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    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2008 edited
     
    http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/756555450.html
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    Location: Near Downtown ?
    Wouldn't that be Midtown? Just curious.
    Look like Ice T, but lacks the busted ass bimbo on his arm.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2008
     
    I could see it a bit... Like a relative or something...
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    Yeah...A relatively with relatively no respect for his wife.
    Looks like he brushes his teeth with a louisiville slugger.
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    yeah he looks like Ice T... however he also looks like a total jackass. especially with that ridiculous ad.

    Married Man Seeks Girlfriend for Fun & Adventure (Near Downtown)


    LMAO!!! gotta love the disclaimer-esque last sentence

    Please only petite or medium sized ladies with good looks and passionate nature.


    kinda asking alot when yo look like Ice T's broke brother...
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    Yeah...You'd think he'd be going for a bigger audience....
    i.e. Likes'm large
    or I got donuts.
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    hey im old and ive seen alot...from my experiance... the guys that look like him, and sound like him....IE a complete douche...trhey are the ones that get the nice hot chicks...

    so, chanes are while were making fun of his pathetic ass, hes banging out some hot chick
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    Yeah...They really got to add critical thinking into to elementary school criculums.
    The doucheyness of this walking douche bag (at least I think he can walk) should be immediatly apparent to 95% of the female population of any age, but your right. He's probably scamming girls left and right and they're wondering why his 1985 toyota corolla doesn't have any seatbelts. "My Mercedes is in the shop baby."
    Watch cheaters often? Ever see the idiots these people choose to cheat with....I'm come on....If you are going to cheat at least go for the brass ring....Not Nadia the tranny hooker who heroin addiction is so bad she just shoots heroin straight into her brain now.
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    He's probably scamming girls left and right and they're wondering why his 1985 toyota corolla doesn't have any seatbelts. "My Mercedes is in the shop baby."

    LMFAO.....
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    Sad part is when he convinces a woman that the cockroaches in his apartment are just undercover security.
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2008
     
    He does look like Ice-T. Someone should email him...


    Sad part is when he convinces a woman that the cockroaches in his apartment are just undercover security.


    Lmao!!!
    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2008
     
    Oh I did message him. I asked him if he was Ice T. He said he wasn't and asked if I thought he was attractive. Hahaha
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    LOL thats fucking ballsy nancy. too funny.

    the dudes i work with the other day at lunch were talking about craigslist.

    i never realized people put personals and shit on there, this one kid was talking about how he was dicking around on there and contacted someone cause he thought she was hot, but didnt realize that it was in a weird catagory and it turned out when he met her, she was looking for a 2 on 1...with her and her boyfriend....

    the kid i work with said he came home and looked at it a few more times and realized what he did...

    kids and their drugs these days LMAO...

    but i was like, you can get dates on craigslist? i thought it was a buying selling ad kinda thing.

    everyone that was not a luddite laughed at how dumb apparently i am....
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2008
     
    hahaahahaa I love craigslist. Sometimes I go on there just to get a good laugh...

    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=m4w

    there are some real freaks on there.
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    Ha! Hot young asian stud...Now that just draw the eye straight to it.
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    Oh and Looking for Cougars....Roar! LMAO!
    Looks like it is mostly men unless they are big or don't shave...Anywhere!
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2008
     
    That is too funny... Some people I tell you...

    Yea, apparently you can put your baby up for sale too...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2008
     
    oh no i think the ad is gone...
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    This posting has been flagged for removal


    boooo!!! no fair. the legacy of his humour will live on. i wonder if he took it down cause he don't need it no more, i.e. he got lucky
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    He done dunked his bag and now his tea done brewed.
    I wonder who the luck lady is....Check you police bulletins folks!
    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    You can get anything on craigslist..including hookers. I got bored last night and was looking at the ads...what I think is funny is how the hookers call money "lollipops" or "roses" so they don't get in trouble. It would be hilarious if you tried to give a hooker 200 lollipops instead of cash.

    http://houston.craigslist.org/ers/760267775.html (NSFW)
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    dude LMFAO...holy shit nancy, u know, if i wasnt only interesting in the chick im with, id SO do that.....although 200 roses might be MORE than what shed charge?

    LMFAO...here ya go sweetie...200 blow pops, i hope thats the kind of lollipops you like!!!
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    That's funny...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    nancy the last craigslist thing you refed/posted yep the lollipop one is far got and gone. gone...*sigh*


    yeah could you save the ad in adddition to posting a link the next time you go craigslist crazy. i'd love to read the orginal text... :)


    so is lollipop a regional term nancy or is that nation wide. uh your geek has spoken... ;)


    really anyone can answer... :)



    and keep the c.l. list/flame of nsfw going nancy.... :)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    opps my fault.... the ad is still there nancy. i'm getting everything wrong today the first oh five or so time i try it. i'm gonna read the ad the *now*. :)
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    Glimmer, you should contact a woman on there for her services... Just show up with 200 roses and pretend you didn't know she was referring to money.
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    LMAO ts like calling drugs, CDS or SHIRTS over the phone so you dont get in trouble...

    yeah, i watched The Boys and Girls Guide to getting down...what the fuck of it!?!?! LMAO
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    I love how she says she's classy... that hilarious...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    ana...uh that photo is a reason why i say i'm not a fan of 'the pro' look but is anyone ????

    and yeah ana with my un 'persona' i sure she'd just see me and think 'scam him'....you really don't know how much of pushover i am. ha ha...



    btd you watched the boys/girls guide to getting down ??? that's been floating arounf the geek system/aka my hard drive for awhile. but like with most things i haven't gotten to watching it. and the said thing is it's not like i'm doing anything intersting or exciting. uh...


    ana...if i ever have sex... i'll surely chime in to you with details...uh....



    tla...don't most of them claim to be classy ??? ha ha....
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    I've seen that Glim - I think its hilarious...
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    too bad you dont live in NY Glimmer.

    you could bang out Ashley Dupree for 2 grand an hour if you make that kinda scratch.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    wow... ;)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    Speaking of which she's getting sued for identity theft... apparently used another girls Lost DL for girls gone wild...

    Also on the smoking gun
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    saw that on the cover of the NY post at breaktime today.

    give her a break. how else would she be able to show her underage tits on camera?

    jez, so many haterz
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2008
     
    lol -
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    It would be kind of funny, "I couldn't get enough lollipops....Are jolly ranchers ok." As you dump the bag on the bed.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2008
     
    ed but when you say bag and bed in the same sentence on the bastardly people think of the 'brown bag' her bit. ;)
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    Good point....Are Jolly ranchers ok?

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