Oh and nothing is more disturbing than to log into your profile and see arions dick on your profile. Disturbing and fucking pathetic. Somebody need to do something about these mofos

It's a damn shame that Moe and Jackson have let it go on like this. Like you said, Doom, the Bastards used to be fun and witty. If that is her real name, she should sue the shit out of the site...if she can. That's not even her writing style. You can tell who writes what by the style. And, I totally agree with you about Arion's profile pic. Besides being tasteless and pornographic, it's also the smallest and ugliest penis I've ever seen.

I agree Rhonda. Those are the policies set by the sight by clear disclosure. While I know that Moe and Jackson like to take a non-policing stance, I think that this rule should apply
Anyone that sinks that low, especially people that do bother to create accounts. By not taking action in blatant cases such as this, it only condones this type of behavior...And
behavior on the front page is bad enough without racial and sexual slurs.
As a matter of law, both site owners and the person that created that account could be sued. Especially when they are trying to defame Damla's character.
I will say though, that Moe and Jackson have agreed to remove people from this forum when they became abusive or just plain stupid. In my opinion, I think a little policing would
go a long way on the front page. There are only a few people that have a many profiles and that by cutting the hydra at the base of the neck (i.e. the ISP address) the forum would
be a fun and witty place again.
As for the member that don't create a profile. What can be said about them? Well honestly I think these same few culprits are at the bottom of most of the negativity that is created by
them too. I don't know the in's and out's of banning them though. Other than just making everyone have to have a profile. Honestly I think that is the only real way of keeping everyone
accountable for what they say.

Other than just making everyone have to have a profile. Honestly I think that is the only real way of keeping everyone

Thats true. But it doesn't stop them from creating multiple profiles through other email accounts. As we have seen there has been multiple unheard of users lurking lately. here is a list

Damla Ozel - front page
damla 55 - forum
Sex Power to the Max - front page
Magical Fairy Princess - front page
Sassy Vietname - front page
Jack Reaper - front page
cleopatra - front page ; unregistered
Rachel L - front page and forum
Arion - front page
Johnny Mak - front page : I know this one isn't a troll but just as annoying
Delta White - front page : this one is obviously a troll

Its like some bad Star Wars clone shoot. Don't have an army, just create one through multiple accounts! And like I said there are a few suspects but I want say any names!

I have witnessed, as you all have, Damla's vile behaviour.. and I believe that you reap what you sow. Then again, I don't know her at all. Maybe she was just kidding all of the time, who knows.

Damla's vile behavior is only part of the problem. I will say it here, I don't care if she sees it, doesn't like it, whatever. She is one of those people who thinks she can say whatever she wants to anyone and it will have no consequence and that may be true on the internet. I bet she doesn't talk like that in real life, cause a lot of people would not stand for it, so stop frontin. And if its a joke, how come no one is laughing.

Like you said, Doom, the Bastards used to be fun and witty

I know after work, or hours of drawing, I just like to wind down and read or make some funny comments. Not the racial slurs, or kill yourself, or oh look at me I have stalkers blah blah blah, I'm pretending to be a doctor blah blah blah cunt, it just makes you scratch your head.

Yeah...I must have missed the Johnnymak penis scandal. I wasn't solicited....Thank God.

Anyway...Can't you cut of an ISP address? I thought you could at least back here. The ISP address would stop
anyone....No matter how many profiles they had. Well unless they had one of those ISP hider thingys.

as much as you dislike d55?

you worthless piece of shit...if i took a shit right now, you'd eat it. You have sent 96 private messages and another 60 with subject lines of how you love me and wanna be my man and all that creepy shit...dont put up a front now...i can take a pic of my inbox and prove you the lowest, no self-respect having dumb ass that you are. That person "Damla Ozel" IS you. You fucking nutjob. Choke on your own dick (because i know you give yourself blow jobs since no one else even comes near you, let alone have sex with you) and die.

WoW - TLA - I would say you might need plastic surgery or a new face all together...but I'm really not that mean ;-)

you worthless piece of shit...if i took a shit right now, you'd eat it

I love it when you talk dirty to me, now smack me with your barbie purse, throw one of your high heels at me! ooohhhhhhhhhhh

DOOM IS MASTER OF d55'S PANTIES (THONG TO)

d55, I realize you are probably under a lot of stress right now, what with your name being dragged through the mud, even more so, but calling people on here 'shits' and telling them to literally eat your shit, doesn't make things better.
*can somebody find me someone to blame...*

Balls of doom, I hate you so fucking much you don't even know

Tell me is it something like this

Problem is figuring out who is the CRAZY BITCH!

Tourchering D55 101?

Hey....... Bastardly is a very loosely monitored site, it is apparent. I have posted on and off on Bastardly for almost 4 years, but the maturity level of posts has gone from adult humor to downright juvenile garbage. I guess it feels nice to be an angsty teen who can hide behind the anonymity of the internet, because that is exactly what it looks like.

Ahhh Gerard...

I wonder if the other members of Village People are coming too! Especially the American Indian dude!!!

This may have made more sense...

I really hope "Biker Guy" stays home. He always ruins it for everyone.

And blow him into a completely different Dimension!!!

"you worthless piece of shit...if i took a shit right now, you'd eat it."

That's strange...I thought that such a classy dame such as yourself DIDN'T shit, Damla.

But speaking of shit, I know why d55 is mad, well here is a picture of our argument, its not pretty. I think this is the reason she call the cops on me, but I still lover her from the bottom of my heart. (NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT IDENTIES)



This is from d55's profile

BALLS OF DOOM HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR IDENTITY THEFT AND EXPOSING PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT ME. I HAVE A POLICE REPORT TO PROVE IT!!! BALLS OF DOOM IS A PSYCHOTIC NUTJOB WHO HAS SENT ME 156 PRIVATE MESSAGES WHERE HE IS BEGGING AND SAYING HE LOVES ME AND HOW HE IS MY MAN, ETC ETC. I HAVE DELETED THE PREVIOUS 96 BUT I WILL TAKE A PIC OF MY INBOX SHOWING YOU THE REMAINING 60 MESSAGES HE SENT WITHIN 2 DAYS!!! I DON'T KNOW THIS NUTJOB BUT EVER SINCE HE HAS ASKED FOR MY MSN AND I REFUSED TO GIVE IT, HE HAS BEEN HARASSING ME NONSTOP. I WOULD GET ON THE WEBSITE AT 5 AM, AND RIGHT AWAY, HE'D HARASS ME UNDER DIFFERENT ID'S TO WHICH HE HAS ADMITTED TO RECENTLY:

http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4455/truth-is/#Item_0

SOMEONE, LOCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT UP!

So I guess the Miami Dade police will knock on my door soon enough. Lietenant Kane will be there to confiscate my computer, lol Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! We want lose again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Can you imagine the conversation; (imagine david caruso's voice)

LT Kane: are you balls of doom

balls of doom : (standing there in only a metal mask, boxer drawers, and house shoes) pssssshhh, YES, FOR IT IS I, VICTOR VON DOOM!

LT Kane: (smirks saracastically at dooms effrontery) Where is your computer?

balls of doom: I- In the back, you mind telling me what this is all about? (making his way to the back room

LT Kane: we have a warrant signed by a judge to confiscate your computer, as I understand it you have stole someones identity and exposed their personal information online, a website called bastardly. That my friend is a crime.

balls of doom: WAIT A MINUTE! IS THIS FOR REAL, I THOUGHT CSI MIAMI WAS JUST A SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LT Kane: what you fail to realize is that it is very real and this warrant is very real. (two csi's from the cyber crime division are now hooking up computer equipment to search the computer)

balls of doom: CHECK DOOMS COMPUTER, FOR I AM DOOM, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!

after a few minutes of dismantling dooms network.

CSI : Its all clean sir, nothing here but porn, art, pornographic art, and some pictures of half eaten subway sandwiches!

balls of doom : WHAT CAN DOOM SAY, HE LIKES TO, WORK UP AN APPETITE

LOL! I know you aint sheik, but you your need work on your rhythm in you delivery.

Seriously though...You're not shiek, buy you do have Balls of DOOM!
Why didn't you just put your fist through LT Kane's face? I think there might have been a collective
sigh of relief, or at least a few people feeling vidicated after having to pay $7 to see Jade in the theaters.
What? That's what it cost back then.

Sure.

That's a pretty sweet jacket...minus all the chains & studs.

this is weird. dont u peeps have jobs.
that was funny

what i want to know is............... Is D55 hot or what. someone post a pic or something. BOD, dont post anything weird.

the forum seems to be getting just as weird as the front page

DAMN................................

why is it that she likes to argue or is that she's always the focus because she speaks her mind?

Yeah...She's pretty, but not exactly nice to people that she thinks have crossed her. Even if it is a joke and explained.
Come to think of it....She may not have a funny bone.
She seems to attract stalkers....

'Cuz she never backs down, that's why. I think people like to pick on her because they think it's fun to watch her go off.

I like her. She's a fast-talker/typer and I have trouble keeping up, but she's really cute.

I adore DOOM. He's the bomb! I wish he didn't have the bad rap that he has, even though he was another one that I was terrified of. AND, I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT HE'S WHO HE GETS BLAMED FOR BEING.

BOD, dont post anything weird.

NOT EVEN THIS:



I HAVE A WEIRD, BUT INTELLIGENT SENSE OF HUMOR, IT NEVER MAKES SENSE TO MOST PEOPLE UNTIL LATER. IT KIND OF MAKES ME A OUTCAST, AND I CAN ACCEPT THAT

I adore DOOM.

DOOM DEFINITELY ADORES RHONDA TO. AND THANKS FOR BELIEVING ME, SOMEONE DOES.

Look, Here is how the situation happened. I may have insulted d55 in the past on some Kim Kardashian post, I didn't say anything to her after that. If she hated me for insulting her fine. I actually apologized, and tried to be cool, tried to be friends with her and she spit in my face. Fine, I wiped the spit off and went on about my business. But then she started with this your a stalker, and that I was this person " your a sicko extreme" saying I posted some shit about her on some website and all saying I told her I had went to Turkey and I wanted to talk to her through msn. Till this day I still have no idea what website bs she talking about. And as far as saying I went to Turkey, I did! I was in the Marine Corp for four years with a deployable unit (earned 7 ribbons and six medals, and made it to the rank of Corporal), so yes I did get to see Turkey, Marmaris Turkey to be exact. I also got to see alot of other places like Spain and Japan (which I absolutely loved). I was just trying to find some common ground and smooth things over with her, not impress her as she says. I can admit, I thought me insulting her was a little messed up, and I didn't want to dismiss her as a bitch like most people do, so I tried to see who she is.

As far as the MSN thing I don't even use msn cause it doesn't appeal to me (not sure why).

Now the 156 messages is true to some extent. I didn't write them cause " I Love Her", oh fucking please! I used that to get inside of her head, and it actually worked. Writing messages full of insults, and expletives would have met nothing to her, so I decided to get in her head. Two things you may not know about me, is that I and the fictional character Dr Doom at least share one trait (odd I know): we both can destroy people with just words. To me strength is quiet. I mean that yes I may be a nice person but, it doesn't mean I can't fight or defend myself. People have always made that assumption about me (and other nice people) that they aren't tough, when its the nice people or (or quiet people) you have to be cautious of. If you read the play about Julius Caesar (hopefully I got the right caesar) he said the same thing of Marc antony " he thinks to much, such men are dangerous"

Me saying that I created all those accounts was just from feeling a little pissed about something. I can barely manage one account, and I don't have time to create that many accounts, and neither would I. I am me, I don't hide. cogito ergo sum " I think therefore I am" Renee Descartes. If people are mad about that, then fine so be it. There is usually a thousand guest online at anytime, and bastardly gets hundreds of thousands of visits a month, not to mention there are tons of registered visitors, (and unregistered regulars) that come on bastardly. So it could be anybody stalking her, especially with the way she has talked to people. There is a way to be opininated and stand your ground without insulting, and cursing at people.

In closing, look I harbor no ill will or feelings toward d55 and thinks shes cool, but I am not gonna let myself get trampled by her wild accusations. If she wanted to throw all this under the bridge I would have no problem with it. I have said my piece for today

IAR, I know girls that are much more brutal than that when it comes to verbal sparring.

It was a little scary, I have to admit.

This is getting out of hand. Now someone started putting addresses up on d55's profile. That makes me feel really uncomfortable, surely you guys feel the same? And I'm not anyone but me, check out my Hey Bastards! thread from a while back, as it seems everyone is having a crisis of identifying each other. But I wonder how it devolved into this. I'm not really sure of the timeline.

January-February?-- Bastardly creates member option, which slowly catches on

March-April-- The Glory Months

May-- The Slowdown

June-now-- Disturbing abuses of said system, resulting in haterade drunks and an uptick in creeps.

Future-- You call it!

BOD
She won't want to throw this under the bridge. She never does. That's her problem and probably why
she has so many stalkers. There probably all just trying to get her listen to them explain themselves
when she gets the wrong idea about something.

hey BOD i saw your Julius Caesar reference you are close
Caesar says to Anthony about Cassius:
Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

He has one line comments. How is that creepy?

I looked at d55's profile after seeing Billy's comments. I highly doubt that's the real uncertified Ugly Model. You can tell by the writing style. The real UM seems articulate and intelligent. What's really crappy is that if the real UM ever wants to become certified, he probably can't now. And, that's a shame because he's a good poster.

What Rhonda means is the real ugly model keeps control of his emotions, rather calm, not like the person on d55's profile who seems manic and incendiary

hey BOD i saw your Julius Caesar reference you are close
Caesar says to Anthony about Cassius:
Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

eh, maybe next time. But you seem like a intelligent dude, weren't you I and loki arguing something about Dan Millmans book or some ish like that. Very intelligent indeed.

BOD
She won't want to throw this under the bridge. She never does. That's her problem and probably why
she has so many stalkers. There probably all just trying to get her listen to them explain themselves
when she gets the wrong idea about something.

your right, that is her problem, I said my piece

What's really crappy is that if the real UM ever wants to become certified, he probably can't now. And, that's a shame because he's a good poster.

hate to sound vulgar but that is some bitch ass shit to do! Furthermore d55 want believe him and attack him for someone elses bs

Yeah, you right! Now, splash water on your face to stop the blushing.

didn't work! ;)

Yeah I like ugly model he was a cool poster, didn't get the name but okay

You just need some silver paint...It'll wipe the blush right off.

BOD..Not thread jack..I was doing some looking at the older BLOTD back in 2006 and 2007. Back when you were
posting as Dr Victor Von Doom....Was that the same you? It seems so. Anyway. You said some funny stuff and I
didn't realize you were commenting then. How long ago did you start commenting? Just curious.
I started in about Dec of 2006...So it has been about 2 years.

No...This is way back in December 2006....
Here's the link
First poster. Is that you Doom?

That's not my DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really do need to put the Dayquil down, though. It's not meshing well with my blood pressure pills.

I'm just jamming to Motown and flying high as a kite. In the immortal words of James Brown, "I FEEL GOOD!"

I'll gladly take them with a shot of something wonderful. ;-) Thanks, Chica!

Mamosas? I remember her happy fridays.

starving dingoes in Australia & a benefit album involving Taylor Swift.

That's pretty funny by itself.

HAHAHAHAHA.



Oh, I need a cigarette.


Holy balls.

No...This is way back in December 2006....

No not me, its the other Victor Von Doom. I don't think I even knew about bastardly then. I was concentrated on finding a good industry job that year, I think I found bastardly last year, when I moved to Austin.


And leave my Rhonda alone, DOOM IMPLORES YOU!

Austin? Coolness. That make 3 of us that have Austin Connections. Glimmer is in Texas......Weird.

DOOM? Did you spike Rhonda's Dayquil?

And, I totally appreciate the spike. Made a world of difference. Thanks!

Wilson Picket - Land of 1000 Dances

I feel like dancing now. Woo!

OK...Rhonda...Dance with your bad self:

eh, maybe next time. But you seem like a intelligent dude, weren't you I and loki arguing something about Dan Millmans book or some ish like that.

well your use of the quote was apt and that is the really important thing
I'm pretty quick with the

Julius Caesar

right now because i read it over the summer for fun
and then had it in a class this fall
Cassius and Anthony are pretty similar characters too, but Cassius hated Caesar and convinced Brutus to help him kill Caesar
and Anthony was the one that got everyone to want to kill Cassius and Brutus
you know:
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen..."
"Cry Havok and let slip the dogs of war."

and we were having a discussion about Dan Millman