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    • CommentAuthorNancy
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2008 edited
     
    My vote goes to...
    James Franco
    James Franco
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    Male: Mike Ness

    <img src="http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/mike_ness_01.jpg" alt="" />



    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/cartkitty/MikeNess.jpg" alt="" />




    Female: Kristen Bell.




    <img src="http://www.mannpill.com/images/stories/content/images/shaolinmonk/women/random/kristen-bell10220601.jpg" alt="" />
  3.  
    Adriana Francesca Lima, yum!

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    NICE!!!
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    az.... you and btd are gonna have a fight to see who acesses k bell first ;)

    you do know he's rather smitten by her.ha ha...*fight fight* ;)
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    I have been banned
    I'll send him a Tisdale in a box.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    'I'll send him a Tisdale in a box.'


    you mean like a real doll ???? ;)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    lol Glim...

    For me - that's easy

    Gerard Butler, baby...
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    *ah*... :)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    Who's your pick Glim...
  10.  
    Ashley Tisdale.

    i love KBell, but ashley tisdale does it for me. id do things to her that no man ever has, or ever could do again.
  11.  
    and why do i think if Az sent me Tisdale in a box she would be cold and lifeless.

    im not into necrophelia.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    btd...you cynic. ;)

    she wouldn't have to be cold and lifeless. how about something like this ??? ;)

    movie
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 22nd 2008
     
    TLA

    'Who's your pick Glim...'



    moe and jackson....
  14.  
    LMAO Boxing Helena. i love that movie regardless what anyone else thinks about it.
  15.  
    aw im upset...no one said Phillip McCracken!!!!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 23rd 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>and why do i think if Az sent me Tisdale in a box she would be cold and lifeless.</blockquote>


    That'd be Panetierre.
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    Orlando Bloom...yum!

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    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2008
     
    and we even get a pic/thanks mp9 !!! :)
    • CommentAuthoranababy
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2008
     
    Freddie Mercury!

    (Yes, I am aware of the fact he is dead and was a homosexual)

    As for celebrities who are alive and straight, I'd have to go with some athletes...

    Dwyane Wade, Ussain Bolt (my new olympics love.... his body is perfect), ...I am going to have to stop here though because the list will get too long if I continue...
  20.  
    Dwayne Wade

    arent u a lakers fan? Shame shame shame!!!!
  21.  
    That'd be Panetierre.

    LOL i bet Loki is happy he said lima right now
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2008
     
    ana...freddie mercury is a *great* answer/and don't worry people put dead persons on their pop crush all the time. so that's acceptable...
  23.  
    Anababy.....Put down the crack and call intervention. Freddie Mercury? I kid.
    Just to disuade you.....Freddie Mercury the normal guy:


    Maybe this will be the nail in the coffin:
  24.  
    Here are my picks.....My Angels.....
    Amber Heard:
    Amber Heard
    Shiri Appleby:
    dd
    Oh and Rachel, fucking, Nichols! This woman personifies beauty to me.
    dd
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Oh yeah and ALLISON MACK FOR THE WIN.



    <img src="http://rpg.justice-knights.com/females/M/a_mack1.jpg" alt="" />
  26.  
    Oh cute....I like moles and freckles......As long as they aren't big and hairy.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    She's 5'5" of pure cute.


    Even her feet are super cute.

    She even said so herself.
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    Alison Mack is hot. ive watched 2 episodes of Smallville, and i was saying to myself, how come none of the mens mags ever do articles on HER? but the other way uglier chicks in this show?

    hey, what can you do, not everyone has as awesome taste in women as i do. their loss.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>Alison Mack is hot. ive watched 2 episodes of Smallville, and i was saying to myself, how come none of the mens mags ever do articles on HER? but the other way uglier chicks in this show?</blockquote>


    Because she doesn't have super long hair & super long legs & she's not rail skinny or a conventional beauty.

    But she's got more fucking integrity & heart than anyone in Hollywood.

    The girl's blogs are some of the most thought provoking & unique I've ever seen.
  30.  
    She has blogs...What blogs? Please share....
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <a href="http://www.allisonmack.com">Allison's site</a>
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    Thanks!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    No problem.

    She's also got a YouTube page and about 308430219239824 other sites.
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    I'll check them out. Watched a bit of a video from Comicon and she really has a great presence about her.
    Smart and sexy and a bit charming. Nice. Thanks.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Be sure to hunt down the video of her singing.


    You don't be dissapointed. Trust me.
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    OK...Coolness.
  37.  
    what? did somebody say they were in the mood for some Hayden inspired goodness?

    you know you want some...

    yum
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    yummy
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    yum yum
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    i would...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Stumpy little harlot.


    And she should take those Louboutins off. Her ugly feet are ruining them.
  39.  
    aw, but she's so cute ( and has tiny, little, pretty cinderella feet). you know you guys love it ;)

    OW!!!


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    She reminds me way too much of a ex-girlfriend I had....Her crazy smile scares me.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    TLA

    'Who's your pick Glim...'


    Phillip McCracken!!!!

    :)
  42.  
    *Runs screaming from forum* :OP
  43.  
    no Glim... enough is enough. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! please give us the name of one celebrity you would bang. just one. one tiny, incy winchy name. it wouldn't hurt.

    (i'm actually beyond curious here.)
  44.  
    Phil isn't a celebrity right....Can I come back?
  45.  
    McCracken is just piggy backing off of the success of Beaver. Beaver is the real celeb. McCracken is a celeb by association. ;)
  46.  
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! *pops circuit*
    "Does not compute......Does not compute......Does not compute......Does not compute......Does not compute......"
  47.  
    I have to say the picture on the pink piano is growing on me....Well look who decided to show up....*runs again* I'll be back.
    *Minutes pass*.......*crawls back to computer*
    More photos.....It needs more sustanenance!
  48.  
    I have to say the picture on the pink piano is growing on me


    thats right, haha! fall victim to the power of Panetierre... whahaha!
    ...but in all seriousness. she does look particually hot there.

    More photos.....It needs more sustanenance!


    admit it... you just wanna see a little more of the cuteness. right?
  49.  
    Hell ya..... I Just wish she had a bit more hip action going on .....But most times I just make fun to make fun.
  50.  
    Something in a cheerleader uniform please.
    I'd seek it out myself, but day is turning in to a clusterfuck.
  51.  
    no probo. some Heroes caps-

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    ..and just for the hell of it...

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    McCracken is gonna love this thread now. bwhahahaha!!!!
  53.  
    Not sure, but I can't tell if that is pleasure or pain on the last one on the floor.
  54.  
    This is the one that popped into my head:
    dd
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    lol - Hey Loki - Lima might just get jealous if she knew how much your posting pics of Hayden
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>( and has tiny, little, pretty cinderella feet)</blockquote>


    *growls*


    They are NOT CUTE!!!! THEY'RE UGLY LITTLE HOOVES.
  57.  
    T- i won't tell if you won't ;)

    Ed- erm... OW!!!

    Az- i guess i like hooves then... hooves are hot...
  58.  
    stumpy. i wish my body was as manly and manish defined as hers is.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    lol Phil...

    What would your girlfriend say...
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    i dont think anyone would take her opinion seriously. she seems to wear rose colored glasses, when in truth if i went to the beach people would be trying to roll me back into the ocean.

    i will say this, i am a fat fucking disgusting opig, but Stumpy has WAY more cotage cheese on the back side of her ass and thinghs than i do.

    and thats FUCKING SCARY.
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    dude. show me a pic of hayden with a disturbing amount of cellulite and i'll agree with everything you say about her.
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    loki...its on the front page
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    i cant fucking find it. someone back me up here, there was a post with Stumpy, it had her in short shorts, bent over like a window getting food, and her thighs were COVERED with Cottage cheese.

    i cant find it.

    she was in like cut off jean shorts, and her thighs were disgusting.

    it was like at a food window.
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    Here..

    hp celulite
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>Az- i guess i like hooves then... hooves are hot...</blockquote>


    I'm sorry to be a bitch about it, but the girl's feet are fucking NASTY looking. I know foot guys that have wept openly when they saw them. They're not as bad as...Amy Adams'.....but they're not cute. You can tell that sports, certain types of shoes & probably dance classes have ruined them.















    *looks at the picture*




    OH GOD, TLA....I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!! I'VE GONE BLIND!!! I'M CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD!!!


    PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU....TAKE IT DOWWWWWWN.
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    W O R D.

    so....when do i get to hear loki say everything ive said about this stumpy slut is right?

    i am a HUGE fat 33 year old man and i dont even have this cottage cheese on my thighs....and shes supposed to be a hot and tight bodied 19 year old.

    with thights like THAT she is FAR from hot and tight....
  67.  
    we all strive for perfection. but if you all think THAT ranks as a "disturbing amount of cellulite" then i must be a one crazy mofo. all i see is a nice ass and dodgy lighting, so i still won't agree. (ah... the get out clause).

    but in all reality... do you really think that is disturbing? i just can't see anything wrong with that. forget what she's surposed to be, as a man... would that repulse you?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    This is for Phil.



    Phil Finally Gets Ashley Tisdale (or Kristen Bell)...




    <img src="http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/860/justkiddingtheresnocanduy8.jpg" alt="" />
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    Here a different one for perspective...

    hp another angle
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    LMFAO actually that girl kinda looks liek Kristen Bell too....

    your missing the point Loki.

    look at how EVERYONE (and she does) talks about her...like shes PERFECTION personified....if Hayden is PERFECTION, thats a fucking world i dont want to live in.

    the point is, for a bitch who thinks her shit dont stink, and, for the amount of people who talk about her like shes PERFECTION PERSONIFIED.....she should NOT have that much cellulite on her ass and thighs, should not have pecs instead of tits, and shouldnt be built like a midgetized brian urlacher.
  71.  
    Looks like Loki and I will just have to take from the front from now on.
  72.  
    thats cool McCracken. i know what you mean. i've been on sites where they are talking about her like she's kate beckinsale or adriana lima. i don't think hayden would make it into my top 20... but i see her appeal.
  73.  
    T. who's ass is that?
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008 edited
     
    Oops.. my bad thought is was Hayden... its not... that one is Karolina Kurkova
    damn google fucked with me...

    Here is another one of Hayden... lol

    hp
  75.  
    thats not hayden, plus it's the same pic again... FAIL! lolz

    (edit)

    well i guess you sorted that out then. ;)
    • CommentAuthorTLA
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    its fixed already... lol
  77.  
    i still wouldn't refuse that...
  78.  
    ah, we all have our opinions and i respect that.

    just remember that my policy is QUALITY not QUANTITY.
  79.  
    mine is quality... whether in in a high quantity or short supply. if it looks nice, it looks nice.
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    speaking of quality in high quantity. Adriana is looking beyong delicious on the front page. oh my...

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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Yes, she is looking very nice....


    ...but that voice....
  82.  
    Dude i would totaly fuck.
    Mariah Carey and Paris Hilton at the same time

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