*love it * ! :)

then you'll love the sequel...


From the same jackasses that brought you Moejackson: The Movie comes....



The Bastardly Society



The Bastardly Society tells the tale of one man and his vigilant quest to protect his village against an evil bitch troll queen with centipedes in her vagina and her neverending quest to prove everyone wrong with skull crushing "logic". Can he defeat her and bring peace to his village? Will the crops ever grow again? Does this look infected? If you like movies about zombies, hookers, zombie hookers, boobs, bacon, Pabst Blue Ribbon, fetishes, computers, WWI-era women's fashion, Paris Hilton's snatch, lawnmowers and Long Island, NY...then you'll LOVE The Bastardly Society!!!!


Time Magazine raves: "who the fuck keeps giving these assholes money to make these fucking shitcan 'movies'?"


Oprah Magazine says: "Watching this movie was like watching Dr. Phil run down a beach in slow motion while wearing a Speedo"


The Wall Street Journal gives this film 1/128th of a star!


Casey Stoner46 MotoGP Fan says: Why this film go far? It's faggy! I rather watch a stock car come out of Miley Cyrus' vagina!!!!! PASS!


and


SPIN Magazine calls this film "utter baconfucking drivel. whoever wrote this needs to have their nipples rubbed off with a cheesegrater"



The Bastardly Society


Starring: Tobey MacGuire, Emma Stone, Adriana Lima, AnnaLynne McCord, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Cash Warren and Lindsay Lohan.


Written & Directed by: Leslie Mann


With a stellar soundtrack provided by: Vanessa Hudgens.


This film is not yet rated.

Use this for the DVD cover.



When you're both on at the same time we can discuss it.

No, let's all 3 discuss the DVD cover. He's still at your place, isn't he?

LOL! Case closed.

Update: Razorblade Tongue is signed in on the front, right now, and you're signed in back here, so what's the problem? I don't get it, Caitie. Explain why you two are never signed in at the same time in one place? Why don't you just sign in there now to thwart my little "conspiracy theory", huh? What a flake you are... pardon me, I meant, what flakes you two are.

Ok, I decided to register, I won't be causing trouble like you obviously aren't doing *cough*

But I do not appreciate you bringing my name up Caitie, you have absolutely no business of doing that, that means you'll stoop just as low as Goliano here, with no morals or regret over any goddamn vile thing he does or says.

You two belong together.

Goliano, you just spit your hatred, you have that deluded crap about me on your profile, hoping that people do... what exactly? No one takes you seriously, you are a tragic individual.

Can you get that? And no, I'm not trying to start something, but Goliano needs to bring this shit up here with picture posting of users, he also did it on guest books.

And Goodness, doesn't it seem like Goliano is really *into* that Razorblade Tongue guy?!


Wow.

Woah! How did I miss that load of crap!? LMFAO! You flip out on me?? Hell, you've already flipped out on your own damn self by actually believing you're not the wizard behind Razorblade Tongue's curtains. All I'm doing is tightening the screws on your weak minded ass. In the future I suggest you pick your targets more wisely, meaning, don't pick any at all, cuz you're not cut out for the long haul. Not here, and for sure not in real life.

You don't have any real physical proof of this, aside from your own theories. You really don't. All you can do is make demands and when I refuse, you think you've won some kind of battle or war, yet when I say you should do something, you tell me to fuck off and that you don't have to and no one's your boss. You have the fucking logic of a twelve year old, you know that...and your contradict yourself. You say you don't care, yet you derive some kind of pleasure from winding people up online, which makes me think that this is your ONLY form of entertainment. I'm not in for the long haul? You don't know a goddamn thing about me, aside from the shit that you've read on my profile. You don't know what I do on a daily basis, aside from what I tell people and from that, you form half cocked theories and crackpot ideas and convince yourself that it's the gospel truth. I've spent most of my time working on my dissertation and getting ready to be published, yet if you were to be asked what I was doing, the answer would be that I was on this site all week long under my evil alter-ego, Razorblade Tongue. And the fact that you're even trying to "threaten" me or intimidate me is laughable. I've had my fucking jaw broken by ex-boyfriends, I've survived being raped and beaten by my foster father and I've endured more fucking psychological bullshit than you could ever fathom. Do you really think that your raggedy & insecure ass is going to scare me?


The only screws you're tightening are on the barrel of bullshit you keep filling up with your own ego. Do you really think that you put me in my place? You're a fucking 48 old man who constantly feels the need to throw out crazed theories about this, that and the other....be it devoting a substantial chunk of your profile to Pam & Damla to running around trying to convince people that I'm someone else. The only reason you're even the number one poster on this site is because you get into fights & arguments and the second something goes awry, you're right up Moe or Jackson's ass, telling them to run IP scans and cross-reference this, that & the other. People say I act like I run the site? You actually think you're a part of the team. You sit around, lurking and stalking, waiting for the right time to put up some picture you've cobbled together (see above for further reference) and expect everyone to shine your fucking wrinkled ass knob like you've actually DONE something? And who are most of your targets?


Women.

How interesting.


When you butt heads with a guy, somehow, at some point in the argument, you get docile. Yet, when you argue a chick, you just keep picking and picking and picking away. And if that person walks away, like an adult, you throw your hands up and go I ARE WINNAR YAY and feel a little shred of self-importance.

As for Rhonda leaving, you set those wheels in motion. Just because she and others choose to tolerate your brand of shit, doesn't mean I'm obligated to.

I never said it was Rhonda. But if we're going to drag other people into this, how about the fact that you've become such a paranoid fucking prick, it's absurd. It seems that everybody's out to get Goliano! Nobody can be trusted! And if you're not down with his ideas, you're his enemy. If you disagree with his views, you're a self hating piece of shit. If you call him out on his fucking bullshit, you're a troll.


Guess what? You're a misogynistic, sexist, antiquated ignorant fucking son of a bitch. And you express all of these qualities every single day and you're not even man enough to admit it. I admit that I'm a fucking bitch and walking trainwreck. You act like your shit doesn't stink. I've butted heads with just about everyone on this site, but you know what? I've also apologized for a lot of the shit I've done. And what's even more interesting is that some of the people who you condemn and chastise...have shown considerable depth, maturity, wisdom and class. What about you? Wait...you don't have to answer that. You don't have to answer to anyone, ever...because you're your own man, right? I mean, no one can tell you anything, right? You're perfect, Goliano...isn't that right? You're the shining beacon of humanity, right??? I mean, why should anyone...ever tell you something that you might need to hear....you don't need a reality check, right?


Go ahead and do your worst. I'm going to down to Sauget this weekend to see Social Distortion with RT. You can sit back here and do all the character assassination you want on me. It doesn't make a damn bit of a difference. Because when the day is done, I have my husband, my daughter, my friends and my future career. It seems that all you have is this site.


You're more than welcome to prove me wrong on any of this, by the way. But I challenge you to do it in an adult manner and not in the manner of a paranoid Internet troll hunter.

Christ, what did I say....T R A G I C.

Of course he likes to degrade women, for he has been rejected by EVERY FEMALE in reality, even his own mother.

This is just so frickin' obvious. Like a text book case of a bitter, deluded, not to mention, a psychotic individual.

And FYI: If Caitie is in fact Razorblade Tongue (lol) she does a better impersonation of a black man than you've ever done.

I've done what I set out to do and that was to expose your incorrigible ass for the fake, whatever it is, you are. Everything you say has a ring of doubt to it, now, so forgive me for not being party to your lies.

When you're ready to admit that you are indeed behind that alias, I'll forgive you and be done with it. Until then if I see anything else like,

On a gossip site, populated by thousands of people....one man and his insane lust for troll hunting will bring about the end of the world!

you can expect more of the same. None of this is open to debate, so you can stop wasting your breath.

<blockquote><em>Expect to see something that'll make you look so....fucking....STUPID. </em></blockquote>

So I guess moejackson the movie will get more sequels? Sweet! I loved those movies.

One question though. The Pam character... died in like... both movies. I even read the book "No! Your Momma!" which was the prequel to the original Moejackson movie and she even died in that. Now I've checked afew sites and she is scheduled to appear in all the new upcoming movie releases. So my question is. WTF!?

"One question though. The Pam character... died in like... both movies. I even read the book "No! Your Momma!" which was the prequel to the original Moejackson movie and she even died in that. Now I've checked afew sites and she is scheduled to appear in all the new upcoming movie releases. So my question is. WTF!?"

shes like Hans Moleman on the simpsons or Kenny on south park!!!!

Lol McCracken.

Just for the crack, here is a list of other unkillable Pam like characters

Orochimaru - Naruto
Sylar - Heroes
M.Bison - Street Fighter Series
Apocolypse - X-Men
Bowser - Super Mario (I've seen that dude fall into burning hot lava an uncountable amount of times.)
Pheonix - A Mythical Legendary Bird
Herpes - STD
Hulk Hogan

Got more?

I dunno what y'all are smokin' in here, but I believe that Pink Floyd & Frank Zappa solve all of world's mysterious problemS

"Bald and the beautiful" a new soap opera starring Phil with 2 dark skinned sidekicks who are at his side at all time.

Occasionally this one other dark coloured guy comes to groom Phil's "hair" and then these crazy dark men start scratching their hairy backs.

Ooooooh, it gets hot 'n heavy from there ...

"Goliano you sound inane beyond belief. Stop posting here. Can't you see that everybody hates you on here."

Hahahaha!!! Does this one even need a punch line?

erm...? okay?

And now onto topic: That was funny! Have you written scripts for movies before, Caitie?? (lol)

I resent what you said later on, but this was a hoot.

doom go eat your shroom then fly off on your broom and get to your groom eat your queery fruit of the loom and get a room; funboy we will zoom in on you whilst and then you'll be buying your own toom {tomb} stone

...

this place reminds me of elementary school during recess.

we need a referee here

or a bouncer.

@Tori - blame the insignificant black man who feels the need for useless "attacks" and "violating" strangers on the net.

Pam...You never told me you were Hulk Hogan. Watch out for all the little dudes! And Macho Man.

Ed...You never told me you were THE freek!!! L & G watch out for this one.