d.j. already did a pretty interesting/good post post that had some elements of what a moej movie would be like. or that's how i remember it.

btd i searched d.j.'s *great post* is here

d.j. does moejackson the movie...

whose playing YOU in this?

i really don't know.would an actor want to be me would be a better question.ha ha..

also a film of this sort can focus on only a limited number of characters.and there's been about 3000 people here past/present worthy of screen time/story.don't know if character based on me could/would be deemed worthy of much screen time.also don't know if chracter based on me would make good movie material since i suspect a charater with any traits similar to mine the audience would want some sort of resolution to this characters life/situation. and that's not my life.

they would also likely want something more pure comedy or something more ultra suffering.and that's not my life either.

also i'm not the best match if someone were to put together a bastrdly clique to form a movie around.

there's plenty here current/past that seem ultra best pals and even seem to have bunch of similar or complementary thoughts.maybe moej movie based on those would work better...

sure i'd be ok with whomever playing me.but i'm not sure how i'd fit into a moej movie.

really there's no need to cast anyone as me. just let me have access to the casting couch... :)

i support this

[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/vxn5z.jpg[/IMG]

......c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

Ok.


Who else?

Cast
Phillip McCracken-David Cross
Ari/Tracy-Jenna Fischer
TLA/Tray-C-Yūko Takeuchi or Minase Yashiro
Loki-Asher D
Mr. Pinchy-Janene Garafolo
AlinaMaria-Emily Kennard
Leni-Keri Russell

Oh, you're going old school on us, huh?

Cool, cool.

I'd say Karen Gillan or Laura Prepon (with awesome red hair) for me.

screw it... the "fuck for the part comment"

got me thinking.

Robin Lively has redhair. she can be you so i can fuck her. IDC what she looks like now, ill close my eyes and pretend shes in her twin peaks days

3 more added. ones with **

Cast
Phillip McCracken-David Cross
Ari/Tracy-Jenna Fischer
TLA/Tray-C-Yūko Takeuchi or Minase Yashiro
Loki-Asher D
Mr. Pinchy-Janene Garafolo
AlinaMaria-Emily Kennard
Leni-Keri Russell
**The Devil-Jeremiah Wright
**Goliano-Louis Farrakhan
**Caitie Harmful-Robin Lively or Lauren Ambrose...Robin Lively if shell fuck me for the part. if not, Lauren Ambrose.

i was thinking Cant hardly Wait ambrose reminded me alot of your saltyness anmd attitude, plus shes redhaired so.... yeah LOL

i was thinking Cant hardly Wait ambrose reminded me alot of your saltyness anmd attitude, plus shes redhaired so.... yeah LOL

And...Lauren Ambrose is a very talented musician. It works. I'm very pleased.

devil is funny at times, but not TOTALLY ignorant, thats how i look at jeramiah wright, some of what he says IS actually funny...

and Goliano is farakahan. not only ignorant, and unfunny, but completely blind to the truth.

Pretty much. And...they're both Chicagoans...so it works.


Might I add a few suggestions?



Phillip McCracken-David Cross
Ari/Tracy-Jenna Fischer
TLA/Tray-C-Yūko Takeuchi or Minase Yashiro
Loki-Asher D
Mr. Pinchy-Janene Garafolo
AlinaMaria-Emily Kennard
Leni-Keri Russell
The Devil-Jeremiah Wright
Goliano-Louis Farrakhan
Caitie Harmful-Lauren Ambrose
Pamela Susan Courson - Lindsay Lohan
D55 - Krysten Ritter (think her character from She's Outta My League)
Freep - Donald Glover
Fallen Raw Toast - Jon Hamm
Foxy Roxy - Evan Rachel Wood
Glimmer - DJ Qualls

MOAR BOAR DEMANDS MOAR CASTING.


ladylazarus - Iyari Limon
Hallery - Clare Kramer
Bowser - Nathan Kress (hee-hee)
Razorblade Tongue - Harold Perrineau
Svetlana - Summer Glau in a motion suit, followed by lots of CGI. Nobody looks like Svetlana...so we'll have to computer animate her.

Mundo - Luis Guzman

OOOOOOOUCH.


>_<


That's harsh, dude. I was going to say George Lopez....because George Lopez is only funny 10% of the time...like Mundo.





I've got some more ideas, but I'm having a hard time placing people.

Mundo is only funny 10% of the time. Luis Guzman is a fine actor...but he looks like the bottom of Johnny Cash's boot.

Not bad.

who plays me?

I dunno.


John C. McGinley?

evildan = Evil Samurai

Ok.

John C. McGinley - EvilDan

Phil will be back soon. ^_^


I miss jihad. God, do I miss her...fuck...



That reminds me.


jihad - Megan Fox

JOhn C McGinley is the man.

i just had root canal. yay me.

Who's that?

also in agreement with Hamm as FRT, hamms look matches FRT attitude on here.

Luis Guzman is awesome. he could be Mundo. that works too.

thats... not something i want to see LOL.

we disagree about her immensely, and id rather not get into arguements with people i enjoy talking to.

so, yeah LOL

interesting.

Phil, I was looking at your Dude of the Day entry. What do you think of Dave Attell playing yourself?

Also, the movie needs, like, a main character person. Don't you think?

I'm thinking glimmer(DJ Qualls) as the boy, down on himself, who finds, with the help of a certain website, that he's just one in a world of crazy shitheads on the interwebz.

actually attell works too.

anyone thats got a shaved head, but is balding pretty much works.

throw a goatee and glasses on them.

i picked cross cause if you heard my podcasts, my voice is more like his LOL...

if were making a TRUE hollywood movie, Glimmer, through the site winds up dating like cheryl tweedy or kate beckinsale or some one considered uber hot at the end...

cause thats the way a hollywood movie ALWAYS ENDS

as for Jihad. i never liked her, never will. thats all ill say cause i dont want to speak ill of "real" people.

so in basic here is the idea i thought of that i think would work.

a road movie.

ALA harold and kumar, sex drive, etc, etc...

where you pick someone who starts the movie where the live, and, the idea is to say go from one coast to the other to be at thepremiere of the moejacokson movie?

or a moejackson party/event?

like the idea would be to arrive at a moejackson party/event/movie premiere that all the member would be invited to.

on the way cross country, said person than picks up other members and insanity ensues?

or you could even make it like a comedic love story where someone drives cross country to meet another member of the site, with the help of memeber along the way?

like... someone leaves and soem kind of crasziness ensues somewhere that they run into CH or Glim, or FRT or lazy, and those members help said person getr from point a to point b.

same genereal idea, 2 different ideas off that.

what does everyone think about that?

i think it would work since, well, the cross country thing would give us an introduction to many memebers, and if it was to an ecvent, and, someone had a caravan or conversion van, you could make 5 or 6 stops and a good portion of the movie you would have 6 people in the van with craziness going on.

u could even say, have boz's plane diverted for whatever reason, and in turn the fun van could divert to an airport shes stuck at to pick her up to make sure she gets to the event on time as well, since shes from a different country...

but this way you have 6 or 7 people involved, and than at the event, you could have some craziness with everyone else that we thought could be involved on more than just a passing by way.

yes im aware no way this would ever and could ever get made, but, honestly, just cause im that stupid, i may outline something based on one of these 2 scenerios LOL...

just for fun, cause than we could have our own bastardly story LOL.

anyways, what do u all think of the ideas? stupid or is it something you would either...

pay 10 bucks to see in the theater
buy DTV for 15
buy on DVD after the theater realise for 15
buy on post rental DVD for 5 bucks
wait till its on pay cable
wait till its on free cable
fuck you asshole thats stupid.

heres my general ideas so far...

of course since im arrogant, im the protaginst of the road trip...

but heres genereal plot point idea... and... again, this might sound arrogant, but be honored, i NEVER do this... meaning, when i have incomplete or GENERAL IDEAS i dont share them with ANYONE... regardless

AND AGAIN i STRESS.. these are IDEAS... reading it might not make much sense... so dont be like, how the fuck you gonna do this to this...

1a clip from the leslie mann interview is the opening.
1b some execs see it and decide its a good idea to make a movie based on the site...
1c opening credits roll.
2 im gonna be the protaginist so the road trip starts here in NY with me an lazydayz
3 loki flies in NY and i pick him up or hes in NY doing tracks with some famous rapper when he hears about teh premeire something like that
4 for some reason Boz' flight to LA get delayed at some airport in the north part of the US
5 on the way to get boz... teh RV i rented comes across ch and ari's car broken down
6 we stop and get glim in houston
7 goliano and the devil are out front of the premiere at graumann's with picket signs that say like "boyctting this movie due to lack of afro americans" or something to that effect
8 TLA, crackrocks, other people already in SoCo are at the bastardly member premiere party
9. we pick up FRT pimping in Vegas. why? cause well, i know hes from cali, but i want him in more of the movie than just the end
10. closing credits would be pictures of the performer portraying us, with us...so the perfoemr name would be next to them performer, and their charachter name would be next to the IRL person
11. the band thats 3/4's mest does a cover of sweet home chicago for the ch/ari intro
12. the game's cover of california love with crackrocks plays when the rv pulls into cali
(neither are recorded. fingers crossed they would LOL)
13. end credits after dealie can be jihad being eaten by a shark...

generally this is what ideas i thought of at work.

theres others i want to work in, but i do not know where they are from... IE , leni to name 1.

ok, so far, i like the quick addition of goli and devil, and, i think, having them be the "villians" in the movie would work well... have them like after the accident the rest of the movie trying to stop us...

like u know smokey in smokey and the bandit.

freep being from the boston area helps... ALSO... i think well have cheryl and victoria justive get into a cat fight for him at the party...

keep em coming LOL....

Brothel manager.....Well I actually sort of do have that experience, not exactly a brothel, but I did run a bar/club where we had a bevy of buy me drinky girls, when I lived in Taiwan. Yes I was working for a branch of the Taiwanese Mafia.

dude. seriously. mother in law being punched in the face is going into my idea book. maybe not for this movie, but something ill write sooner or later simply cause everyone wants to do that.

thats like heroic.

d.j. does megan fox has the intellectual 'chops' to play jihad ??

also anyway you guys want to throw me the movie is good.shocked my name got some play and i haven't been around. :)

a brothel scene guess my 'guy cred' just went up. ha ha..

btd ALSO Glimmer winds up running a record label that makes millions based on bands he finds.

*swoon*

d.j. and Cheryl Cole, who recognizes Freep and asks him out on a date. *classic*

well i guess the jihad/megan thing could work especially since i think jihad liked megan. sold... :)

and yeah the coleman pic is mundoish...

megan fox is perfect for jihad. they have the same personality. like i said, stage direction...

"um, this jihad person, how do i play her? like what my motovation?"
"Megan, u know how you are in real life? like when your just being YOU and NOT acting?"
"Yes"
"just act like that"
"Really?"
"yes"
"wow this is easy, but why should i take directions from you, im better than you, and, you know, you and everyone else on this set is below me, so, ill do whatever i feel like since well, im gods gift to the world"
"Exactly"