to have that many condoms down there. -
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- CommentAuthorTLA
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
Apparently there is... lol -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been bannedNo....they <strong>THINK</strong> there's a reason for that many condoms. There really isn't.
THE END. -
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CommentAuthorjihad
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I think the answer is obvious...
...they did it for the LULZ. -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been bannedIf they did it for the LULZ....they'd have sent rubber ducks.
Or vibrators & fake vaginas. -
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CommentAuthorjihad
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008 edited
Maybe they're UV condoms or* flavored?!
WERE YOU EVEN AWARE?
*lawl. -
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CommentAuthorAzkadellia
- CommentTimeJun 11th 2008
I have been bannedAll I have to say is...those poor penguins....they're going to experience...
<img src="http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/24-buttsecks.jpg" alt="" />
And this isn't the first time it's happened.....no, this cockery has gone on since the middle ages.
OBSERVE AND LEARN. GAZE UPON MY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES AND BE WOWED BY THEIR...SHITTING...DICK...NIPPLENESS...fucking NyQuil & Robitussin....
<img src="http://ownedirl.com/ancient_wisdom/surprise_buttsecks.jpg" alt="" /> -
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- CommentAuthorlorin
- CommentTimeJun 12th 2008
when i clicked on the link, i was actually expecting to read something about the condoms to be used as "warmers".
then i thought, 16,500? is double/triple-bagging really necessary to keep it warm? (and isnt it painful?)
ah.ok,i see its for seks.
just for the LULZ, id probably ask for glow in the dark stickers (and batteries for flashlights to recharge the glow). or if the options are really limited, the least they could do is to provide us with glow in the dark condoms. 125 light sabers, that would be an awesome sight to behold. -
- CommentAuthorlorin
- CommentTimeJun 12th 2008
112 light sabers at least, i forgot about the female staff ;-) -
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CommentAuthorjihad
- CommentTimeJun 12th 2008
Double-wrapping your junk is SRS BZNS, and should only be done if you truly want to avoid AIDS babies. -
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