Frank Martin would be my pick...In a all out fight. If it was about being all coverty and stealing peoples flags...Well Bourne would win that one. Bond...Well Bond would still be messing with all his gadgets and sleeping with both of their girlfriends. Needless to say....Both girlfriends would wake up, realize they what a horrible shag that was and promptly return to said boyfriend. GO GO GADGET PENIS!!! Inspector Gadget and Inspector Clouseau (only the Peter Sellers version) would kick all their asses.......As a neighbor might describe - "Victims of circumstance really. I don't know where that piano came from but all of sudden the well dressed man, the sweaty one and the one with the backpack where crushed to death....In the key of E."