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    ..and you joined these forums just to tell us this?

    Leslie...is that you? or is that your PR rep?
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    the twenty five most beautiful women of the last 100 years



    Please do elaborate on this, these sort of things always amuse me. Since beauty is so subjective, eye of the beholder and whatnot.
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    • CommentAuthorAlinaMaria
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2009
     
    How strange...
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    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2009
     
    Froggy Bagshaw, cool. it's cool you're drawn to someone that doesn't fit the usual 'she's hot' bill. and i love that. although i'm not too familiar with leslie.

    impressive debut post froggy.:)
    • CommentAuthorAlinaMaria
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2009
     
    Yes, sorry i didn't mean to cause offence but this thread seems to have come out of nowhere.

    Also to quote something you wrote:

    'Inside Leslie Mann's head is the most fascinating and rewarding place imaginable, she is sharp, intuitive, funny, intelligent and most rewardingly sane.'

    I have to ask, do you know her personally? Intimately? To speak with conviction about what is inside a person's head seems to suggest a deep knowledge of that individual.
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2009
     
    I could not be described as a great fan...


    yet you made a long ass post up there which, if u summarize, makes it sound like Leslie Mann's fart smell like roses.
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    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2009
     
    ...

    I feel like Im being punk'd.
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2009
     
    I feel like I'm reading the fine print of a 250 year 49% APR mortgage loan.
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    I feel like Im being punk'd.



    You are.
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    I'm a chick, you dendrophiliac.
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    Shut the fuck up.


    Please. Good god, you're obnoxious.
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    This thread is lol gold.

    Bagshaw is totally in love with Leslie Mann... Ain't nothing wrong with that...
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    Meanwhile, Froggy Bagshaw doesn't realize that D.J. Umbridge is a reference to Dolores Jane Umbridge from the Harry Potter series.



    lokiman the bastard basically sums up the obvious, while Bagshaw goes some lameball tangent about war that makes about as much sense as a skunk at a tea party.


    No one has commented about the theme at hand because this REEKS OF BULLSHIT.
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    Hey, no offence dude. But you are giving off an "in love" vibe here. I think you knew you were going to, so you just put a disclaimer at the start of the thread. Here's just one reason I think you're in love with her.

    Inside Leslie Mann's head is the most fascinating and rewarding place imaginable, she is sharp, intuitive, funny, intelligent and most rewardingly sane.


    That is something I'd say about my girlfriend, dude. Can you see why I think you're in love with her? That's just one. I think if you wasn't you, and were reading this. you'd think Bagshaw was in love too.
    Anyways, I mean no harm here. I commented on you 'cause there is no subject here. Just you expressing your feelings. What else could I really say?
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      CommentAuthorTori
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2009
     
    lol @ manolo

    and froggy, if only you have just introduced yourself properly, we could have avoided all of this...

    its not that we hate leslie mann. we dont. i mean, why should we. but honestly, it very annoying when some new person comes along, without introducing himself, posts a thread about this regular actress of C-list recognition, while verbally worshipping her, and expecting us to be all "uh huh" and "oh yeah".

    you want people to be nice to you? its simple really. stop being sarcastic & defensive, accept the fact that people have different opinions, and quit being so uppity. we're all laid-back here so having us all be irked by your presence isnt really the best of ideas.

    peace.
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    For the record, I'm in love with Leslie Mann....Ever since that Adam Sandler movie....or was it Jim Carrey...It was both actually.
    She kind of plays that dumb girl with a hint of intelligence hidden behind the veil.
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    Those comments and hostility is envitable, because as a male you are
    prejudged as a masoginst from the get go.
    Take it with a grain of salt and accept it as a standard.
    If you come off defensive you will only draw harsh responses. Take that
    from someone who has played this game on this board over and over.

    The moment you utter a phrase you are categorized and packaged.
    There is no redemption or bringing certain people around....just more hostlity.
    Best to move on and hope your next topic isn't taken the wrong way.

    To me Leslie glows and has wonderful aura. Her smile lights up
    the screen and that is such a wonderful thing. Today so many actresses
    spend half there time on screen scowling. It is nice to see a person
    smile from the inside every once in a while.
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    Btw? So your not a fan?
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    is this just your intoduction as your alter-ego, "Defensive Mann."
    this is not an attack, but just a way to work in a stupid pun.

    So if you aren't a fan of Leslie, who are you a fan of?
    And maybe I can make your introduction official by asking you tell
    us a bit about yourself. You know.....you know....so we can give you
    the Bastardly welcome. Actually the bastardly welcome has already been achieved
    but it would be nice to have a proper introduction.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2009 edited
     
    froggy "this guy wants to pork her" thing. and i wonder how many variations of that i'd read in week on the front page. so yeah guess that's pretty approved/ok in this parts. so 'low' or not you could have went with that. ha ha...

    but keep the words following froggy/ i'm trying to absorb'em.

    again, i think it's cool you have abit of an... uh unlikely choice for these parts/and that you have more to say than 'she's hot'.

    do you want to ghost write for me ??? ;)
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    No, Froggy...the best form of communication with you would be a tire iron to the face. Or a Komodo Dragon attack.
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    Faggy Bagofshit, shut the bleeding hell up.
    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2009
     
    philip seymour hoffman is another great choice froggy !!!! :)
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    Oh Glen Close. Used to have a big thing for her straight out of the puberty gate.
    Love Philip Seymour Hoffman's work for completely different reasons.
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    I'd rather make fun of the fact that you're sitting in a basement with a Leslie Mann shrine and carpal tunnel....
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    Just admit that you have a fanboy boner for Leslie Mann.
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    Let me get this straight...


    This...this whole thread...ISN'T you popping a raging hard-on for Leslie Mann? When you strip it down...it pretty much says "I think Leslie Mann is the greatest thing since oxygen".
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    What's oxygen? I thought there was only Leslie Mann?
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    Dude, please tell me you're a forum troll and you're just doing this for the LOLZ.


    Please.


    Because if you're not, you are the biggest douchebag since Massengill.
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    Massengill....I'd say Summer's Eve......
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    I don't need to explain why I'm here. You keep saying that you're here to express blah blah blah tl;dr sentiment about blah blah blah *insert SAT Word Of The Day here*. Here's the real question: do you post up front?
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    dude, NOTHING is better than a PB+J sandwich on freshly Sliced Leslie Mann.
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    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 23rd 2009
     
    Madonna doesn't have one, the Pope does but doesn't use it, Bush has one but it's short, and Schwarzenegger has a big one.
    ???

    A man does it standing up, a woman can do it sitting down, and a dog does it on three legs.
    ???
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    Dick

    Piss.
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    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2009
     
    Correct, Last Name on the first one, and shaking hands on the second one.

    Now in response to yours, suicide-murder. "willingly inflict harm on others as a way of ensuring their own death, sometimes turning the gun on others in order to get up the nerve to pull the trigger on themselves, sometimes killing people so that the state would execute them"
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    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2009
     
    Hmmm, well I didn't explain myself correctly, I was referring to a case where the person is alive, but wants to die. Not brave enough for a suicide, but sick enough to kill someone so he gets convicted to the death penalty, therefore achieving their goal. It is referred in psychology as murder-suicide or something like that. Anyway, since that answer is wrong....

    Lets go with they were previously accused, tried and found innocent for that crime?
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    • CommentAuthorglimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2009 edited
     
    froggy, are there any directors/actors you'd like to see leslie work with ???

    what sort of roles/film do you think she should pursue ???
    • CommentAuthorAlinaMaria
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2009
     
    'Ah! US Jurisprudence and the concept of double jeopardy. Not the answer in this case, but a very good submission.
    In the case I have proposed, it is impossible to sentence the guilty party because he/she is one half of inseparable Siamese twins.'


    I like these riddles, they're interesting.
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2009
     
    Interesting, is this a documented fact? It would be very hard for the evil twin to act, without the "innocent" twin to agree wouldn't it? In most cases both twins need to be in agreement to control their body and actions.

    I'm going to go back to a humorous one if I may, it is Friday after all (and I hope it makes sense in english).
    1st Act: Shakira taking a nap in her bed.
    2nd Act: Kim Kardashian sleeping in a boat.
    3rd Act: Beyonce passed out in a bar.
    4th Act: Jessica Biel dreaming in a hotel room.
    What is the name of the play?
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    Actually Froggy, I always felt you were more of a raspberry vinaigrette than unsavory douche water.
    I was just going with the douche joke, because my response was sponsored by the feminine hygiene section of Rite Aid. Vagasil anyone?
    Handcuffs and Vagasil....Perfect together!
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    Plus....She's got some really nice pokies in Big Daddy....Particularly the grocery store scene....And all the other stuff Froggy said.

    How can you not like a person name Froggy? Do you know Kermit?
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    I have a delivery for the owner of this thread. Sign here. Thank you.


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    Die Jung stay pretty cause you may never find that rainbow connection.
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    Manolo.....Don't know but it sounds like cloroform theater brings you
    "Date Rape the Musical."
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    Is it a cl"ass"ic?
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2009
     
    You were close Mr. Bagshaw.

    "Sleeping Booty". :-)
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    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Ah yes, cl'"ass"ic was on the correct track as well.
    Would you care for another one? These "What's the name of the play" are quite popular where I come from, it is just hard for them to be funny in English:

    1st Act: Cheerios poisoned.
    2nd Act: Frost Flakes hung from a tree.
    3rd Act: All Bran drowned at the bottom of a lake.
    What is the name of the play?
    • CommentAuthorGoliano
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Cereal Killer.

    Off topic: Why are some people in here talking like they're wearing a monocle and top hat?
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    Are we playing Monopoly now?....!

    Manolo....I don't know the title, but Tony the Tiger better watch his striped ass!
    • CommentAuthorManolo
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    "Cereal" Killer was correct. I'm bored.

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