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    WASHINGTON (AFP) - Irreverent US comedian George Carlin, who became known as a voice of the 1970s counterculture and was one of the country's best known funny men, died on Sunday aged 71, US media reported

    All jokes aside...This guys comedy got me through a lot of hard times....He was one of the funniest and sharpest minds in the entertainment business. I will miss him.
    Here is a bit of a tribute to my King of Comedy....
    Seven words:

    On the environment:

    Dirty words:
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    He was hilarious...
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    Oh Noooo! I heard about this last night and I got tear in my eyes!!! I loved George Carlin.
    And I was planning on going to one of his shows with my family in the future (we are all huge fans).
    He was so funny and so so smart. A comic genius.

    :-(

    He wasn't even that old. His body must have worn down after so many years of drug abuse.

    RIP.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>He wasn't even that old. His body must have worn down after so many years of drug abuse.</blockquote>


    He was 71, anababy...
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    71 isn't that old. The average american man lives to about 78, no?
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      CommentAuthormoe
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008 edited
     
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    Thanks Moe!
    Anababy...He had several heart attacks....He was a heavy smoker for time and I don't think that helped.
    Too bad. He will always live on though.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>71 isn't that old. The average american man lives to about 78, no?</blockquote>


    71 is pretty old, anababy.
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    the first time i saw him was in here. i think francois posted it. it was about religion if anyone remembers. it was funny as hell.
    i take off my hat to the guy. he was hilarious. i got respect for the guy.
    thanks for the posts ed. i'll watch em all at some point ;)
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    some great george artwork

    George Carlin - JM DeSantisgeorge carlin
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008 edited
     
    71 may seem old when you're young and far away from that age but really its not that old. The life expectancy is much higher these days. In america, men are expected to live until 78-80 and women from 82-84.

    Besides, I am so used to seeing and being around physically/mentally healthy and active people who are 80+ so to me 71 is not old at all.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    Cool drawings lokiman.

    :-(

    He will be missed.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>71 may seem old when you're young and far away from that age but really its not that old. The life expectancy is much higher these days. In america, men are expected to live until 78-80 and women from 82-84.</blockquote>


    I guaran-fucking-tee that I am older than you are, you can stop with the condescending bullshit, anababy.


    And those are just NUMBERS. They don't mean shit.
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    Az WTF is wrong with you!?
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    you've gotta stop doing that shit!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Doing what? Arguing my goddamn point? Oh, excuse the ever-loving fuck out of me for having an opinion. I'll stick to being T&A.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    What the fuck? I didn't do anything to you. You don't have to explode at me for no reason. You act as if you're offended just because I said 71 isn't that old. Seriously, what's wrong with you? You can have an opinion and be civilized you know. There is no need to take things so personally.

    71 is not old enough to die and that is a fact. He died 7-9 years earlier than the average male and its because he's been having heart problems for a long time now due to many many years of drug abuse. In fact, his last stint in rehab was in 2004. I guarantee you that had he been drug free for most of his life, he'd still be alive right now. So its not as if he died of "old age".
    My parents are both doctors and own two nursing homes and I work for them all the time and am around people who are 80+ all day. Interacting with the residents and seeing how active and young at heart they are really makes 71 years old seem young.

    When my parents heard that he died they were both shocked considering his young age, and not only my parents but any doctor would tell you that 71 is too young to die. But oh well, maybe I should leave me family out of this... Who knows what cheap insults you'll come up with against them... Because they're doctors and don't know anything, right?
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    Okay, this is stupid. Say whatever you want because I am not fighting with you. You're just acting like a psycho. I didn't do anything to you so I really don't know what the fuck your problem is.
    That is really unacceptable behavior to me and I won't tolerate this kind of bullshit from anyone. You are ignored from now on unless you calm down and apologize.

    If you think you had a right to have that outburst then you are crazy and should go get some help. And as I've noticed, I'm not the first on here to be a victim of one of your outbursts so I know a lot of people would agree with me.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WAAAAAAAAABULANCE blah blah blah blah blah BUTTHURT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    sa mi sugi pula, putuoare nesimtite :)
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      CommentAuthorjmcronshaw
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    shouldn't it be "WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE"
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Yeaaah. My bad, JM. I'm too lazy to change it.


    <blockquote>
    sa mi sugi pula, putuoare nesimtite</blockquote>




    éist do bhéal. óinseach.




    You're not the only one who can speak & type in a different language.
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    what are you even arguing about? the most random fight i've ever seen...

    stop!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Excuse me? Did you just tell me to do something?


    No.


    Jog on.
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    oh shut the fuck up, dickhead... you've killed the forum. thanks...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    HAHA all this over an opinion of what is old... come on... old is relative to the person... if ana doesn't feel 71 is old why can't she just feel that way and if AZ feels it is that's her right too...

    Crap my niece says her dad is really old and he's 40.
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    exactly. how big a chip must you have on your shoulder to get mad at that. issues...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    yes, but the real question is how old is that chip....
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    Photobucket
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    lmao perfect Loki....
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>HAHA all this over an opinion of what is old... come on... old is relative to the person... if ana doesn't feel 71 is old why can't she just feel that way and if AZ feels it is that's her right too...</blockquote>

    Thank yooooou.
    <blockquote>

    how big a chip must you have on your shoulder to get mad at that. issues...</blockquote>


    And I didn't get mad at that. i got mad at anababy's condescending comment and the fact that she couldn't just see my point.


    Way to make me look like the bad girl.
    <blockquote>



    you've killed the forum. thanks...</blockquote>


    Oh, stop. I did no such thing. It's still thriving...people are just posting less because it's summer and it's nice out and there's shit to do. This happens ALL THE TIME with forums (people posting less). So don't blame it on me.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I blame it on Global Warming, hell I blame everything on global warming... its fun...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    I blame everything on nargles.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    exactly...

    "why were you late today?"
    Global warming...
    Narlges...

    they both work well...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    EXACTLY!


    "How come you didn't call me back?"


    'Nargles stole my phone'

    or

    'Global warming caused my phone to break'




    Like yesterday....Nargles stole my favorite swim-suit.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    condescending?? WTF? Wow, you take things too seriously. How was anything I said condescending? I think you're hallucinating.

    Its not even worth fighting with you, you are a lost cause.

    Now I see why people complained about you before...

    I don't know what the fuck happened to you in your life but obviously you have issues. You really need to get your shit straightened out because its unacceptable to go around treating people this way for no reason. I think you have repressed anger and like to take it out and innocent people.
    I've seen you do this numerous times on this site so I know I'm not the only one to feel this way. If this is the way you act in real life than you really do need help. People won't tolerate your crap forever and you'll be left all alone in the end wondering what went wrong.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008 edited
     
    Wow this is like deja vu or something...

    Ana honey I'm telling you its all Global Warming / Nargles fault really.... Trust me, the Aliens wouldn't lie like that...

    But if Az gets her ruby red slippers she can just click her heels and go wherever she wants... or does that only work for getting home...

    Must ask the Aliens next time...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    I thought you were ignoring me, anababy. I'm going to say this about myself, tell you something about YOURSELF and then I'm through with your BAWWWWWWWW-ing....because it's getting old.



    I'm just fine. I've got a lovely family, a decent career & the respect of my colleagues. I only come down on people who feel the need to run their mouths excessively.


    And newsflash, sugartits: you can't turn this around on me. You're the one that starting spouting off her bullshit first, not me. You can't just respect someone's opinion, then go follow behind mommy & daddy and go wipe some more asses, ok? People like you get eaten alive by people like me. You're a guppy. I'm a shark. You remind me of a lot of my students who come in and have the audacity to think that just because they were a hot-shot in high school, they're a hot shot in college and when they their asses handed to them, they cry foul. Guess what? People are going to disagree with you and say shit that you don't like and it's OK to tell them to fuck off...just like I did to you. You don't like it? Too fucking bad, kid. That's how the world works. You can walk around and proclaim innocence, but I want you to go back and reread this thread and then sit your pert little ass down and think LONG and HARD about what you wrote and how I replied. Don't be subjective about it...be entirely objective. And when you're done....come back and we'll talk. OK?






    And TLA...it only works for getting home. >_<
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    Damn... now I really have to find that flux capacitor I keep looking on Ebay but no luck...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    They took those off the market.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    Crap... and here I thought plutonium was going to be my hardest find...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Pffft. Plutonium is easy to find. I've got some in my bedroom. I'll mail it to you.


    But Flux capacitors....that's a different story. Those things...you can't find them anywhere. Last one I saw was attacked to a train....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    lol sweet...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Anything I can do to help.


    ^__^
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    Has George CArlin even been buried yet....Cause he turned over twice during this argument.
    Hail to the King.........Goodbye George......You gave me a lifetime of laughter...No matter how old I am honored to become.
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    CALM YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN, PHIL.


    It's not all that.


    Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ.


    except change "PHIL" to "Azkadelia"
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    "Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ."?
    Please...Just watch out for lightening on the way home.....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    He just pasted what Az told him like yesterday...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    I was calm, Phil.


    If I wasn't, it would have been a whole lot longer and more vulgar.

    ^_^
    • CommentAuthorninja
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2008
     
    This is more vulgar than Carlin ever was...



    They're acting like Carlin sent them all home during a game of Sorry!...
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2008
     
    talk about exploiting a death to further push your propoganda... Can you be both agnostic and atheist??

    Plus how would he know all this (what he did in his shows), unless he watched George Carlin do his standup.... hmmm...

    George, split hell... wow that's some powers...

    So does that mean there are two hells now....
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    If that is true...The devil must be laughing his ass off right now.
    Maybe he'll have a change of heart and come out of the bowels of hell.
    In a George Carlin related movie.....Gods wrath is bit lighter:
    Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
    Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
    Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
    Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
    Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
    Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
    Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
    Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.


    Would Carlin be any better off in Heaven? Goalllllllllll!
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    lmao Ed.

    George Carlin is probably riding alongside Loki now...

    (edit- just spotted the "God hates fags" moving blip thing at the start of the vid. dude...)
    • CommentAuthorninja
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2008 edited
     
    are olberman and seinfeld jewish... cause that might explain it.

    lol...how this says "George Carlin is in hell, DEAL WITH IT".

    Old men + religion = really suck.
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    Seinfeld...Jewish yes....Olberman? Don't know because he wasn't mentioned in the Adam Sandler song, but I know who isn't, Hall of Famer Rod Carew.
    He only married a Jewish woman, but never formally converted.
    God hates fags? Oh crap....So Perez Hilton won't be in heaven? Gee...Now I'm bummed. Not!
    :O)
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