Look for the record (pun intended) I just want to say I was suckered into liking John Mayer by Dave Chappel. Shit.
Anyway.......I'm going to take all his albums out on the lawn and piss on them today, because he is like the biggest
twittering weenie on the planet. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure Jennifer Aniston can be an annoying bitch, but keep
that shit to yourself you fucking ninny.......Goddamn that idiot pisses me off.
Go make an album about it already John....Than you can go on tour and make your funny faces for all the stupid
teeny boopers.
With his just subpar of listening playing style we all should be deaf by the year 2012 (by self infliction)....Just in time for the world to
end. After this Aniston shit he should be only aloud to give himself blowjobs for the rest of fucking eternity in hell.
Yes...With the devil and Stevie Ray Vaughn watching. Plus than John can play for him and SRV can just blow him off
the map like he did to Joe Satriani on MTV Unplugged (the jules sheer year).
Rant over.

Yeah.....School/work taking up most of my time.

Berklee College of Music? I have a friend (really not a friend...Just someone I know...an acquaintance) that is attending now?
She quite talented though.

I could have gotten behind him, but this Jennifer Aniston....Sell my "relationship" story.....No music making crap has got to stop.
Like I said...I have albums of his. I got sucked in. Now I want him to quit it, go back on tour with Buddy Guy and
stop this celebrity horse shit. This is why artist turn into stars and their music declines. They have nothing to aspire to
be anymore. Well except to being a better musician.....Which is what he should do.

Hey, whether he has talent or not, he is still being an ass-hat.

Is MrPinchy still around??

ok. so if someone could very well be the next Beethoven or DaVinci....they shouldn't use their talent....because....?

the point being, john mayer choose to use his talent to be a complete fucking tool and write shitty music.

so NO he shouldnt use his talent because his type of music is sickening....

that's YOUR opinion....your very, very jaded opinion.


how many guys have written songs to get laid over the course of the last 100 years? seriously.


leave him alone. let him make his music. if it bothers you that badly, get off your lazy ass and make some damn music instead of barking about it online.

Ok. You're done for the day.


Someone needs a nap.




i'm not even going to debate this anymore with you...because to be blunt, you're being a little ignorant fucktard and you're clueless and uneducated and you're just....you're done, phil. go take a fucking nap..

take your nap, phil.

John Mayer just twitted.

Dave Mathews just took his sound back......And Broke John Mayers Tweety.

that's because she has to listen, otherwise, you'll get angry and probably start beating her or stabbing her with a pointed stick that you use to pick up trash.


^__^

you do realize that women lie, right?

as in she trusts you to not eat the last push-pop, correct?


surely any sane woman would not deal with someone with clear cut anger issues and no real future. at least no woman of any modicum of breeding or class.


^__^

weren't you just whining about how you're getting your hours cut and that evil Obama is screwing you?


hm. interesting.


yes, i'm so classless. i'm educated, i don't blame people for my problems, i've seen the world. yes, i'm classless. utterly classless. street urchin, am i.

oh, you're guaranteed a job? really? good for you!

how does it feel to know that you will never be your own boss and you'll always work for someone else? i mean, really....how does it feel?


and please, explain to me how i am classless. without cursing and being able to spell every word correctly. and make it quick, i'm losing interest. this foot massage feels good. ^__^

Tick....tock....Tick....Tock.....I am not trying to increase the tension....That the time winding down on Mayer's career if he keeps
being an asshat.

lets see...helping to clean up the environment everyday?

hm, i have no issues with that. im proud to say ill BE doing that the rest of my life.

see, not being clueless and belligerent like you, i dont HAVE a problem working for someone else. its people that CANT get along with others that have that problem....I have no riffs with ANYONE i work with... my car got wrecked last week, i didnt even NEED to ask for rides, everyone that lives in my area, and, a few that dont offered to and DID come and pick me up...

its people whose egos need to be stroked and satisfied 90% of the time feel the NEED to be their own boss.

and technically brain surgeon how are you your own boss?

you are going to PAY yourself?

cause lets SAY your a touring musician, or a teacher....hm, interesting...people stop showing up.... how do you make money?

so technically fans and students ARE your boss cause without them you wouldnt HAVE a job.

how are you classless? attacking EVERYONE on this board NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY and acting like a child afterwards, is COMPLETELY classless. plus your comments on the front page about some celebrites are classless.

you act like you are better than everyone, in itself is classless, when if fact you arent better than anyone.

funny, my girlfriend USED to post on this site, and she NEVER has a bad thing to say about ANYONE....

my girlfriend has more class in one molecule of her body than you could EVER hope to have.

she never says anything bad about anyone, never has a bad thought in her head and stuff.

that to me shows she has more class than you or me for that matter.

OH btw the most important reason and PROOF you have NO CLASS... you do something Im not even classless enough to do...

attack someones personal life or personal issue.

even I dont do that to the people on here.

you never see anyone attacking YOU about YOUR personal problems do you?

attacking me about my job? CLASSLESS

telling me ANYONE that would date me has no breeding or class? CLASSLESS.

feeling the need to attack someone personally to make yourself feel better is COMPLETELY Classless...even I dont go around attacking you for the personal stuff you do share on here, cause i might be classless, but im not even CLOSE to being THAT classless.

and technically brain surgeon how are you your own boss?

mmmm...hold on, let me stretch here....mmmm....ok.


music isn't my primary source of income, dear. it's my secondary/hobby. it'll become my primary source of income in about...oh, say a year from now...but right now, it's not.

so, how am i my own boss?

i own property, darling. and i run several of my family's businesses. so, the only person i really answer to is...myself. and i am a bitch of a boss! i mean, i want to slap me, i'm such a hardass.

hehehehe.

see, not being clueless and belligerent like you, i dont HAVE a problem working for someone else

.


*sighs*


you never read Nietschze, did you?

Master & Slave. you'll always be enslaved and working for someone else and you'll never have the satisfaction of knowing that you only answer to yourself. some day, you will shoot your mouth off and lose your job. nothing in this world is guaranteed, except for death. and cockroaches. those things will always be around.

she never says anything bad about anyone, never has a bad thought in her head and stuff.

how do you REALLY know that? how do you really know what she thinks? because she TELLS you? again, what makes you 100% certain about that?

plus your comments on the front page about some celebrites are classless.

and yours aren't? i mean, seriously...you are a mysogynistic hateful little bastard.

you never see anyone attacking YOU about YOUR personal problems do you?

actually....i get attacked quite a bit on the front page. at least once a week.

feeling the need to attack someone personally to make yourself feel better

oh, i don't do it to make myself feel better, i do it because it's FUN to see people get all bent out of shape. you're a toy to me. a fun toy that i can take out and play with and poke and prod and then it gets all wound up and shoots sparks and i laugh and laugh and laugh at the silly little toy...and then i put it back on the shelf for when i need to be amused.

this has nothing to do with making me feel better. nothing, at all. if i want to feel better, i just look at my hand and i feel better. or i go through the letters from parents. this....this is amusement to me.

Introducing I Am Right with the color commentating.....

1st because actually have TRUST in my relationship.
2nd. if you fail at one of your FAMILY businesses...uh they wont care? so if you fail, they all fail, and in turn, you are PARTNERS...and AGAIN... if the business fails, ITS CAUSE PEOPLE STOP BUYING....didnt i explain that PEOPLE are your customerS?
3rd LYING proves your classless...theres a thread from the last time i was here, you CLAIMED YOU SUPPORTED YOURSELF WITH YOUR MUSIC.... now you are claiming you dont...lying is classless.
4th i NEVER said i wasnt classless..i unlike YOU am not trying to pretend i am something im not
5th uh, hi, who back HERE attacks you personally? i NEVER attack your personal life, the fact you attack mine again proves..totally classless
6th and you just proved this makes you feel better...amusement in turn means if you get a laugh out of whatever back here, you are using it to make yourself feel better. but you keep believing what you want.
7th hate to tell you, unless im a racist, which im not, i cannot lose my job. sorry. and keep trying to convince yourself otherwise. i have no drive to be a boss. i was a boss for 10 years. when you have a boss that treats you as an equal, because i guess unlike you by your own admission, hes not a "bitch" he treats all of us like peers. and even if he didnt, it doesnt really matter to me.

and trust me, you dont get me worked up...you are a complete piece of shit. you have an ego to feed. you have to attack people cause it makes you feel better, by your own admission. you are a sad sad person who is never going to know what it means to be happy. thats why, EVERYTIME someone says anything on here, you attack people, you need to try and dominate people, and whats even funnier, you think it actually works, when people read it and just laugh, and again....just leave because, no one wants to deal with you. cause you are completely egocentrical. you talk to everyone ELSE like a child, but your the child....what other kind of person attacks people till they get their way? NEVER thinks they are wrong? ALWAYS has to be the center of attention....oh yes an adolescent.

so ill be taking my leave again, because, well, you arent worth my time....and LOL keep acting like you won, just remember whose being the mature person and walking away.....and whose STILL here everyday ATTACKING everyone that posts....YOU.

its truly scary how you can be so ugly on the inside.... i cant say your one of the ugliest people ive ever had the displeasure of dealing with in my life, but your in teh top 25.

you could look like Kate Beckinsale and you would STILL be one of the ugliest people on the earth.

like i said before, congrats on chasing everyone out of here... your now the queen of a village population 4.... instead of being a peer and having normal discussions with a population of 30.

but then again, your ego wont allow you to be any other way.

I understand, Phil. It's been hell of a ride...

In conclusion: You think everyone has left the forum cause of Caitie.
It's also true that she was banned, and came back as D.J. Umbridge...
and that was quite the entrance. I'm sure Ed remembers...

I was just reading it, I haven't commented since last year.

Hi there, new guy here. D.J. Umbridge, can I write a paper about you?

i wasn't really into this last one, loki.


sorry to let you down, man.


i'll try harder next time.

And in that rant lokiman showed us (thank you, btw) you admit that fucking with people is one of your HOBBIES and NOT just for your amusement as you stated earlier.

btd/d.j. sorry geek plot twist time. sorry. but....

both of you talk abit about mayer writings a song(s) to get laid.

well as i've said i hate 'sexy' music/music people consider 'sexy'.
i'm not a fan of mayer. and if his music is or music in general is so twisted to increase the get laid chances or to be seen as 'sexy' or whatever this maybe explains sonically/aesthetically why i'm sooo bored with music and it's been like for years.

please bring back the girl repellent/not 'for the guys' rock.

i know this band i like got made fun for supposingly having a 'girls stay away from me look' and for not being able to 'get girls'. wow imagaine being in rock band and not being able to get girls (i always thought that should happen to those gonad growl/penis rock sonic type bands. but it never does.why not mimic them everyone thinks they're soooo cool...)

needless say their music sounded nothing like mayer or nirvana etc. thank god or whomever...

where the losers at ?? as usual it's just me holdng it down...and maybe if there was another like me ?? and 'the music was crap except one...'

i'm not against bands/band members getting laid. but when i hear the sonics that aid in process i think i'm gonna be a virgin for a little while longer. yeah i think there's so truth to that/but i also think it's pretty funny.

oh wait i'm not supposed to joke about this stuff. ha ha...

we'll see if i get crucified for just making a joke.crucified despite obviously jokey context.just for mentioning it...

hmm i think i have less music cred/or my music interest mesh less with anyone (so i guess it's the same) than anyone else at the basatrdly.beat that... ;)

'something smells like burning/tell me/ am i burning ??'

btd, is doing a song to get laid any worse than bands making changes in their sonics to (potentially)increase popularity/get better reviews or to have a career ???
probably not...as long as you like the music it's fine....

and mayer doesn't need to do a tell all.he needs to 'leak' a sex tape. :)

d.j, it was joke about the band live skull really the joke was aimed at the guitar players.
the joke was made by gerard cosloy in an issue of the conflict zine.