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    YES IT IS TRUE. DOOM IS ANNOUNCING HIS CANDIDACY FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. AND HERE IS A ADVERTISEMENT POSTER FOR IT






    AND HERE IS DOOMS VICE PRESIDENT MEETING WITH VOTERS ON THE STREET; IT EVEN HAS OUR THEME SONG. " TRUST ". UGHH, YOU SHOULD IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE THOUGH.




    AND DOOM FEELS SARAH PALIN IS AN IDIOT

    REMEMBER, MAKE DOOM MASTER OF THE WORLD IN 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR ELSE!
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    Got my vote...
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    HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! you see, this is why i was pissed off when i saw your goodbye message on your front page account. dude you are a funny guy. damn...!

    vote doom you bastards...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    I am now officially announcing that I am running AGAINST Doom in 2008.


    You need a strong, beautiful leader who doesn't have to hide behind a mask.


    You need a leader who will get things done!


    You need a leader who wears corsets and has magnificent cleavage.


    And that leader is me, Azkadellia.




    <img src="http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/29/tinman3.jpg" alt="" />




    I have lots of experience in the field of global/dimensional dictatorship....erm...I mean politics, yeah.





    Observe.



    * I'm part of the Royal Family of the O.Z.

    * For the last 6 years, I've been the acting ruler of the O.Z.

    * I have won every election in the O.Z.




    Here's my platform.



    * I believe in drilling & mining for Moritanium to power our Sun-Seeder. With our Sun-Seeder, we can extend the growing season and produce the output of crops by 60%

    * I believe that criminals, dissidents and other undesirables should be placed in a "Realm of the Unwanted".

    * I believe that those who oppose the state should be punished. And by punished, I mean...i have their brain removed and put in a jar, be placed in a dome-like prison of my design or banished to the American Midwest to work in a crappy diner.






    So, this November.....do you want to vote for someone who spends his days fighting the Fantastic Four and being emo about his precious face.....or do you want to vote for someone who gets things DONE???



    Vote for me.
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    OH NO! I can't vote for you both...What to do? Azk? Can you not cross your eyes like that? I might vote for you than.
    What are your Platforms (other than your shoes) Doom?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    I can't help it, Ed. It's just how I was born.
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    :O) It's kind of cute.....I have to hear DOOM's (and whatever other overLordy thing comes along) before I can pledge my vote though.
    I like the sunseeder idea....I think it may also be a good thing for the Bees. Do they get a vote?...You know, since the whole SNL debacle,
    no one has really taken them seriously.
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    my competition may be beautiful but doom has an IQ well over two hundred, an intelligent leader

    and beauty does not intimidate some of these world leaders but an iron mask will, REMEMBER DOOM IS FEARED EVERYWHERE HE GOES

    DOOM ALSO HAS RULED LATVERIA FOR YEARS (I'M SO POPULAR THEY WANT EVEN VOTE ME OUT AND THEY BETTER NOT) so doom has also won every election in Latveria

    NOT TO MENTION DOOM HAS PLENTY OF INTERNATIONAL EXPERIENCE (HAS TONS OF ENEMIES FOR SOME REASON)

    FANTASTIC FOUR, LOL DOOM HAS DEFEATED EVERY VILLAIN THERE IS, SO THE WAR ON TERROR ENDS ONCE DOOM HITS THE WHITE HOUSE. REMEMBER, DOOM DOES NOT NEGOTIATE, HE WILL KILL YOU IF HE SEES FIT

    DOOM HAS RULED THE WORLD AND NOT JUST, OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHO ELSE CAN MAKE THAT CLAIM BESIDES DOOM

    DOOM IS FOR ENDING HUNGER AND POVERTY AND HERE IS DOOMS SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES



    HE PROMISES A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT AND A CAP IN EVERY ASS

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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    It's still to tough to decide...Where are you both on flying monkeys and the need for superhero / villian regulation?
    How about Tornado reform and will Peter Griffin be in that position while he is putting every chicken in every pot. I just worry because
    that looks painful. Especially when you consider asphault may come into play at some point.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    Doom, I am here to reply to your outrageous statements.


    <blockquote>DOOM IS FEARED EVERYWHERE HE GOES</blockquote>


    Not true. Doom is not feared here in the O.Z., nor is Doom feared in Metropolis, Gotham City, Star City, Keystone City or Coast City.


    <blockquote>
    DOOM HAS DEFEATED EVERY VILLAIN THERE IS</blockquote>




    Not true. Doom has not defeated the following people:

    Apocolypse, Mr. Sinister, Lex Luthor, The Joker, The Penguin, Onslaught, Doomsday, Brainiac, Bizzaro Superman, Thanos, The Riddler, Catwoman, Black Manta, Galactus, Kang The Conqueror, Magneto, Emma Frost or General Zod. I have written testamonials from all of these aforementioned people confirming that Doom has not defeated them.



    <blockquote>DOOM DOES NOT NEGOTIATE, HE WILL KILL YOU IF HE SEES FIT</blockquote>

    Then explain why The X-Men, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four and the JLA are all still alive, Mr. Doom?


    <blockquote>
    DOOM IS FOR ENDING HUNGER AND POVERTY</blockquote>


    Doom is a despot who spends his days trying to get back at Reed Richards & trying to bed Susan Storm-Richards.






    In conclusion, what have we learned?



    Doom is full of empty promises.

    Doom can, has and will lie to you about his past and his current agendas.

    Doom is incapable of defeating FOUR people.





    Why vote for a liar & a despot?





    If you, my Bastardly colleagues vote for me, I can promise you that:



    I will rid the realm of the threat of unwanted terrorists, such as the infamous Ahamo.

    I will reduce Papé attacks by blocking off that area with a large wall.

    Milltown will be segregated from the rest of the O.Z., as to also prevent cyborg attacks.

    I also promise to fix The Old Brick Road and give all citizens of the Realm two free tickets to see The Mystic Man.




    Mr. Freek, I hear your concerns and I am here to address them.



    <blockquote>Where are you both on flying monkeys and the need for superhero / villian regulation?</blockquote>


    I do not know what my counterpart will do about flying monkeys, but I have experience as a tamer of wild beasts and I have recently sought regulations to use flying monkeys and Monkey-Bat hybrids as forms of communication.


    As for superhero/villain regulations, I will seek these heroes & villains out and force them to register with the government, as to be able to monitor their actions. Any damage done to city property will be billed to them and not to you, the taxpayer.


    <blockquote>
    How about Tornado reform</blockquote>


    We have recently harnessed these formerly destructive forces and are now using them as "travel storms". It's a safe and perfectly green form of public transportation. Doom? He prefers using fossil fuels.
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    LOL ALL LIES, COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO PADS THEIR RESUME. SOMEONE WHOS VICE PRESIDENT CAN'T EVEN RUN A CLEAN CAMPAIGN OR ANSWER A QUESTION, WORSE THAN SARAH PALIN

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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Mr. Doom is resorting to childish tactics now.

    I have not announced my running mate yet, but assumes that because I have ties in the magical community that I will do something like...use a "broom".


    What do you think I am, a witch?

    A wicked witch?


    Mr. Doom frequently changes his platform on things. I do not waver and I do not negotiate with terrorists.
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    AND AS FOR MR. FREEKS QUESTIONS

    Where are you both on flying monkeys and the need for superhero / villian regulation?


    FLYING MONKEYS ARE A ENDANGERED SPECIES, (AND DOOM WILL FURTHER THEIR ENDANGERMENT)

    DOOM WILL SIT DOWN WITH THESE SO CALLED HEROES (ZEROS) AND PSYCHO ANALYZE THEM.

    THEIR WILL ALSO BE A HEAVY TAX IMPOSED. THIS TAX IS TO PAY FOR ALL THE PROPERTY DAMAGE, IDENTITIES, AND COVER UPS

    How about Tornado reform and will Peter Griffin be in that position while he is putting every chicken in every pot. I just worry because


    TORNADO IS JUST A FORM OF NATURE, BUT DOOMS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE LOKI WILL SPEAK WITH THE GODS ABOUT ENDING THESE POINTLESS WORLD WINDS. DOESN'T THE WIND BLOW ENOUGH! WILL PETER GRIFFIN BE IN THAT POSITION WHILE HE PUTS CHICKEN IN THE POT.

    NO. ITS PETER WHEN HE THOUGHT BRIAN WANTED AN ASS RACE. SEE WE IN THIS PARTY ALSO BELIEVE IN HAVING A GOOD TIME EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Do you see?


    Doom does not have your best interests at heart.



    I do.


    I am a loving and benevolent ruler.


    Here's a picture of me with my sister, whom I love very much.


    <img src="http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2007/11/28/18/297-5N30N1KUSHMAN.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.JPG" alt="" />
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    I know of the ass race fiasco, but I was just curious....For Peter's ass sake.
    I like your answers Azk....I like them a lot....let me ask though:

    Why is The Old Brick Road and why has such a national treasure in OZ been allowed to get so tarnished.
    Oh and let me ask...Curiosity killed the poodle right...OK...Why did the Scarecrow get a diploma when he still had no brain?

    It also worries me that you have so many testimonials....Do you hang with this kind and if so are you under the influence of their lobbying efforts?
    I mean...The Joker doesn't run your campaign does he? Just making sure.

    DOOM....I liked that you don't already have testimonials, but I worry that psychoanalizing superheros might take your away from more important things
    like killing the Fantastic 4. Not that I have anthing against them...OK I do. An orange brick wall wearing jockey shorts is just to fucking much...I mean
    come one.
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    If I can have a candle light dinner with your sister.....The Zooey Deschanel version in particular....I'd be irremovably swayed.
    DOOM....She broke out the Zooey card...Not much I can do there....That's my favorite chick on the planet.
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    ALSO....DOOM....I NOTICE, THE MORE I QUESTION YOU....THE MORE I GET TRANSFIXED WITH THE "YOU" AND "ME" ON THE POSTER YOU
    HAVE ABOVE....AND NOW I CAN'T STOP USING CAPS.....THE ROOM IS SPINNING.....AUNTIE EM, AUNTIE EM.......MY PIG TAILS ARE A MESS....
    HELP!!!! I LOOK HORRIBLE IN BLUE GINGHAM AND PATENT LEATHER SHOES.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>Why is The Old Brick Road and why has such a national treasure in OZ been allowed to get so tarnished.</blockquote>


    The previous administration did not care about relics in the O.Z.

    I do. I believe in preserving our rich and vibrant history. That is why I will form a committee to rebuild the Old Brick Road to its previous glory.


    <blockquote>Oh and let me ask...Curiosity killed the poodle right...OK...Why did the Scarecrow get a diploma when he still had no brain?</blockquote>


    Ah. Once again, the previous administration allowed this straw man to ascend to power without checking his credentials. If I am not, mistaken, this occurred during my greatest-grandmother's stay in the O.Z. Such things will not occur again, I promise.


    <blockquote>It also worries me that you have so many testimonials....Do you hang with this kind and if so are you under the influence of their lobbying efforts?</blockquote>


    I do not hang with this ilk of people, however, unlike my opponent, I like to do research. If you would like, you may speak to my campaign manager. His name is Zero.
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    Zero....The Hero?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Yes. My running mate is my sister, DG. I have decided to announce this, as of right now.



    <img src="http://www.tvaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/scifichannel/TinMan/Zooey_Deschanel_as_DG_in_Tin_Man.jpg" alt="" />
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    The previous administration did not care about relics in the O.Z.


    Ah. Once again, the previous administration allowed this straw man to ascend to power without checking his credentials. If I am not, mistaken, this occurred during my greatest-grandmother's stay in the O.Z. Such things will not occur again, I promise.


    AH THATS RIGHT, BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE ADMINISTRATION BEFORE YOU.

    DOOM IS MASTER OF OZ
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    :O) - Maybe I can be second man....Is she free tonight? I will cook....I'm wonderful at cooking. Can you tell her that...:O)

    Fairy Country though? Do you think this will attract the wrong kind of people? One thing having winged people, but assless chaps
    might be a bit too much.

    Does Baum still write you letters? I know you wrote him a few.....

    Oh...And how are the Winkies since the death of their Witch?

    Have you ever thought of forging an alliance with the Middle Earth and making this whole place a bit more interesting?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>
    DOOM IS MASTER OF OZ </blockquote>



    <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l159/smeagol14/Tin%20MAN/tin-man10.jpg" alt="" />



    No, Doom.


    I am Empress Supreme of the O.Z.

    <blockquote>
    BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE ADMINISTRATION BEFORE YOU. </blockquote>



    Like how you blame Reed Richards for all of your problems?



    <blockquote>
    Oh...And how are the Winkies since the death of their Witch?</blockquote>


    The Winkies are quite well, thank you. They currently oversee the mines.


    <blockquote>
    Have you ever thought of forging an alliance with the Middle Earth and making this whole place a bit more interesting?</blockquote>




    I have made numerous attempts to contact Aragorn, but alas, he does not return my messages....and my MoBats come back dead every time.

    I suspect treachery.


    I have recently reached out to a school of witchcraft & wizardry and have donated a significant amount of money to them.
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    DOOM.....I want Dorothy / Zooey....Sorry man. I will still try and stay unbiased in my questioning though.....For the others....

    Azkadellia mentions Old Brick Roads...What do you plan to do for infastructure and the poor shape of roads and bridges across the
    literal and figurtive planes..?

    Oh and can someone slap Palin upside the head already for officially being a total dumbass?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>
    Oh and can someone slap Palin upside the head already for officially being a total dumbass? </blockquote>


    Longcoats have been sent to deal with her family and my sister is arranging for a house to fall on her.
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    DOOM DOES NOT BLAME REED RICHARDS FOR HIS PROBLEMS, REED RICHARDS HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS. DOOM HAS TRIED TO HELP REED RICHARDS ON MANY OCCASIONS BUT WAS REFUSED.

    HE WAS CONSIDERED AS A FRIEND OF DOOMS.

    A QUESTION FOR MY OPPONENT. DOES YOUR SISTER GET THE JOB BECAUSE SHE IS QUALIFIED, OR JUST BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR SISTER. IS IT TRUE YOUR SISTERS SEXINESS IS BEING USED AS A DISTRACTION FROM THE REAL ISSUES AND DIRT SURROUNDING YOUR CAMPAIGN?

    LIKE HOW YOU CAME TO SUCH A POWERFUL POSITION IN O.Z
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    DOOM....I see that intend to conquer the USA rather than win an election....So this begs the question....Do we have a choice really?
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    Thanks for the house...The slap is nice, but the house is the gift of gifts..

    Distraction? Her sister? No distraction here.....Azk? What's kind music does she like? Hopefully not just music from the 1930's.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>DOES YOUR SISTER GET THE JOB BECAUSE SHE IS QUALIFIED, OR JUST BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR SISTER?</blockquote>


    My sister, DG, is more than qualified for the job. She is a levelheaded and responsible young woman who has excellent problem solving skills.

    <blockquote>
    IS IT TRUE YOUR SISTERS SEXINESS IS BEING USED AS A DISTRACTION FROM THE REAL ISSUES AND DIRT SURROUNDING YOUR CAMPAIGN?



    LIKE HOW YOU CAME TO SUCH A POWERFUL POSITION IN O.Z </blockquote>



    No, I am not using diversonary tactics, Mr. Doom. And I came into this position the same way you came into yours, Mr. Doom.



    Now, let me ask you this....is it true that you intend to enslave mankind?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>What's kind music does she like? Hopefully not just music from the 1930's. </blockquote>


    Mr. Freek, my sister likes folky types of music, as well as big band standards and traditional O.Z. children's songs.
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    Too bad about the treachery...Sorry about the mobats....
    I have recently reached out to a school of witchcraft & wizardry and have donated a significant amount of money to them.

    Do you think Hermoine will be there?....Played by you know who of course...
    Man...I'm really liking the look of your administration.
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    Mr. Freek, my sister likes folky types of music, as well as big band standards and traditional O.Z. children's songs.
    Oh really....Folky huh. *gulps* Note to self....Bring guitar to dinner.

    DOOM...If you were to be voted in...Or take over....Who would be in your Black Cabinet?
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    Wondering....Azkadellia....The map of OZ looks rather like a patch quilt of sorts.....Any reason why.....Or is Toto barking up the wrong tree?
    PS....I mean Toto the dog and not the everybodies working for the weekend Toto.....Of course you know that....*hits self in head, Chris Farley fashion* "God, I'm so stupid.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>Wondering....Azkadellia....The map of OZ looks rather like a patch quilt of sorts.....Any reason why.....?</blockquote>



    That's an antequated map of the original ruling districts.
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    DOOM....I see that intend to conquer the USA rather than win an election....So this begs the question....Do we have a choice really?


    YES THERE IS ALWAYS CHOICE, BUT JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED DOOM HAS NOT THREATENED TO KILL YOUR FAMILY IF NOT ELECTED. WHAT IS MY OPPONENT REALLY TRYING TO SAY?

    AND JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T BELIEVE DOOM TAKE A LOOK AT OUR CAMPAIGN POSTER



    ENSLAVE? SUCH HARSH WORDS. MY INTENTIONS ARE ON THE POSTER ABOVE. ONLY I DR VICTOR VON DOOM KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YOU! THE PEOPLE RIGHTS, THE PEOPLE HAVE ONLY THOSE RIGHTS WHICH I INTEND TO GIVE THEM, BELIEVE ME, IT IS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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    That's an antequated map of the original ruling districts.

    But is it comfy?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>BUT JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED DOOM HAS NOT THREATENED TO KILL YOUR FAMILY IF NOT ELECTED. WHAT IS MY OPPONENT REALLY TRYING TO SAY?</blockquote>


    Quit shouting, Doom.



    I never said I'd kill anyone's family, Mr. Von Doom. Resorting to lies & slander again. Typical Doom tactic.


    Doom wants you to OBEY him.


    OBEY. He wants you in a subservient position in life.


    I merely want people to have a happy life.



    Azkadellia loves you all.
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    Ah I must go....But you can continue......

    It might persuade the voters....You know....seeing more pictures of Zooey and Hermoine.....

    DOOM....And compromising pictures of Susan Storm-Richards that might persuade the vote?

    I'll check back later with more questions....
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    I like to frolick...Will there be and Pro-frolicking legislation in any of your administrations?
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    DOOM CAN SEE YOU EDITED YOUR ORIGINAL STATEMENT, DOOM IS HONEST, BENEVOLENT, AND CARING. SEE HOW MY OPPONENTS ORIGINAL WORDS DISAPPEARED FROM HER FIRST POST. IS THIS THE TYPE OF LEADERSHIP YOU WANT.

    NO, DOOM JUST WANTS WHATS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST, AND SOMETIMES YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 26th 2008
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>I like to frolick...Will there be and Pro-frolicking legislation in any of your administrations? </blockquote>


    Yes. And skipping.



    <blockquote>DOOM CAN SEE YOU EDITED YOUR ORIGINAL STATEMENT, DOOM IS HONEST, BENEVOLENT, AND CARING.</blockquote>


    Doom, I went back and edited my original post to fix the broken picture in it.

    Not once did I ever say that I would kill someone's family.


    People of the Realm, do you want a leader who will force feed you lies and rules by fascism....or do you want a leader who will nurture you and love you for who you are?
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    Before I go...Until....Tonight....Just want to say....I love Dorothy for who she is.... :O)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    doom/az....will either of you do anything to help loser kids get..laid ?? tax credits ??? anything ????? :)
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    DOOM WILL APPOINT YOU A CONCUBINE TO FULFILL YOUR EVERY DESIRE ALL MY OPPONENT WANTS TO DO IS TALK ABOUT LOOOOOOOVE AND NURTURE PSSSSH (RASPBERRIES)
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    i'm sooo leaning towards doom !!!!!!! :)
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    Azkadellia = A Dorothy in every home?
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    hahaha! this is the funniest thread i've seen in ages. i'll have a word with the gods for you Doom... you know...? about the wind.
    however i don't know if they'll listen since i'm branded a villain and an outcast.

    i'm voting Doom. Sorry Az. we need someone with an iron fist. Doom literally has an Iron fist...
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008 edited
     
    I have been banned
    <blockquote>doom/az....will either of you do anything to help loser kids get..laid ?? tax credits ??? anything ????? </blockquote>


    If elected, I will send my sister over to your house, Glimmer.

    And unlike my opponent, who will spread prostitution and disease, I will institute reform policies to help all "loser kids" get laid.


    If elected, I will clone Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Ashley Tisdale, myself (because goddamn, I'm hot), my sister, Erica Durance and Allison Mack. All clones will be customizable and come with a fully stocked wardrobe.


    And why will I do this? Because Azkadellia loves you and cherishes you and wants you to be happy.


    Doom only wants you to work in his salt mine.


    And Doom's fist is made of aluminum foil.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    might be time for a swing vote. (sorry doom !!!) :)
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    Can we have clones of Sarah Michele Gellar circa 2000? That would be nice.

    OK more questions for the candidates.....
    How do you feel about all those years of Bob Barker asking us all to spay and neuter our pets? Are you angry?

    Do you think Roger from American Dad is a bottom heavy freak and does that turn you on?

    Seriously though:
    After the crisis on Wall Street. Do you think we are just in need of a good flood?

    DR. DOOM can we have the metals compisition breakdown of your fists?

    Azkadellia, same question, but that goes for your bustier.

    I have heard the the Wicked Witches of the East and West have been resurrected and have begun a resurgent effort in the impassable desert.
    What, if anything, do you plan to do about this?

    Dorothy and I had a wonderful meal the other evening and we both wanted to know how you felt about blue gingham being the color of the
    flag?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
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    <blockquote>How do you feel about all those years of Bob Barker asking us all to spay and neuter our pets? Are you angry?</blockquote>


    Not at all. The animal population is pretty high.




    <blockquote>Do you think Roger from American Dad is a bottom heavy freak and does that turn you on?</blockquote>


    Yes and no.






    <blockquote>After the crisis on Wall Street. Do you think we are just in need of a good flood?</blockquote>



    No, we are not in need of a good flood. We need to resolve this matter by sending all CEO's to the Realm Of The Unwanted.






    <blockquote>Azkadellia, same question, but that goes for your bustier.</blockquote>



    Leather, steel, whale bone, silk and satin.





    <blockquote>I have heard the the Wicked Witches of the East and West have been resurrected and have begun a resurgent effort in the impassable desert.
    What, if anything, do you plan to do about this?</blockquote>


    I actually rule the Eastern Realm and I haven't discussed attacking anyone. As for the west, the Winkies have a militia ready for any attack.





    <blockquote>Dorothy and I had a wonderful meal the other evening and we both wanted to know how you felt about blue gingham being the color of the
    flag? </blockquote>


    That's fine. But DG needs to go back to The Grey Gale and give the shoes back. I'm pretty sure they're all stretched out by now.
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    They are stretched...I'm wearing them. For shame.

    OK....What is your answer to The Thing (Ben Grimm)?

    What show do you like watch in you down time?

    Do you have a favorite sports team?.....I mean...Azkadellia are the Munchkin Lolligaggers a hit or a miss in your book?

    The celaphane S that Superman throws at the bad Krytonians (?). Good method of defense or minor inconvience?

    Either of you want stretched out red shoes?
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    WELL NOW, I SEE MY OPPONENT LIKES TO SLANDER ALRIGHT THEN

    If elected, I will clone Megan Fox, Adriana Lima, Ashley Tisdale, myself (because goddamn, I'm hot), my sister, Erica Durance and Allison Mack. All clones will be customizable and come with a fully stocked wardrobe.


    CLONES OF ALL THE SAME WOMEN, SOUNDS BORING REAL FAST, BESIDES ISN'T CLONE JUST A CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF THE REAL THING. IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD GIVE THESE PEOPLE AZKADELLIA. HERE IT IS YOU ALWAYS SAY LOVING, NURTURING, CARES FOR YOU AND THEN YOU GIVE THEM CLONES. THATS LIKE THEM WANTING AIR JORDANS AND YOU GIVE THEM HUNDRED PAIR OF PRO WINGS. PEOPLE HEAR DOOMS VOICE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT OR DO YOU WANT MORE!

    AND WITH A CONCUBINE, YOU HAVE NO REAL OBLIGATIONS TO HER AND YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT. DOOM SPREAD DISEASE, UGH WHY WOULD DOOM WANT TO DO THAT) I HAVE A VERY PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL WAITING
    DR. HOUSE


    DR. DEATH


    DR STRANGE


    DOOM HAS A IRON PIMP HAND, IF ANY CHICK WANTS TO ACT WRINKLY, DOOMS IRON PIMP HAND WILL STRAIGHTEN HER OUT, DRY CLEAN MOFOS

    THE METAL FOR DOOMS HAND CAN'T EVEN BE FOUND ON EARTH, (SUCH A BLESSING.)

    Mr. Doom is resorting to childish tactics now.


    REALLY ? WELL ISN'T IT YOU WHO NAME CALLED FIRST OR DO YOU NOT REMEMBER SAYING THIS (ARE YOU GONNA ERASE IT THIS TIME)

    Doom is a despot who spends his days trying to get back at Reed Richards & trying to bed Susan Storm-Richards.


    OR

    And Doom's fist is made of aluminum foil.


    TSK, TSK, CAREFUL, NAMECALLING IS SIGN OF A WEAKENED OPPONENT, HAA, HA, HA, HA,

    After the crisis on Wall Street. Do you think we are just in need of a good flood?


    NOT A GOOD FLOOD, A GOOD ASS WHOOPING (PEP TALK)

    How do you feel about all those years of Bob Barker asking us all to spay and neuter our pets? Are you angry?


    ANGRY, NO, ISN'T EUTHANASIA THE SAME THING?

    div#main{overflow:visible;}


    OK....What is your answer to The Thing (Ben Grimm)?

    I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HE COULD TALK (I MEAN LIKE A HUMAN) I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!

    The celaphane S that Superman throws at the bad Krytonians (?). Good method of defense or minor inconvience?


    NO, JUST BAD TIMING
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
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    Oh, Mr. Doom.....



    You're sweating under that armor. I can tell. You're wavering and getting desperate.


    <blockquote>
    CLONES OF ALL THE SAME WOMEN, SOUNDS BORING REAL FAST, BESIDES ISN'T CLONE JUST A CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF THE REAL THING. IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD GIVE THESE PEOPLE AZKADELLIA.</blockquote>



    No, because these clones are immune to disease and can never get pregnant.


    Dr. Strange would never work with your, Mr. Doom. If I'm not mistaken, he's one of your many sworn enemies.




    <blockquote>
    DOOM HAS A IRON PIMP HAND, IF ANY CHICK WANTS TO ACT WRINKLY, DOOMS IRON PIMP HAND WILL STRAIGHTEN HER OUT, DRY CLEAN MOFOS</blockquote>


    Right here, concrete proof that Mr. Doom advocates violence against women. Do you want to vote for a candidate who beats women??! For all we know, Mr. Doom could be no better or worse than Ike Turner.






    I will now address our debate moderator's comments & questions.



    <blockquote>
    They are stretched...I'm wearing them. For shame.</blockquote>


    I hate to inform you, but you will be fined heavily for damage of an O.Z. relic....especially one that belongs to my royal family.




    <blockquote>
    OK....What is your answer to The Thing (Ben Grimm)?</blockquote>



    If elected, I will find a way for Ben Grimm to be able to change back and forth at will. Which is why I have donated substancial funds to The Fantastic Four to begin the Ben Grimm: The Man Will Be Seen Again project.




    <blockquote>
    What show do you like watch in you down time?</blockquote>



    I like shows like Trading Spaces, What Not To Wear and Mythbusters. Although, I must say that we don't get very decent TV here in the O.Z., so I but everything on Digital Viewing Disc.






    <blockquote>Do you have a favorite sports team?.....I mean...Azkadellia are the Munchkin Lolligaggers a hit or a miss in your book?</blockquote>


    I actually root for the Central City Wheelers and my sister has recently turned on to the University of Kansas Jayhawks basketball. Rock Chalk, Jayhawks!





    <blockquote>

    The celaphane S that Superman throws at the bad Krytonians (?). Good method of defense or minor inconvience?</blockquote>


    Completely pointless, if you ask me.



    <blockquote>

    Either of you want stretched out red shoes? </blockquote>





    Please leave them with my campaign manager, Zero and I will have them fixed.


    ....and how did you find them in the first place? We keep these very well hidden.
  55.  
    lol at Dooms medical staff.

    however i'm becoming swayed by Az due to the clone idea. it's true that clones are like cheap designer knock offs. however the cheap knock offs do look identical to the originals at times, and a woman identical to Adriana Lima is a woman i wouldn't dare refuse.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
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    See?


    I know how to balance the budget AND make people happy.


    And all without resorting to despot tactics.
  57.  
    ....and how did you find them in the first place? We keep these very well hidden.

    Dorthy was a bad girl and came to the picnic with them on. After a few glasses of wine I offered a foot message and
    Dorthy flipped off the shoes. We got so into walking on the grass in our bare feet we forgot the shoes. Fortunately
    after she left I went back and they were still there.
    I kid though...I never wore them.....I put them in the picnic basket for safe keeping and are now in the hands of Zero.

    More questions:
    Azkadellia, DR DOOM, Your namesakes real assessment of John McCain.....Bush II or Horse of a different color?

    DR. DOOM...Where did you receive you degree? Are you an MD, PHD, certified looney?

    Azkadellia.....Do you have a degree of any kind?

    Stan Lee / L. Frank Baum? In a fist fight.....Who do think would win? Details!

    DR. DOOM.....King Vladimir's son Rudolfo? Is he alive or dead? Any waterboarding?

    Azkadellia.....For those of us that don't know the history. What happened to former Wizard of OZ? Any waterboarding or he just down in Florida?

    What about ruling Latveria / Oz has given you the experience you need to rule this world / Country?

    If you two were to go toe to toe would you need ballet slippers? OK I know that was just a horrible joke but seriously.....Why do each of you think you
    would come out on top?

    This unrelated to the debate, but is just a commericial rebuttal to the one DOOM posted before....Had to share:
  58.  
    Not so sure...The clone robots of in Buffy episodes didn't work out so well.
    I want the really dorothy...Actually I want the really Zooey. :O)
  59.  
    STILL WITH THE NAME CALLING EH

    DOOMS OPPONENT HAS WEAKENED

    AND CLONES WILL MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. YOUR INTENT IS THE SAME AS YOU CLAIM DOOMS TO BE. YOU INTEND TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE A WORLD WITH NO CHOICE.


    DR. DOOM...Where did you receive you degree? Are you an MD, PHD, certified looney?


    Empire State University



    Azkadellia, DR DOOM, Your namesakes real assessment of John McCain.....Bush II or Horse of a different color?




    HOPEFULLY THAT ANSWERS ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE ABOUT THAT MAN?


    Stan Lee / L. Frank Baum? In a fist fight.....Who do think would win? Details!


    SIGH, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?


    If you two were to go toe to toe would you need ballet slippers? OK I know that was just a horrible joke but seriously.....Why do each of you think you
    would come out on top?


    Why do each of you think you would come out on top?


    SORRY, DIRTY THOUGHTS SPRUNG TO MIND,
  60.  
    I know I have seen that picture over and over....But doesn't it look like George is consoling John in a time of tears. Either that or he set
    him up for a wicked clothesline.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
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    <blockquote>Dorthy was a bad girl and came to the picnic with them on. After a few glasses of wine I offered a foot message and
    Dorthy flipped off the shoes. We got so into walking on the grass in our bare feet we forgot the shoes. Fortunately
    after she left I went back and they were still there.
    I kid though...I never wore them.....I put them in the picnic basket for safe keeping and are now in the hands of Zero.</blockquote>


    Um. The Grey Gale hasn't left the family tomb in aeons.


    I think those were D.G.'s red peeptoes. The real ones....are hidden.








    More questions:
    <blockquote>

    Azkadellia, DR DOOM, Your namesakes real assessment of John McCain.....Bush II or Horse of a different color?</blockquote>



    He is Bush II.





    <blockquote>Azkadellia.....Do you have a degree of any kind?</blockquote>


    I have received private tutoring in the mystic arts.







    <blockquote>Stan Lee / L. Frank Baum? In a fist fight.....Who do think would win? Details!</blockquote>


    Stan Lee by default. L. Frank Baum is dead.








    <blockquote>Azkadellia.....For those of us that don't know the history. What happened to former Wizard of OZ? Any waterboarding or he just down in Florida?</blockquote>


    I refuse to comment on the wherabouts of the Mystic Man....next question.....









    <blockquote>What about ruling Latveria / Oz has given you the experience you need to rule this world / Country?</blockquote>



    It is what I was born to do. I am part of a royal lineage.








    <blockquote>If you two were to go toe to toe would you need ballet slippers? OK I know that was just a horrible joke but seriously.....Why do each of you think you
    would come out on top?</blockquote>



    I only wear ballet slippers when I am in my dressing chamber.


    I believe that Doom would be a formidable opponent, but I have hundreds of years of magical ancestry running through my veins. And I, a woman, have ruled the O.Z. for years now. It takes a strong woman to rule and entire REALM. Not a country....A REALM. An entirely separate reality.
  62.  
    Stan Lee by default. L. Frank Baum is dead.

    I meant in their creative primes....Hypothetically.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
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    Ooooh.


    Both have their strengths and weaknesses.
  64.  
    I don't know Ed, I have heard a lot of stories about Stan Lee taking credit for things he didn't do. Don't know if they are true or not but the possibilities don't seem that far fetched either
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    Stan is getting on in years...he may be mistaking his stuff for Jack Kirby's stuff.
  66.  
    I mean, you know I heard a lot of rumors saying dude didn't create alot of that stuff. He has taken credit for a lot of marvels iconic characters (DOOM included). I guess I am saying I have my doubts. Jack Kirby on the other hand, I don't doubt. But then to again he has been at it for a while So idk
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    True.


    Think about how much the nerd community is going to die on the inside when Stan passes....
  68.  
    Azkadellia? Where will Cain, Glitch, Raw, and Toto fit in you administration? Are there any witches still inside of you?

    Also seeing as you over saw much bigger places that the US....Do you think that downsizing is a good idea?

    Do you feel that either of you will want power and the need for power will spill over? In other words, will want to take over the world?

    Doom? Your green, cool cape, hoody thingy.....Where can I get one to go with my jacket?
  69.  
    THIS IS DOOM AND I APPROVE OF THIS AD, THIS IS ME IN ALL MY GLORY, THERE IS ONLY DOOM, AZKADELLIA WHO

    DOOM SPARES NO ONE

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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>Azkadellia? Where will Cain, Glitch, Raw, and Toto fit in you administration?</blockquote>

    Wyatt Cain will be the head of my Secret Service, Ambrose will be my Secretary of Education, RAW will be my surgeon general and Tutor/Toto wil be in charge of the O.Z. Acadamy for magic.








    <blockquote> Are there any witches still inside of you?</blockquote>


    Mr. Freek, I have no idea what you are talking about. Witches don't reside inside people. Next question.




    <blockquote>Also seeing as you over saw much bigger places that the US....Do you think that downsizing is a good idea?</blockquote>


    The place known as California could use scaling down. Also, I will give Texas back to Mexico.


    <blockquote>Do you feel that either of you will want power and the need for power will spill over? In other words, will want to take over the world?</blockquote>


    My urges to conquer are kept in check. As for Mr. Doom, I cannot say.
  71.  
    Mr. Freek, I have no idea what you are talking about. Witches don't reside inside people. Next question.

    Well do you think will ever meet up with spectral form of the old witch again?

    The place known as California could use scaling down. Also, I will give Texas back to Mexico.

    I have to agree about California, but what if the "Governator" has something to say about it? Why do feel Texas should be given back to
    Mexico?


    Doom...Considering your campaign film....Do you feel good rhthym should be a qualification for President? Do you expect that we would see
    a lot violence in you first term?

    Iraq? Afganistan? Terrorism? How would your superpower help or hurt these situations? Do you have a plan?
  72.  
    UNLIKE DOOMS OPPONENT DOOM IS SWIFT IN HIS JUDGEMENT AND DOES NOT HESITATE TO CORRECT THE CITIZENS

  73.  
    So our choice is between losing Texas and being inslaved? Can you explain why we shouldn't be thinking which is the lesser evil?

    Your both educated....How do you plan to change the education system to make it better?
  74.  
    Sorry, I am a bit distracted, so I will be out for the rest of the day Art portfolio calls
  75.  
    Do you thing multitasking should be taught in schools? LOL!
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>Well do you think will ever meet up with spectral form of the old witch again?</blockquote>


    What witch? I never met any witch.


    <blockquote>

    I have to agree about California, but what if the "Governator" has something to say about it? Why do feel Texas should be given back to
    Mexico?</blockquote>

    The Governator loves a good set of tits and mine are some of the best in any realm. I'm sure he could be persuaded. As for why Texas should go back to Mexico....well, I feel that if we give them Texas, they won't illegally flock to this country. I mean....Texas is bigger than France. That's a lot of land. Of course, I will remove the city of Austin and relocate somewhere else. Like New Mexico....or Arizona.


    <blockquote>
    Your both educated....How do you plan to change the education system to make it better? </blockquote>


    (OOC: Ed....do you <em>really</em> want me to go there???)


    Hmmmm....*thinks*




    <blockquote>


    Do you thing multitasking should be taught in schools? LOL! </blockquote>


    Yes. Along with magical studies and more history.
  77.  
    Magical studies...Oh yeah...Did you ever get Hogwarts on board? Could have cooperative deal with them to provide education and entertainment
    at the same time?
    The Governator loves a good set of tits and mine are some of the best in any realm. I'm sure he could be persuaded. As for why Texas should go back to Mexico....well, I feel that if we give them Texas, they won't illegally flock to this country. I mean....Texas is bigger than France. That's a lot of land. Of course, I will remove the city of Austin and relocate somewhere else. Like New Mexico....or Arizona.

    But....What of his wife....Skeletor?
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>Did you ever get Hogwarts on board?</blockquote>


    Oh yes. And Beauxbatons, as well.


    <blockquote>
    But....What of his wife....Skeletor? </blockquote>



    She has been offered a handsome gift....
  79.  
    Beauxbatons?

    OK....I'm on board. *fans self* I feel like I might faint. Will Hermoine be there? (with a squeak). *turns completely red, falls over*
    She has been offered a handsome gift....

    Your giving her a mirror aren't you? Handsome indeed. That's one hell of chin.
  80.  
    Do you think they there might be Graygale Vodka? We called have a bit of DG in us all than.
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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
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    <blockquote>Will Hermoine be there?</blockquote>

    Yes, as well as Luna Lovegood-Scamander, Ginny Weasley-Potter and Fleur Delacour-Weasley.
    <blockquote>


    Do you think they there might be Graygale Vodka?</blockquote>



    In honor of my greatest-great grandmother, the first slipper, we will be serving scotch. Lots of it.
  82.  


    DOOM DOES AGREE ABOUT EDUCATION, SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE, THE MORON POPULATION IS OUT OF CONTROL. DOOM WILL READ TO YOU EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. THEN TUCK YOU IN WITH A IRON BLANKET LEFTOVER FROM THE SOVIET UNION

    Will Hermoine be there?


    Yes, as well as Luna Lovegood-Scamander, Ginny Weasley-Potter and Fleur Delacour-Weasley.


    YES, LIE TO THEM AZKADELLIA, CAUSE YOU KNOW THERE NOT COMING, YOUR THE ONLY ONE AT THAT CARD GAME


    The Governator loves a good set of tits and mine are some of the best in any realm. I'm sure he could be persuaded. As for why Texas should go back to Mexico....well, I feel that if we give them Texas, they won't illegally flock to this country. I mean....Texas is bigger than France. That's a lot of land. Of course, I will remove the city of Austin and relocate somewhere else. Like New Mexico....or Arizona.


    DOOM WANTS PROOF OF THESE, TITS OF YOURS. A PICTURE, (SHIRT ON OF COURSE AND NO FACE) AND DOOM WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. FOR I DOOM IS THE MASTER OF TITTIES!

    DOOM THINKS TEXAS SHOULD STAY PUT SINCE WE PRINTED ALL THOSE DAMN TEXAS MINT QUARTERS


    BUT DOOM DOES THANK AZKADELLIA FOR HER CONCERN OF AUSTIN.

    Yes. Along with magical studies and more history.


    WILL HARRY POTTER BE AT YOUR SCHOOL TO


    My urges to conquer are kept in check. As for Mr. Doom, I cannot say.


    TYPICAL ANSWER A TYRANT WOULD GIVE. THE WORLD IS CONQUERED THROUGH ECONOMICS OR POLITICS, SO TELL ME AZKADELLIA, WHY DO YOU REALLY RUN AGAINST DOOM. THERE IS ONLY DOOM! YOU ARE TRYING TO CONQUER THE WORLD, NOT DOOM.

    IN YOUR LAND DOOM IS A VILLAIN? IN HIS LAND, A RULER!

    Do you think they there might be Graygale Vodka? We called have a bit of DG in us all than.


    OR YOU COULD


    IS THIS WHAT YOU WOULD WANT IN A LEADER. A LEADER WHO SITS IN HER CASTLE WITH LIKE 15 FELINES TALKING ABOUT LOVE AND NURTURE OR DO YOU WANT A LEADER WHO IS OUT AND AMONGST THE EVERYDAY PEOPLE. HERE I AM OUT AND AMONGST THE PEOPLE, DOING SOME SHOPPING AND SITE SEEING

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      CommentAuthorAzkadellia
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008
     
    I have been banned
    Doom, Doom, Doom....
  84.  
    Sorry seem like my opponent had to suddenly, drop out of the race.

    DOOM WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!!!

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

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